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Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: kevvosa on December 23, 2006, 12:08:50 pm
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling - Pennsylvania

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane - Alaska

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear - San Francisco, California

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex - Alabama

It is illegal not to drink milk - Utah

It is illegal to get a fish drunk - Ohio

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire - Chicago, Illinois



Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: on December 24, 2006, 10:32:33 am
All girls between the ages of 16 and 19 must wear school uniform at all times - Bounty land
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: wjp666 on December 24, 2006, 10:38:39 am
i second that one!
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 24, 2006, 07:24:29 pm

Kevossa Wrote.


It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane - Alaska

Also in Alaska. "No person may look at a moose from an aeroplane", so once you have pushed it out you are breaking another law if you watch it fall!!  


And in fairbanks Alaska it is illegal for moose to have sex on the sidewalk! So I don't know what the sky diving moose will be doing after they have dumped their parachutes but I know what they won't be doing unless they also want to risk getting arrested!

Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: kevvosa on December 24, 2006, 09:17:07 pm

Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: on December 25, 2006, 09:25:30 pm
In Bounty land it is a law that all neighbour's daughters on reaching the age of 16 must get locked out and seek refuge in my house where they will be plied with chocolate and helped with their biology homework.
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: oldspice on December 26, 2006, 09:49:33 am
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: smurfboy on December 26, 2006, 11:09:37 am
If they're still doing biology post-16, I doubt they need your help.
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: goldencup on December 26, 2006, 11:28:27 am

Quote from: smurfboy
If they're still doing biology post-16, I doubt they need your help.


  I think it was probably practical help that Bounty was offering.

Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: smurfboy on December 26, 2006, 11:31:49 am
That's what worries me.
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: kevvosa on December 26, 2006, 05:07:02 pm

Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: on December 26, 2006, 06:08:18 pm
Sorry, meant geography.  
Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: loulou on December 26, 2006, 06:17:58 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
In Bounty land it is a law that all neighbour's daughters on reaching the age of 16 must get locked out and seek refuge in my house where they will be plied with chocolate and helped with their biology homework.


That's very scarey indeed.

Title: Bizarre laws
Post by: on December 26, 2006, 06:22:53 pm