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Title: Shredder job
Post by: loulou on February 02, 2007, 08:29:06 pm

I was standing in a queue today and the 2 women behind me were discussing work. One said her job was health and safety and was to go around offices showing people how to use a shredder correctly. I could do that.

Rule 1. Don't put your hands in it.

Rule 2. Don't lean forward and trap your tie/necklace/hair in it.

Rule 3. Don't put the remainder of your sandwich in it.

 

Title: Shredder job
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 02, 2007, 08:31:33 pm

rule 4 Never put more that 4 sheet in at a time ( it coudl jam )
Rule 5 : make sure the eletrick cord is not lioning about

Title: Shredder job
Post by: kevvosa on February 02, 2007, 08:42:26 pm

Rule 6: Don't sit on it

Title: Shredder job
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 02, 2007, 08:48:18 pm

Rule7:  don't make slice bread with it

Rule8: don't run with it

Rule9: don;t put mice down it to clear blokages

Title: Shredder job
Post by: kevvosa on February 02, 2007, 08:50:11 pm

Rule 10: Don't use it as a shaver

Title: Shredder job
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 02, 2007, 08:53:02 pm

Rule 11: don;t use it for cutting nails

Title: Shredder job
Post by: kevvosa on February 03, 2007, 10:00:23 am

Rule 12: Don't use it to shred Girls Aloud CD's. 

Title: Shredder job
Post by: goldencup on February 03, 2007, 10:04:13 am

Quote from: kevvosa

Rule 12: Don't use it to shred Girls Aloud CD's. 

I think James Blunt CDs are permissible though.

Title: Shredder job
Post by: kevvosa on February 03, 2007, 10:06:26 am

I refer to James by another name, and it's not Blunt 

Title: Shredder job
Post by: goldencup on February 03, 2007, 10:07:36 am

  Curiously, he often sings sharp!

Title: Shredder job
Post by: oldspice on February 03, 2007, 11:46:37 am

Don't use it to shred your iceberg lettuce!

Title: Shredder job
Post by: smurfboy on February 03, 2007, 11:50:33 am

Some of these health and safety measures are ridiculous. My boss went to get a new car in the week and had to be given a 'tour' of it as a H&S measure. The tour included being shown where the steering wheel was. I'm sure he'd have been there hours looking for it without that!

Title: Shredder job
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 03, 2007, 11:58:18 am

its PC gone mad! 

Title: Shredder job
Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 06, 2007, 12:46:38 am

Quote from: oldspice

Don't use it to shred your iceberg lettuce!

So I suppose a side of coleslaw is out of the question then?