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Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 13, 2007, 09:19:30 pm

can you receive PMs yet?

Bounty.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: loulou on January 13, 2007, 10:47:48 pm

Velvet save yourself from pain and say no.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 13, 2007, 11:38:27 pm

I want to send her a naughty story.  I watched a programme about Tourettes last night.  Apparently we have a heightened sense of awareness.  I think I have an unusually vivid imagination but never put it down to my Tourettes.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 14, 2007, 07:36:00 am

What No naughty story for ME bounty,

You are sliping!

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 14, 2007, 10:51:37 am

Oh god Bounty has found another victim. When will it end?

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 14, 2007, 11:36:35 am

623, I doubt you would appreciate my stories.  I tend not to show them to men as in the past it has made them feel very embarrassed.  However, with the exception of a few members of this forum, I have had nothing but praise and positive comments, from female friends and colleagues.  It is my experience that these stories are more stimulating for women who normally don't like porn, as they are less aroused by visual images.  The stories allow them to use their imagination.  I have just written my hottest yet and wanted to share it with VD.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 14, 2007, 04:06:47 pm

If they're so good why don't you publish them? Move over Jackie Collins..

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: oldspice on January 14, 2007, 04:29:07 pm

What makes you think VD needs a mucky story to stimulate her sexually? Most women think those sort of stories are funny and about as sexually arousing as a session with Postman Pat.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 14, 2007, 07:41:11 pm

I intend to get it published but it's a very narrow sub-genre.  Oldspice you are totally wrong.  I just think you have a limited imagination sexually and don't see the bigger picture with my stories.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: loulou on January 14, 2007, 08:54:02 pm

How many times a week does bounty mention his naughty stories?

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: smurfboy on January 15, 2007, 12:11:23 am

Considering the nature of the conversation, I really wish Bounty would stop calling Velvet 'VD'

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: oldspice on January 15, 2007, 06:48:02 am

Quote from: bounty hunter

I intend to get it published but it's a very narrow sub-genre. Oldspice you are totally wrong. I just think you have a limited imagination sexually and don't see the bigger picture with my stories.

I have a limited imagination sexually?

When you have a partner for over twenty five years, you don't need to rely on imagination or words to stimulate you. You have the real thing to share in which ever way you wish but you keep it private.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 15, 2007, 07:42:11 am

Fair enough and I am genuinely pleased for you but I still like to do it AND write about it!  I can't help having naughty thoughts.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 15, 2007, 08:48:44 am

I think we should slap a gagging order on bounty. Lou can do the honors 

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 15, 2007, 08:49:40 am

Quote from: smurfboy

Considering the nature of the conversation, I really wish Bounty would stop calling Velvet 'VD'

I was thinking that too - VD sounds dodgy and disrespectful.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 15, 2007, 09:14:25 am

That's a bit gay.  I thought it was friendly and familiar.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: goldencup on January 15, 2007, 09:47:08 am

Should we start calling you BO in future then Bounty?

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 15, 2007, 10:25:12 am

That wouldn't make sense.   Velvet darkness = VD so Bounty Hunter should be BH.  You disappoint me GC.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 15, 2007, 06:33:14 pm

What's wrong with simply saying Velvet?

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: smurfboy on January 15, 2007, 06:47:24 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter

That's a bit gay. I thought it was friendly and familiar.

I would think a ten year-old using an expression like 'that's a bit gay' was being pathetic. From a supposedly mature 40-plus man, it's beyond belief.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 15, 2007, 06:58:41 pm

This is nothing to do with homosexuality and no offense was meant.  Apologies if any was inferred

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 15, 2007, 09:19:18 pm

BH were my story still waiting 

anyway why do so many woman READ those good awful novel then?

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: Velvet Darkness on January 15, 2007, 09:58:59 pm

No I am sorry Bounty Hunter I can't.

My brother took a look at my PC while he was here at christmas but said it was all linked as firewall protection and he wouldn't mess with any of it and would advise me not to either, so here I am with no PM for the foreseeable future.

Sorry.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: loulou on January 15, 2007, 10:39:04 pm

You had a lucky escape velvet.

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2007, 06:57:19 am

You sure did!

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: goldencup on January 16, 2007, 07:30:43 am

Quote from: bounty hunter

This is nothing to do with homosexuality and no offense was meant.  Apologies if any was inferred

Offence.  You disappoint me BH. 

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 16, 2007, 09:44:24 am

 

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: goldencup on January 16, 2007, 10:54:21 am

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: on January 16, 2007, 01:07:15 pm

Awwwwww

Title: Velvet Darkness
Post by: kevvosa on January 16, 2007, 01:34:26 pm