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I just used an oven glove to get something out the fridge!!

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My granddad once put teabags in the fridge.
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On Tuesday I did some ironing then put the iron on the kitchen bench to cool. A little while later I picked it up and put it in the fridge. I do this atleast once a month.
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My aunt frequently put her cigarettes in the fridge during the menopause.
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Lou, are you going through the menopause? Is he saying we're getting on a bit?
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I was suggesting nothing of the sort. Now why don't you have a nice HRT patch... erm, I mean a cup of tea
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I would if I could find the kettle. Oh look, here it is under the desk where the waste paper basket should be!
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My boss caught me trying to use the barcode scanner to scan a number I'd written in pen on a piece of paper.
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Oven glove for the fridge is a good one. Putting an iron in the fridge - once a month! That's just bonkers!
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so this what~I have to look forward to,

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Well if you eat plenty of fruit and veg it has been said it reduces the risk of alzheimers and dementia.
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Now look, I'm nowhere near that stage or age! The oven glove incident was just a symptom of a very long, very hard week.
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It's not just an age thing - about two years ago I moved the laundry basket to where the kitchen bin used to be and my kids have never got used to it. I STILL find crisp packets etc in the laundry and goodness knows how many articles of clothing have been binned! goldencup39109.4866550926
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I think I have told you all about the evening when, at the end of a particularly difficult week, one of my kids asked:
"Mum. Why is there a packet of tights in the fridge?" and in exasperation I answered: "Because there's probably a pizza in my underwear drawer!"
That must have been about ten years ago!
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a few years ago now i put a wash load on one day as i was hurrying out to pick my daughter up from school, i returned home then a while so later when i heard washing machine finish spinning ( its built in a cupboard so i can see it) i went to get washing out and the machine was empty !! so after standing staring in the machine for several seconds convinced it must be in there somewhere
i started searching the house, i looked everywhere bathroom,bedroom everywhere still no washing to be found,still puzzling i started cooking dinner and when i went to put potato peelings in the bin i found the dirty washing in there
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and you're years younger than me aren't you?
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a few years ago now i put a wash load on one day as i was hurrying out to pick my daughter up from school, i returned home then a while so later when i heard washing machine finish spinning ( its built in a cupboard so i can see it) i went to get washing out and the machine was empty !! so after standing staring in the machine for several seconds convinced it must be in there somewhere
i started searching the house, i looked everywhere bathroom,bedroom everywhere still no washing to be found,still puzzling i started cooking dinner and when i went to put potato peelings in the bin i found the dirty washing in there 

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The other day, I was having squidgy pressups and it went in the wrong goal! How embarrassing.
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The other day, I was having squidgy pressups and it went in the wrong goal! How embarrassing.
Well thanks for sharing that one Bounty.
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I have no idea what bouty DID!
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Ah, the innocence of youth!
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what did he DO? 
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Erm, I will try to explain this as tactfully as possile. I was with my girlfriend and we were very fond of each other's company so we decided to go to another room, which was reached by the staircase, and contains thinks like a duvet and a vallance. Anyway, we got all cuddly and so one and one thing led to another. (No, 623, we didn't compare train timetables). Anyway I did something, which made us both feel very good. however, there is a 50/50 chance that Mr Sausage will take a ride in the red corvette or go down the one way street. he inadvertantly went down the one-way street. However, my girlfriend in no uncertain terms made me aware that said street had a no parking restriction and I quickly found the alternative route. Now do you understand?
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For once Bounty, your smuttiness is quite funny!
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Knew I'd get there in the end
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GC told me in a MUCH plainer WAY by MSG!

will you should of never should your were doing push up
I though you were doing excise, UR noramal UR,
exsicise you do in public
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I don't know
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Is there an emoticon for 'I don't believe what I'm reading?'
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Isn't it amazing how a thread chatting about silly mistakes me make can turn into bounty having sex again. I'm still convinced that those who never stop talking about it just aren't getting any and it's sheer frustration.
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I think normally you're right; but in my case, I'm just obsessed with sex.
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Me too!
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That's a poor excuse for not having sex, as the extra oxygenation of the blood and increase in serotonin actually inhibits the pain molecules, which cause an headache. or something. So you two can stop whinging and get your kits off.
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Oo-er!

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That's a cute picture.
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i want that bear
i have a bad taste bear thats pulling his fur down and showing his bum, i think the two could become friends