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Title: Oh boy, she’s losing it!
Post by: oldspice on January 26, 2007, 06:02:49 pm

I just used an oven glove to get something out the fridge!!


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Post by: kevvosa on January 26, 2007, 06:10:52 pm


My granddad once put teabags in the fridge.

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Post by: loulou on January 26, 2007, 06:17:28 pm
On Tuesday I did some ironing then put the iron on the kitchen bench to cool. A little while later I picked it up and put it in the fridge. I do this atleast once a month.
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Post by: smurfboy on January 26, 2007, 06:52:36 pm
My aunt frequently put her cigarettes in the fridge during the menopause.
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Post by: oldspice on January 26, 2007, 06:54:41 pm

Lou, are you going through the menopause? Is he saying we're getting on a bit? 

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Post by: smurfboy on January 26, 2007, 06:57:23 pm
I was suggesting nothing of the sort. Now why don't you have a nice HRT patch... erm, I mean a cup of tea
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Post by: oldspice on January 26, 2007, 07:03:19 pm

 I would if I could find the kettle. Oh look, here it is under the desk where the waste paper basket should be!

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Post by: goldencup on January 26, 2007, 10:33:15 pm
  My boss caught me trying to use the barcode scanner to scan a number I'd written in pen on a piece of paper.
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Post by: on January 27, 2007, 08:16:36 am
Oven glove for the fridge is a good one.  Putting an iron in the fridge - once a month!  That's just bonkers!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2007, 10:46:43 am
so this what~I have to look forward to,




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Post by: kevvosa on January 27, 2007, 10:59:01 am
Well if you eat plenty of fruit and veg it has been said it reduces the risk of alzheimers and dementia. 
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Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2007, 11:02:11 am
Now look, I'm nowhere near that stage or age! The oven glove incident was just a symptom of a very long, very hard week.
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Post by: goldencup on January 27, 2007, 11:39:55 am
It's not just an age thing - about two years ago I moved the laundry basket to where the kitchen bin used to be and my kids have never got used to it.  I STILL find crisp packets etc in the laundry and goodness knows how many articles of clothing have been binned!  goldencup39109.4866550926
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Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2007, 01:21:11 pm

  I think I have told you all about the evening when, at the end of a particularly difficult week,  one of my kids asked:


"Mum. Why is there a packet of tights in the fridge?" and in exasperation I answered: "Because there's probably a pizza in my underwear drawer!"


That must have been about ten years ago!


 

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Post by: lorri on January 27, 2007, 02:01:41 pm
a few years ago now i put a wash load on one day as i was hurrying out to pick my daughter up from school, i returned home then a while so later when i heard washing machine finish spinning ( its built in a cupboard so i can see it) i went to get washing out and the machine was empty !! so after standing staring in the machine for several seconds convinced it must be in there somewhere  i started searching the house, i looked everywhere bathroom,bedroom everywhere still no washing to be found,still puzzling i started cooking dinner and when i went to put potato peelings in the bin i found the dirty washing in there
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Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2007, 05:53:57 pm
 and you're years younger than me aren't you?
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Post by: kevvosa on January 27, 2007, 06:11:18 pm

Quote from: lorri
a few years ago now i put a wash load on one day as i was hurrying out to pick my daughter up from school, i returned home then a while so later when i heard washing machine finish spinning ( its built in a cupboard so i can see it) i went to get washing out and the machine was empty !! so after standing staring in the machine for several seconds convinced it must be in there somewhere  i started searching the house, i looked everywhere bathroom,bedroom everywhere still no washing to be found,still puzzling i started cooking dinner and when i went to put potato peelings in the bin i found the dirty washing in there



Title: Oh boy, she’s losing it!
Post by: on January 28, 2007, 10:47:32 am
The other day, I was having squidgy pressups and it went in the wrong goal!  How embarrassing.  
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2007, 10:51:16 am

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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2007, 11:01:57 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
The other day, I was having squidgy pressups and it went in the wrong goal! How embarrassing.


Well thanks for sharing that one Bounty. 

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Post by: oldspice on January 28, 2007, 11:03:09 am
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Post by: on January 28, 2007, 11:20:02 am
 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2007, 11:36:01 am
I have no idea what bouty DID! 
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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2007, 11:41:48 am
Ah, the innocence of youth!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2007, 12:00:17 pm
what did he DO? 
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Post by: on January 28, 2007, 12:31:27 pm
Erm, I will try to explain this as tactfully as possile.  I was with my girlfriend and we were very fond of each other's company so we decided to go to another room, which was reached by the staircase, and contains thinks like a duvet and a vallance.  Anyway, we got all cuddly and so one and one thing led to another. (No, 623, we didn't compare train timetables).  Anyway I did something, which made us both feel very good.  however, there is a 50/50 chance that Mr Sausage will take a ride in the red corvette or go down the one way street.  he inadvertantly went down the one-way street.  However, my girlfriend in no uncertain terms made me aware that said street had a no parking restriction and I quickly found the alternative route.  Now do you understand?
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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2007, 12:33:41 pm
For once Bounty, your smuttiness is quite funny! goldencup39110.5239583333
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Post by: on January 28, 2007, 12:37:14 pm
Knew I'd get there in the end
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2007, 12:42:03 pm
GC told me in a MUCH plainer WAY by MSG! 

will you should of never should your were doing push up

I though you were doing excise, UR noramal UR,
exsicise you do in public



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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2007, 12:42:55 pm
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Post by: on January 28, 2007, 01:15:47 pm
I don't know
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Post by: oldspice on January 28, 2007, 06:53:17 pm
Is there an emoticon for 'I don't believe what I'm reading?'
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2007, 07:09:08 pm

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Post by: loulou on January 29, 2007, 01:03:42 pm
Isn't it amazing how a thread chatting about silly mistakes me make can turn into bounty having sex again. I'm still convinced that those who never stop talking about it just aren't getting any and it's sheer frustration.
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Post by: on January 29, 2007, 03:35:43 pm
I think normally you're right; but in my case, I'm just obsessed with sex.
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Post by: loulou on January 29, 2007, 03:53:39 pm
 I've Got A Headache  





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Post by: oldspice on January 29, 2007, 06:08:39 pm
Me too!
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Post by: on January 30, 2007, 11:14:32 am
That's a poor excuse for not having sex, as the extra oxygenation of the blood and increase in serotonin actually inhibits the pain molecules, which cause an headache. or something.  So you two can stop whinging and get your kits off.
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Post by: kevvosa on January 30, 2007, 01:16:58 pm
Oo-er!



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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2007, 05:41:46 pm
 Rolling Eyes 





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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 30, 2007, 06:41:32 pm




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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2007, 06:49:00 pm
That's a cute picture.
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Post by: lorri on February 01, 2007, 02:15:50 pm
i want that bear  i have a bad taste bear thats pulling his fur down and showing his bum, i think the two could become friends