Kevossa Wrote.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane - Alaska
Also in Alaska. "No person may look at a moose from an aeroplane", so once you have pushed it out you are breaking another law if you watch it fall!!
And in fairbanks Alaska it is illegal for moose to have sex on the sidewalk! So I don't know what the sky diving moose will be doing after they have dumped their parachutes but I know what they won't be doing unless they also want to risk getting arrested!
If they're still doing biology post-16, I doubt they need your help.
I think it was probably practical help that Bounty was offering.
In Bounty land it is a law that all neighbour's daughters on reaching the age of 16 must get locked out and seek refuge in my house where they will be plied with chocolate and helped with their biology homework.
That's very scarey indeed.