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Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: kevvosa on January 09, 2007, 12:07:26 am
Just seen Corrie and burst out laughing

After Peter Barlow got beaten up by Charlie, Blanche says:

"At least you didn't get stabbed in the shower like in that Psychic..."

To which Deirdre says: "Psycho!"

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 09, 2007, 07:10:37 pm

This one was on that 'Corrie Funnies' show (or whatever it was called) over Xmas:


'You'd better learn to enjoy other people's misfortunes Ken - otherwise you're going to have a very miserable old age!'

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: oldspice on January 10, 2007, 07:37:05 am
Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 13, 2007, 03:37:51 pm

Audrey (after seeing the Battersby-Browns all climb from one car): Are they going for some kind of record?


Norris: Most morons in one car I imagine.


Blanche: You should jump in with them - immortalise yourself!

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Post by: oldspice on January 13, 2007, 04:46:42 pm


have you noticed how physically alike Deirdre and BLanche are? It's uncanny!

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Post by: smurfboy on January 13, 2007, 07:41:11 pm

I know, especially when you think they didn't look that alike when they were originally cast.


Anne Kirkbride has just signed a new contract worth about 270K apparently.

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: oldspice on January 13, 2007, 07:44:10 pm

Phew - I'm in the wrong job!


I love it when Blanche tells people not to walk so fast because "I've got a Polish hip you know!".

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Post by: smurfboy on January 13, 2007, 07:55:51 pm
As she said when she got it, 'Our Tracy's got a Morrocan kidney - why can't I have a foreign bit?'
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Post by: kevvosa on January 13, 2007, 08:22:22 pm


Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 15, 2007, 12:16:46 am

One of my favourite Corrie quotes comes from when Audrey caught Rita, Emily, Blanche and Betty gossiping about her in the Rovers:


'Look at you sittting there holding court, like a superannuated Sex and the City!'

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: oldspice on January 15, 2007, 06:38:59 am


I'd forgotton abount Tracy's kidney transplant.


 


How you noticed how dumb Corrie's tiny tots are? Bethany and Amy hardly breathe a word - certainly not like any three and six years olds I know!

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Post by: lorri on January 15, 2007, 04:31:32 pm
it made me really laugh when charlie was taken away in the ambulance and the first thing norris did was go and check how many weeks paper bill he owed
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Post by: smurfboy on January 15, 2007, 07:40:41 pm
They just keep coming! 'I can go to the hospital if you like! I'll take a flask, wait, and give you a ring when he pops his clogs'.
Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: kevvosa on January 15, 2007, 08:30:55 pm
Blanche is possibly the only thing worth watching Corrie for. 
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Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2007, 07:03:39 am

Oh no! The whole programme is the highlight of my viewing week! It's got everything - humour, pathos, suspense and it's touchingly tender too - look at the relationship between Fizz and her little brother. It melts my heart.


Also, it's not just Blanche that gets the funny lines.  What about Eileen?


When one of the girls was responding to Jason's predicament with his baby, Eileen responded "OK, I didn't ask for a feminist critique!"


I really like Eileen. I want her to be my mate. And I just KNOW that I wouldn't get on with Gail and would probably find Sally really irritating too.

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Post by: smurfboy on January 16, 2007, 07:48:14 pm

Eileen would be a great mate. She'd always tell you it like it is, and she'd always be there for you if you needed her.


Another of my favourite Corrie quotes - this time from Bev. I love it because it's so bizarre and I just can't work out what it means: 'They say there are two things you never see - a poor bookie, and a dead donkey!'

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: on January 16, 2007, 09:28:43 pm
Also Tina O'Brien is the best candidate for 'would look good in a school uniform' of the year award.  She's so sweet!
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Post by: smurfboy on January 20, 2007, 09:08:17 pm

Blanche: Considering Tracy's such a cow, she means.


Peter: Afraid so.


Blanche: But she’s our cow Peter!

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 20, 2007, 09:30:45 pm

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: oldspice on January 21, 2007, 08:21:39 am


I laughed at that one too!


Here are my favourite Corrie characters:


Eileen, Sean, Emily, Blanche, Ken, Cilla (cos she's so panto wicked!),


Fizz, Chesney, Vera & Jack, Norris and many more


The ones I'd like to nuke are:


David Platt (who does his hair????), Adam (son of Mike - who does his hair???), Kevin (Zzzzzzzzz), Gail (who does her hair?????), that thing Liz is currently shacked up with - Vernon? (who does his hair and eye make-up????) and finally Ashley (alias Orville).

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 21, 2007, 01:25:13 pm
Quote from: oldspice

David Platt (who does his hair????), Adam (son of Mike - who does his hair???), Kevin (Zzzzzzzzz), Gail (who does her hair?????), that thing Liz is currently shacked up with - Vernon? (who does his hair and eye make-up????) and finally Ashley (alias Orville).



You won't be booking an appointment at Audrey's then?

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 21, 2007, 01:26:11 pm
Quote from: oldspice


David Platt (who does his hair????), Adam (son of Mike - who does his hair???), Kevin (Zzzzzzzzz), Gail (who does her hair?????), that thing Liz is currently shacked up with - Vernon? (who does his hair and eye make-up????) and finally Ashley (alias Orville).



You won't be booking an appointment at Audrey's then?

Title: More Blanche quotes..
Post by: smurfboy on January 21, 2007, 01:36:03 pm

Sorry for all the repeat posts - the forum keeps coming up with an error message, then the posts magically appear later

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