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With accompanying nods, gestures and much strange body langugae I I keep being reminded by friends, family and colleagues that I am "reaching a big milestone this year".
That seems to be an excuse for assuming that I have lost all sense of taste. So, I am leaving little notes here and there to let people know that, should they be planning anything, they can definitely leave the following off the music list:
Cliff Richard
Abba
The Nolans
Barry Manalow
The Bee Gees
Why do people assume anyone who grew up in the 70s adores this lot??
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so you hiting 21 old spice!


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So what are you planning to include Oldspice?
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Oh er... Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac (old line up), Smokey Robinson, some sad old dance numbers but no.. Bay City Rollers, Sweet, Mud or Shawaddywaddy!
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Awwww you can't have a wrinklies party without Tiger Feet!
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Oh OK. Then father-in-law can wear his huge tiger feet slippers!
What must be on the play list is "Me and Mrs Jones". That brings back some memories!
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Well you have a long time to get organised. You must be planning a spectacular party!
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Na, it's just people keep reminding me. It's my brother-in-laws half century a few weeks before mine so maybe we should have a joint party. Our son is 21 this year too and father-in-laws bit of fluff is 80 so it's quite a year!
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No wonder you're planning ahead! I would just have an open house for the year...
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you need this more that cherry!

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Yes Oldspice, 60 is a milestone but there's no need for people to buy the Nolan Sisters. Mind you I always rated ABBA so I wouldn't turn my nose up at their records. Are you having a big cake for your birthday, it will have to be quite big to get all the candles on
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Yes Oldspice, 60 is a milestone


I like the Bee Gees and Abba 
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623 is that pic of booze from your house?
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60? Do you value your life Bounty?
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Where did 60 come from? Bounty you need to apologise.
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I would say 40 !
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Bounty just wishes he was still that age.
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It was a joke. How do I know how old Oldspice is!!! I assume the landmark is 50.
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I;m still think original it was 21
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father-in-laws bit of fluff is 80 so it's quite a year!
I hope I can still be described as someone's bit of fluff when I'm 80! 
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She's a bit of a dragon actually and we have various names for her depending on how much trouble she' causing!
I am certainly not 60 this year! I might look it at the moment but I am nowhere near 60!
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I know you're not, I was just being mischievous!
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I passed my milestone last week (40) and it wasn't as bad as everyone said it was going to be. I hope you have a great time, with or without your father-in law's tiger slippers.