I think therein lies the joke Robbie...

Very "contoury"... we like curves....
Actually, my preference is contrary to the above statement and i feel that the meat is sweetest nearer the bone...
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO WORK IN CONFECTIONERY.
THEY WEIGH LOTS OF SWEETS.
I agree with you there Oldspice - some secrets should never be told - well not on this forum anyway!
Did you hear about the woman with enormous boobs who went for a breast reduction? The Doctor asked 'do you mind if I weigh them?' The woman agrees.
Special prize to whoever gets the right punchline... 
And the winner is...

Awwww 
My boyfriends cat is gonna have kittens in the next couple of weeks.
Or pussies, as I would say.























































































































































































































































I say salivating.
No not really i don't.
I
my b(.)(.)bs


mine too - and so does my husband!
mine too. So does my boyffiend. I'm sure he is only marrying me so he can have a pair of his own
David always plays with mine too....not sure he knows he is doing it half the time. His hands are like a magnet! 
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Which person's migraine?!
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Doesnt stop mine, although orgasm is a good pain releiver ;)
True fact.
Quote from: loulouI read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Where did you read that?
I made it up but thought it sounded good.
How about having them kissed gently, what does that do?
Are your nipples like ripe cherries?
I'll leave that to your imagination, Bounty. 
I'll take that as a yes