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Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 22, 2007, 05:43:49 pm
did anyone hear complain to the serve master of the nasty forum that banned me as the site has now Gone off line! 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 22, 2007, 06:11:28 pm

I tried to join the Forum but it was like trying to penatrate MI5. I had to fill in a form then submit my application and wait for them to tell me whether I could join or not. That was last Thursday and I have not heard from them. I guess I am not the material they are looking for. Well, I don't wear an anorak that's for sure.


I would say you are well out of it 623. Bunch of bus huggers the lot of them.

Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 22, 2007, 06:17:42 pm
Well I think I have to agree with you spicy

also the reason I think she has so many "mi5 " protectionist is because she having a sex change operation, Man - woman,

Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 22, 2007, 06:43:05 pm
What's that got to do with her affection for buses? Or her banning you from the site?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 22, 2007, 06:48:11 pm
I think she not sure about people and as she runs it she wont to make sure that the people she lets in are "good honest flok who wont take the pi** out of people and she can trust! "

I think There some irony there!"
loulou39108.6067939815
Title: did you complain?
Post by: smurfboy on January 22, 2007, 06:51:48 pm
She's obviously a bit bonkers. I know there have been problems on this forum with the likes of Phyllis and Babybitch, but at least we can rely on Chocadmin - the nicest, fairest moderator I have ever known on a forum.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 22, 2007, 07:01:53 pm
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 22, 2007, 07:17:13 pm

at at least our Mod is Nice as well
the great LOULOU

"a bit" now that's putting mild!


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Title: did you complain?
Post by: goldencup on January 22, 2007, 11:12:47 pm
I tried to join it as well but came up against the same obstacles as Oldspice. 
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Post by: loulou on January 26, 2007, 02:34:36 pm
I was longing to share my love of double deckers on the bus forum but they don't want me.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: goldencup on January 26, 2007, 10:25:32 pm
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2007, 08:48:01 am
I have not heard a thing from them. They are obviously a very select bunch. Remind me never to go to Dundee.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2007, 10:32:30 am
ohh. there alot of puns about Dundee!

no seem to like dundonenis in the centre belt!

Title: did you complain?
Post by: loulou on January 29, 2007, 01:12:40 pm
How about Dundee cake? Anyone like it?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 29, 2007, 01:16:45 pm
doubt IT! 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 29, 2007, 06:19:55 pm
A very small slice for me thanks. But I'll take the nuts off and give them to you!
Title: did you complain?
Post by: loulou on January 29, 2007, 06:24:25 pm
Yay I want everyones nuts.
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Post by: kevvosa on January 29, 2007, 07:44:24 pm
Bounty's?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 29, 2007, 08:05:55 pm
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 29, 2007, 08:09:11 pm
there  may be to salty 

I;ll get my coat!

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Post by: Freddie on January 29, 2007, 10:31:43 pm

Quote from: oldspice
Remind me never to go to Dundee.


Dundee is a very beautiful city..


Quote from: 623058
there alot of puns about Dundee! no seem to like dundonenis in the centre belt!


 


Quote from: loulou
How about Dundee cake? Anyone like it?


 yuck !!!

Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 29, 2007, 10:49:15 pm

Quote from: Freddie

Quote from: 623058
there alot of puns about Dundee! no seem to like dundonenis in the centre belt!


 



SORRY Freddie, There are lot of puns, about dundee its like Aberdeen folk there  all You know!

But Dundee was name of of the smartis cities in the world last week!

what even worse everyone on the west coast Hate Fifer!
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Freddie on January 29, 2007, 10:58:14 pm

Quote from: 623058
SORRY Freddie, There are lot of puns, about dundee its like Aberdeen folk


that's okay because i hear this about people from as far North as Thurso to as far South as Plymouth and all in between...

Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on January 30, 2007, 07:05:24 am
I have no doubt Dundee is a beautiful city. It must also be populated by very clever people. After all, they have their own bus forum.
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Post by: kevvosa on January 30, 2007, 09:03:54 am
What aspects of buses would a bus forum discuss I wonder? The old people who get on expecting everyone to give up their seats for them? The young louts who throw pop bottles around?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: loulou on January 30, 2007, 06:02:21 pm
I was on the bus the other day and it stopped outside of a pub. The driver got off, went in the pub for about 5 minutes then came back. Was he having a pee or a pint?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 30, 2007, 06:34:35 pm
a pee, if not you can dob him in to the traffic commission#1 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: loulou on January 30, 2007, 06:43:28 pm
 Knitting Old Man The old people were moaning that he was holding them up and that they didn't have all day to sit on a bus.





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Post by: smurfboy on January 31, 2007, 07:07:40 pm
Even I can't neck a whole pint in five minutes.
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Post by: kevvosa on January 31, 2007, 07:09:24 pm

Quote from: loulou
  The old people were moaning that he was holding them up and that they didn't have all day to sit on a bus.


Old people always moan.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: smurfboy on January 31, 2007, 07:22:26 pm
You have to do something to pass the time between episodes of 'Heartbeat'.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: loulou on January 31, 2007, 07:56:29 pm
Old people have all the time in the world yet they insist on going to the post office on a Saturday when people who work all week want to be served.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: kevvosa on January 31, 2007, 08:53:46 pm
And they walk at snails pace in the street, then suddenly stop without warning, causing you to nearly fall over them. 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: smurfboy on January 31, 2007, 09:17:01 pm

Quote from: loulou
Old people have all the time in the world yet they insist on going to the post office on a Saturday when people who work all week want to be served.


And they get the bus at 8.30am when they could go an hour later, not slow the buses down when people are trying to get to work, AND travel for free.

Title: did you complain?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 31, 2007, 09:19:49 pm
there can only travel FREE after 09.30!

BUT form april 2008 it FREE ANYTIME ANYWHERE ! waste of many

Scotland's welsh  schecem cover about 200 sq mile

and that fine, but the English one cover 3 times as much!

there should cut into 3 area

North
Midlands
South

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Post by: smurfboy on February 01, 2007, 12:19:15 am

Quote from: 623058
there can only travel FREE after 09.30!


Which was exactly my point! I complained about OAPs travelling at 8.30 and said they could go for free an hour later. Unless the space/time continum has shifted, I do believe 9.30 is an hour after 8.30.

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Post by: oldspice on February 01, 2007, 06:56:19 am

  The bus driver call them Twirlies because when they get on at 9.20am hpoing to use their pass the driver says "Sorry, you're too early".


The other thing that old people do that scares me to death is, in our local shopping centre, they get on the excalator then when they get to the top they STOP DEAD trying to remember where they want to go next. Everyone behind them then piles into them and they start fussing and saying how everyone is pushing them!

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2007, 07:54:27 am

Quote from: oldspice
The other thing that old people do that scares me to death is, in our local shopping centre, they get on the excalator then when they get to the top they STOP DEAD trying to remember where they want to go next.


 My mum does that!

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Post by: kevvosa on February 01, 2007, 08:58:54 am
My grandad did that once at the station but it was before he got on an escalator. He stopped right in front of it and refused to get on, causing a massive queue of angry commuters behind him. 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: on February 01, 2007, 10:16:53 am
Also when you're walking down the street they weave about in front of you, so you can't get passed.  I will give my seat up to people if they are a pregnant woman or are really old, but I wont give it up to people who are a bit old.  It's not fair on everyone else- I mean where do you draw the line?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2007, 01:31:20 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Also when you're walking down the street they weave about in front of you, so you can't get passed.


Why are you worried about being passed?


If you sit near the back of the bus it's unlikely you will need to give up your seat.

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Post by: kevvosa on February 01, 2007, 01:38:00 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
 I will give my seat up to people if they are a pregnant woman or are really old, but I wont give it up to people who are a bit old.  It's not fair on everyone else- I mean where do you draw the line?


Would you give up your seat for a schoolgirl?
Title: did you complain?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2007, 01:47:00 pm
Bounty I dare you not to use the words "lap" or "knee" in your response.
Title: did you complain?
Post by: kevvosa on February 01, 2007, 02:38:06 pm
I bet he can't manage it. 
Title: did you complain?
Post by: oldspice on February 01, 2007, 09:21:44 pm
You're right though Bounty. They do weave about all over the pavement, then just when you think you'll dive through a gap they step into the gap and stand still.
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Post by: kevvosa on February 01, 2007, 11:14:33 pm
Charity shops are the worst. You can't get past them for love nor money. If you so much as brush past them they give you the evil eye. 
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Post by: loulou on February 02, 2007, 09:57:32 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
Also when you're walking down the street they weave about in front of you, so you can't get passed. I will give my seat up to people if they are a pregnant woman or are really old, but I wont give it up to people who are a bit old. It's not fair on everyone else- I mean where do you draw the line?


I give my seat up to anyone over 50. I think it's just respectful to give your seat to anyone older whatever their age.

Title: did you complain?
Post by: kevvosa on February 02, 2007, 01:21:47 pm
It is, but that doesn't mean they can't show some gratitude. 
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Post by: loulou on February 02, 2007, 08:25:28 pm
I agree they should say thankyou. In future if they don't thank me should i push them off the seat or ask for it back?
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Post by: kevvosa on February 02, 2007, 08:41:28 pm
Try it. 
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Post by: smurfboy on February 02, 2007, 09:04:08 pm

Try bursting into tears and sobbing 'I try so hard to be nice! Why doesn't anyone care? Why won't anybody love me?' That will make them move.

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Post by: goldencup on February 03, 2007, 09:50:23 am
Did it work for you then Smurfy?
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Post by: kevvosa on February 03, 2007, 09:52:05 am
 
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Post by: smurfboy on February 03, 2007, 11:27:35 am

Quote from: goldencup
Did it work for you then Smurfy?


I don't normally do that one. I prefer to scream 'Agaaaain! It's all happening agaaaaaaain!!!!!' You can get the whole top deck to yourself that way.

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Post by: goldencup on February 03, 2007, 11:57:24 am
  I must try it!