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Title: General tosh
Post by: smurfboy on November 13, 2006, 03:07:38 pm

Based on another forum I visit, I've created a new thread just for chatting. Got something to say that doesn't need a thread of its own? Whatever daft old tripe is stuck in your brain and needs filtering out, post it here

Title: General tosh
Post by: smurfboy on November 13, 2006, 03:20:00 pm
Yay, I guessed who did it on Murder She Wrote.
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Post by: oldspice on November 13, 2006, 06:58:28 pm
 I think tracey on Corrie is going to frame Claire for Charlie's murder. Watch this space!
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Post by: smurfboy on November 13, 2006, 07:22:23 pm
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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 13, 2006, 08:33:28 pm

 


Poor Claire I thought she would want to get her revenage on Maria and Charlie

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Post by: loulou on November 13, 2006, 10:09:49 pm
Today the middle red stone fell out of my new brooch what I bought from Next and wear on my red jacket so I stuck it back in with nail glue. Thought I'd share that with you .
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Post by: smurfboy on November 14, 2006, 12:21:08 am

I'm watching This Life and drinking an orange Option.

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Post by: kevvosa on November 14, 2006, 08:39:28 am
I smell of TCP antiseptic. 
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Post by: lorri on November 14, 2006, 12:51:27 pm
I have just made a huse pan of home made soup and now the house stinks of vegetables  so im sitting here shivering with all the doors and windows open trying to get rid of the smell
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Post by: smurfboy on November 14, 2006, 12:57:24 pm

Buy yourself a plug-in

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Post by: lorri on November 14, 2006, 01:01:44 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

Buy yourself a plug-in



 


knowing my luck i would only be able to get brocoli and cauliflower scented one

Title: General tosh
Post by: Sweetie pie on November 14, 2006, 07:49:40 pm

 


In Reponse to:


I'm watching This Life and drinking an orange Option.
_________________
Smurfy - he reeks of perfection in a world gone tits up


Thats really weird i watched this life last night and was drinking orange choc options before that  

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Post by: smurfboy on November 15, 2006, 12:19:58 am

Are you watching now Sweetie Pie? Because if you're eating leftover quiche whilst doing it, this is getting spooky!

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Post by: loulou on November 15, 2006, 07:39:11 am
I've been watching Celebrity Scissorhands and no way would I let Steve Strange cut my hair.
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Post by: loulou on November 15, 2006, 07:45:04 am
I've got a massive ulcer on my gum this morning.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 15, 2006, 11:33:28 am
Get some Bonjella lou. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 15, 2006, 02:49:24 pm
Is anyone else completely in love with those cute little critters off the Orange advert? The ones who sing 'let me call you sweetheart'?
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Post by: lorri on November 15, 2006, 02:54:13 pm
yep lol, we were talking about them last night at home, how can they be so cute when they are plastic
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Post by: lorri on November 15, 2006, 03:00:28 pm

Quote from: loulou
I've been watching Celebrity Scissorhands and no way would I let Steve Strange cut my hair.


 


im watching live feed now and he is currently trying to back comb some poor womans hair

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Post by: smurfboy on November 15, 2006, 04:14:43 pm
Backcombing ruins your hair.
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Post by: oldspice on November 15, 2006, 06:04:26 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
Is anyone else completely in love with those cute little critters off the Orange advert? The ones who sing 'let me call you sweetheart'?


 


Oh Yes! I don't usually like ads but these are adorable!

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 15, 2006, 06:59:21 pm

 


 


Is it just me but has anyone wondered why it says on bottles of lucazade etc open by hand what else am I going to use my foot?? Or what happens to the creepy crawleys and other animals used for the bush tucker trails on I am a celebrity get me out of here! are they just all killed off that would be cruel.  Sorry thats my rant over answers on the back of a postcard please only joking ! 

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Post by: smurfboy on November 15, 2006, 07:08:28 pm
I used to use nutcrackers to open stuck bottle tops.
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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 15, 2006, 07:10:45 pm

 


 


Good Idea

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Post by: loulou on November 15, 2006, 10:12:12 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
Backcombing ruins your hair.


But extremely useful if you only have 3 hairs.

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Post by: oldspice on November 16, 2006, 06:52:54 am

Apparently, this was the slogan for a bread company based in Kings Lyn, Norfolk:


We have been in bread for two hundred years


If you know anything about Kings Lyn, you'll know why it's funny.


 

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Post by: kevvosa on November 16, 2006, 08:54:04 am
I saw the scissorhands thing yesterday and they had the Chuckle Brothers on. The guy trimming Pauls tash looked so nervous and nearly stuck the scissors up his nose! It was painful to watch. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 12:43:26 pm
Enya is on Loose Women and doesn't seem to have aged a day since 1988.
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Post by: loulou on November 16, 2006, 02:57:17 pm
It's freezing.
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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 05:19:03 pm
I just found out someone I've been flirting with online is only 17. I feel ashamed
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Post by: on November 16, 2006, 07:31:19 pm
I'm just about to have rhubarb pie and ice cream.  It is my Mum's birthday tomorrow and she is baking a carroway seed cake as way of celebration.  
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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 07:43:49 pm

 


Sweet sounds yummy  Smurfy you dirty boy only joking

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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 08:09:20 pm
Quote from: Sweetie pie

 Smurfy you dirty boy only joking



Well judging by your religious bile in the Elton John thread you obviously do think I'm dirty. Or was that a 'joke' too?

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 08:14:06 pm

 


 


Nope it wasnt I am not a total prude n i dont like judging people  i think everyone is entitled to their own opinion / beliefs.  Bile is a bit harsh  This conversation is getting a bit heavy.

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 08:33:40 pm

 


 


Smufy please dont take offensive i was only joking about the above comment and i was any voicing my opinon on the Elton thread you obiviously dont agree but it wasnt a personal attack against you sorry.

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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 09:18:45 pm

Tactful change of subject called for I feel (well as tactful as I get anyway...)


Erm... anyone watching that new Suranne Jones thingy?

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 09:24:18 pm

 


No I havent seen it yet is it a drama or something ?

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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 09:27:40 pm
Yes, it's by Kay Mellor who wrote 'Band of Gold' and 'Fat Friends'.
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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 09:29:02 pm

 


Cool ! do you watch lost.

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 16, 2006, 09:31:11 pm

 


 


Or CSI i like CSI Miami i think Harhico rocks but my friend disagrees she thinks CSI Las Vegas is the best with Grisham in it.

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Post by: kevvosa on November 16, 2006, 10:26:09 pm
There's a new show on next week starring Dawn French and the woman who plays Barbara in The Royle Family. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 16, 2006, 10:32:10 pm
I want to see that, it's got a great cast.
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Post by: Freddie on November 17, 2006, 12:41:01 am

Quote from: Sweetie pie
Or CSI i like CSI Miami i think Harhico rocks but my friend disagrees she thinks CSI Las Vegas is the best with Grisham in it.


i love CSI..i prefer Vagas over Miami and haven't even bother with NY yet..i'd take Grissom over Horatio any day....

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Post by: Jamsi on November 17, 2006, 09:50:18 am

I am getting very addicted to Bid TV, Price-drop TV and speed auction TV so much so that my housework is getting neglected


I nearly bought some Vidal Sasoon hair straighteners the other day because they were £2.99 I would never use them, I had some once and gave them away because I didn't use them.


When I was in woolies there was a woman looking at Fur real friends pets (which are nearly 50 quid) and I said to her don't buy that from here it's only £16.99 on Price-drop TV... I didn't even know this woman I bet she thought I was a right loon


What'll I do?

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Post by: smurfboy on November 17, 2006, 12:42:00 pm

I've seen that at my parents' house and it's horribly addictive. My mother and I came so close to bidding on dozens of things we knew very well we'd never use, purely because the low price draws you in.

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Post by: kevvosa on November 17, 2006, 12:55:22 pm
The most annoying advert on Freeview is for something called the bilateral trainer, it's so cheesy and American. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 17, 2006, 04:09:48 pm

I'm watching Pinky and The Brain. One is a genius, the other is insane. Apparently.

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Post by: oldspice on November 17, 2006, 05:55:54 pm
I've been cleaning my kitchen and listening to The Rolling Stones and David Bowie.
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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 17, 2006, 08:20:26 pm

 


In response to Freddie: i love CSI..i prefer Vagas over Miami and haven't even bother with NY yet..i'd take Grissom over Horatio any day....


Horatio is the hero! with his cheesey one liners as he looks into the camera and saves the day its great.  Grishams pretty funny too ! I am not a big fan of CSI NY either I dont know why the music sometimes annoy me and they were doing product placement for ring tones and phones the other night which put me off a bit, but apart from that CSI rocks !



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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 17, 2006, 08:21:48 pm

 


 


Who do you think would win a fight out of Horatio and Grisson

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Post by: smurfboy on November 17, 2006, 08:56:41 pm
Quote from: Sweetie pie

In response to Freddie: i love CSI..i prefer Vagas over Miami and haven't even bother with NY yet..i'd take Grissom over Horatio any day....



You don't need to retype to quote another's message - just use the quote button on that post.

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Post by: Freddie on November 17, 2006, 11:29:15 pm

Quote from: Sweetie pie
Who do you think would win a fight out of Horatio and Grisson


now it it was a physical fight..i don't know.. maybe Horatio but Grissom would definitely win if it was a battle of the minds..

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Post by: Jamsi on November 18, 2006, 07:33:40 am
I'm taking my little boy to see Bob the builder today and have his photo taken with him.... don't know who's more excited me or him!
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Post by: smurfboy on November 18, 2006, 01:15:37 pm
I've launched 'Yay or Nay' on the Neighbours board and it's a smash hit! Up to 33 pages in 8 days!
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Post by: smurfboy on November 18, 2006, 01:45:57 pm
Paypal finally ruled in my favour over that mobile. Only six weeks, efficient or what?
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Post by: loulou on November 18, 2006, 08:01:06 pm
I've just killed a wasp. I wouldn't have thought there would be any about this time of the year.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 18, 2006, 08:24:25 pm
How did it get in lou? I have a major fear of wasps and had a can of wasp spray in each room until recently because I thought they'd gone. I better get them back out again. 
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Post by: loulou on November 18, 2006, 08:56:54 pm
I think they may be in my loft again.
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Post by: smurfboy on November 20, 2006, 03:11:02 pm
There's a fake Englishman in Murder She Wrote today and he actually used the expression 'capital!', just so we know he's English
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Post by: oldspice on November 20, 2006, 10:05:40 pm


I have been eating Iced Gems. They are lovely.

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Post by: loulou on November 20, 2006, 11:05:05 pm
I wanted iced gems but Morrisons had none so I got the next best thing...party ring biscuits. Unfortunately I think they had been on the shelf quite some time as when I opened them the coloured icing had dropped off most of the biscuits.
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Post by: oldspice on November 21, 2006, 06:51:08 am
That's terrible. I've become almost addicted to Iced Gems lately. It's because I am off chocolate.  
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Post by: kevvosa on November 21, 2006, 08:50:22 am
I want some iced gems and party rings now  Havent had any of either in years. 
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Post by: goldencup on November 21, 2006, 11:30:18 am
I have it on good authority that the new word for 'cool' is now officially 'dandy'.  Everything is being described as dandy by the teenage residents and visitors in this house.
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Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2006, 12:20:37 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
I want some iced gems and party rings now  Havent had any of either in years. 


I've always found them quite vomit-inducing. For food colouring stuffed snacks, it has to be pink wafers.

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Post by: goldencup on November 21, 2006, 12:22:48 pm
I agree with you there.  Iced Gems have always been referred to as 'dog biscuits' in this household. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2006, 12:25:44 pm

Quote from: goldencup
I have it on good authority that the new word for 'cool' is now officially 'dandy'.  Everything is being described as dandy by the teenage residents and visitors in this house.


Wasn't there a brief phase when teenagers described 'cool' things as 'gravy'?

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Post by: Sweetie pie on November 21, 2006, 12:51:05 pm

 


 


Back in my day 'cool' was 'awesome'.

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 21, 2006, 01:10:39 pm
Skill.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 21, 2006, 01:35:39 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

I've always found them quite vomit-inducing. For food colouring stuffed snacks, it has to be pink wafers.



I've always loved pink wafers dipped in orange juice. Don't know why but for me it works. I'm gonna have to search for some pink wafers now
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 21, 2006, 01:46:20 pm
Plain choc digestives work in orange juice too, Kev.
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Post by: loulou on November 21, 2006, 03:55:29 pm
There is no way I am using the dandy word.
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Post by: goldencup on November 21, 2006, 04:22:47 pm

Quote from: loulou
There is no way I am using the dandy word.


That's ok Lou, it's strictly for teenagers. 

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Post by: kevvosa on November 21, 2006, 05:19:16 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

Wasn't there a brief phase when teenagers described 'cool' things as 'gravy'?



I believe the phrase was "it's all gravy" meaning "it's all good". There was even a song released about it.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 21, 2006, 05:19:41 pm

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
Plain choc digestives work in orange juice too, Kev.


Must try that one
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Post by: oldspice on November 21, 2006, 05:24:09 pm

Quote from: goldencup
I agree with you there.  Iced Gems have always been referred to as 'dog biscuits' in this household. 


woof! Woof! Raaaarrrrrrrrffff!

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Post by: goldencup on November 21, 2006, 08:38:24 pm
  Down Fido!
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Post by: Jamsi on November 21, 2006, 08:41:11 pm
What a pig... I just ate two chocolate cream eclair cakes
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Post by: Jamsi on November 21, 2006, 08:49:09 pm

It is 33 days, 3 hours, 11 minutes and 17 seconds until Monday, 25 December 2006 (UTC time)


Current time is


2006-11-21 20:48:43 UTC

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Post by: smurfboy on November 21, 2006, 08:51:24 pm

Scary! I've only bought two presents so far!


On a happier note, that makes it 40 days, 11 hours and twenty-six minutes until I go on holiday!

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Post by: Forth Bridges on November 21, 2006, 08:59:40 pm
Paul O grady of again next week, so there have a guest hosts..

PATRICK MCGUINESS





JUDITH CHALMERS





BRIAN CONLEY





MELANIE SYKES





LORRAINE KELLY



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Post by: oldspice on November 22, 2006, 07:02:54 am
You certainly took the title "General Tosh" seriously.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on November 22, 2006, 08:50:57 am

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Post by: kevvosa on November 22, 2006, 09:06:37 am
Lorraine Kelly wears blusher. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2006, 03:13:14 pm
I've just discovered a Daim bar has only 150 calories. That's pretty good isn't it?
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Post by: kevvosa on November 22, 2006, 04:48:50 pm
Well it depends if you like "Daim", and also remember that they are rather small compared to standard chocolate bars. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2006, 05:31:07 pm
True, but I find if I open a bar, it gets eaten. So  say I fancied a Snickers, I couldn't eat half a one, I'd eat the whole thing, which is over 300 calories. But I wouldn't go and get another Daim bar once I'd eaten one. That's why I think those smaller 99 calorie CDM bars are a good idea.
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Post by: loulou on November 22, 2006, 11:12:54 pm
I've just been to see Swan Lake on ice and well  it wasn't great but the good news is I got drunk in the interval.
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Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2006, 11:17:54 pm
From Swan Lake on ice to vodka on ice eh?
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Post by: goldencup on November 22, 2006, 11:25:39 pm
That must have been a long interval!
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Post by: smurfboy on November 22, 2006, 11:53:42 pm
I bought a cheesecake because it was 99p instead of £4.25 - despite the fact I'm supposed to be dieting. If only the calories were reduced in line with the price...
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Post by: oldspice on November 23, 2006, 06:58:37 am
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Post by: on November 23, 2006, 09:07:47 am
If only the energy in food was just calories.  Unfortunately they are kilo calories, i.e a thousand times more!  That's why they're so fattening.
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Post by: Jamsi on November 23, 2006, 09:41:16 am

Maybe we should all do the Jungle diet.. rice, beans and BUGS!! I'm sure we'd all be as thin as posh spice by Crimbo. She looks awful I think,


 She should come round here so I could feed her up with Rhubarb crumble and homemade meat and potato pie

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Post by: on November 23, 2006, 10:05:28 am
My morning jog takes me past the local Catholic girl's school just as all the fifth and sixth formers are going in.  This is of course a complete coincidence.     
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Post by: robbie on November 23, 2006, 11:00:00 am
We have Swan Lake On Ice coming on in my theatre next week.
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Post by: loulou on November 23, 2006, 11:33:51 am

Quote from: goldencup
That must have been a long interval!


I can get through a bottle of wine in 25 minutes when not looking forward to the second half.

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 23, 2006, 12:12:20 pm
Did any of you watch "Coast" last night? It was all about Cornwall. I never realised we are only held on to the rest of England by 4 miles of land. Perhaps one day Cornwall will snap off and float away!
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Post by: loulou on November 24, 2006, 10:00:14 am
I see they changed the name from postal insurance to compensation when you buy from ebay using paypal.
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 24, 2006, 11:24:13 am
I have just driven my 1000th mile in my new car
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Post by: kevvosa on November 24, 2006, 02:23:35 pm
I'm going to make some oatmeal and raisin cookies this afternoon. 
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Post by: smurfboy on November 24, 2006, 07:25:45 pm

Did they turn out okay?


I've been shopping and to the hairdresser's today. I'm so decadent.

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Post by: loulou on November 25, 2006, 12:06:12 am
 Non Paying Bidders 





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Post by: smurfboy on November 25, 2006, 03:34:10 pm
String em up I say. It's the only language they understand.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 25, 2006, 05:30:46 pm


Quote from: smurfboy

Did they turn out okay?





Yes but I ate too many
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Post by: loulou on November 25, 2006, 09:26:03 pm
 Pig 
How many is too many?




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Post by: kevvosa on November 25, 2006, 11:06:09 pm


Er...all of them.

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Post by: loulou on November 25, 2006, 11:13:20 pm
How many did you make?
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Post by: kevvosa on November 25, 2006, 11:16:17 pm
Let me see...about 12. They were quite wide and very filling. 
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Post by: loulou on November 25, 2006, 11:18:53 pm
 Pig 





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Post by: kevvosa on November 25, 2006, 11:21:59 pm

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Post by: on November 26, 2006, 12:42:33 pm
My Mum has baked a second carroway seed cake.  I have just had a new Abby Winters DVD come through the post.  It's very good!
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Post by: loulou on November 26, 2006, 12:44:00 pm
The chemist gave me some Anbesol for my mouth ulcer and I can highly recommend it.
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Post by: on November 26, 2006, 12:47:23 pm
Is it better than Bonjela?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on November 26, 2006, 12:51:52 pm
poler bears wiegh the same as a mini, but there can't driver them as there paws are to fura! 
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Post by: loulou on November 26, 2006, 01:45:42 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Is it better than Bonjela?


Yes the chemist said it it the thing people come back for when bonjela and medigel doesn't work. It's a small bottle of liquid that you rub on and it it is an antiseptic anaesthetic so the soreness goes immediately. It was £2.99.

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Post by: kevvosa on November 26, 2006, 02:13:19 pm
Did the pain come back after a while? I'll remember to ask for that next time I get an ulcer. 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on November 26, 2006, 03:21:11 pm
Just rub some wishky oin it! that what my dad did when i was young! 
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Post by: loulou on November 26, 2006, 04:27:19 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
Did the pain come back after a while? I'll remember to ask for that next time I get an ulcer. 


No it numbs the pain and you can apply up to 8 times in 24 hours so if you remember to apply every few hours the pain stays away while the ulcer gets better.

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Post by: goldencup on November 26, 2006, 06:51:21 pm
I've never had an ulcer.  Or a cold sore.
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Post by: on November 26, 2006, 08:02:19 pm
I want to play with Loulou when her gums are better.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 26, 2006, 08:07:58 pm

Quote from: loulou

No it numbs the pain and you can apply up to 8 times in 24 hours so if you remember to apply every few hours the pain stays away while the ulcer gets better.



That's what bonjella does isn't it?
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Post by: loulou on November 27, 2006, 01:21:52 am
Yes but bonjella is a vile tasting gel and anbesol isn't.
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Post by: Jamsi on November 29, 2006, 04:16:22 pm

My little boy just got a letter from Santa and he is really chuffed with it. Had a tear in my eye when i read it to him because of the look on his face.


 

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Post by: smurfboy on November 29, 2006, 08:33:02 pm

I'm selling a car on eBay and someone from Sweden has bid on it. How on earth does he think he'll get it back there - or does he expect me to pop it in a jiffy bag and post it to him?

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Post by: kevvosa on November 29, 2006, 09:02:19 pm
Have you cancelled the bid?

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Post by: smurfboy on November 29, 2006, 09:25:51 pm
I emailed him and asked if he'd made a mistake and he says not - he wants to drive it across Europe! He won't win it anyway; it still has some way to go before it reaches the reserve.
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Post by: kevvosa on November 30, 2006, 05:06:37 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
he wants to drive it across Europe!



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Post by: loulou on December 01, 2006, 09:28:49 pm
What's funny about that? Many people drive cars across Europe.
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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 10:39:08 am
Yes but surely it's easier to buy a car in your own country. 
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Post by: goldencup on December 02, 2006, 07:08:52 pm

Yesterday at work one of my colleagues went out to buy the 'Five bars for £1' selection from our local cheapie shop and I ended up with the Lion Bar.  As the last one I had was fairly disgusting and they've had bad press on here, I didn't even bother to open it until today when I was getting desperate.  And guess what?  Delicious!

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Post by: smurfboy on December 02, 2006, 08:18:05 pm

Yay!


I bought a slab of plum chocolate (not something you see every day!) from Home Bargains yesterday and it was a mere 29p!

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Post by: loulou on December 02, 2006, 08:47:26 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
Yes but surely it's easier to buy a car in your own country. 


But not as cheap. I have many friends who had their cars brought from overseas.

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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 02, 2006, 10:31:12 pm
Don;t forget the TAX! we pay more,
 plus the cheapest place is NOT Northern Europe countyr - sweeden / norway

CHeap place is Spain, Andgural that small coutry inbetween Fracne and spain!



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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 11:05:11 pm


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I bought a slab of plum chocolate (not something you see every day!) from Home Bargains yesterday and it was a mere 29p!



Was it nice? I must look out for that one.

I had fish and chips at a pub today and had to wait nearly 45 mins for it to arrive. When it did, there was a distinct lack of chips on the plate. One of my friends had to wait 1 hour and 10 mins for some bangers and mash to arrive! When we went to see what was going on, they said that they were "just making the gravy"
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Post by: loulou on December 02, 2006, 11:18:10 pm
I would never wait that long. I would have got up and left.
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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 11:19:58 pm
Well we were starving and everywhere in town was packed out! 
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Post by: loulou on December 02, 2006, 11:20:42 pm
Should have filled up on nuts and crisps and went home and cooked.
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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 11:22:44 pm
That reminds me, where they had the nuts it said "nuts and muffs". 
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Post by: loulou on December 02, 2006, 11:25:19 pm
What's muffs?
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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 11:26:12 pm
It's a name for a ladies bit if you know what I mean. 
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Post by: loulou on December 02, 2006, 11:26:49 pm
So they sell nuts and ladies bits?
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Post by: kevvosa on December 02, 2006, 11:29:19 pm
Didn't see, but yes I'm sure they sell ladies bits

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Post by: smurfboy on December 03, 2006, 03:38:03 pm
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I bought a slab of plum chocolate (not something you see every day!) from Home Bargains yesterday and it was a mere 29p!




Was it nice? I must look out for that one.


I've only had one square so far as I'm not sure if I like it yet. Perhaps I should go and have another square now, purely as a test

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Post by: smurfboy on December 04, 2006, 12:12:57 am
If you type the word 'f**kwit' into Google, the first result is a biography of John Prescott
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Post by: loulou on December 04, 2006, 01:01:05 am
How did you discover that?
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Post by: oldspice on December 04, 2006, 06:49:53 am
 The same way several of my younger students (male) discovered that 'knob' is in the dictionary!
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Post by: on December 04, 2006, 07:52:24 am
The Hungarian for gaiters is mizsli.
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Post by: smurfboy on December 04, 2006, 07:36:37 pm

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How did you discover that?


Carole Malone told me to do it.

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Post by: kevvosa on December 05, 2006, 01:13:40 pm
If you buy 2 packs of Cadbury Fingers you will get 2 free in Morrisons at the moment. They have white choc, double choc, mint choc and milk choc flavours. 
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Post by: Jamsi on December 06, 2006, 10:40:14 am
I have to go and do 2 mystery shops and I don't wanna go out I just want to go back to bed
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Post by: kevvosa on December 06, 2006, 11:30:43 am
I'm the same at the moment cos it's so damn CROWDED in town all the time.

What do you have to buy for your mystery shops Jamsi?

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Post by: Jamsi on December 06, 2006, 04:04:54 pm
I have to enquire about holidays at two travel agents... I didn't do it today maybe tomorrow!
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Post by: goldencup on December 06, 2006, 05:15:48 pm
I'm going to New York tomorrow with seven female friends and I'm ridiculously excited about it.  I shan't be buying any Hershey's chocolate though!
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Post by: kevvosa on December 06, 2006, 05:52:15 pm


Hope you enjoy it GC.

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Post by: Jamsi on December 06, 2006, 08:09:04 pm

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I'm going to New York tomorrow with seven female friends and I'm ridiculously excited about it.  I shan't be buying any Hershey's chocolate though!


Hope you have a fantastic time GC... Wish I was going

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Post by: goldencup on December 06, 2006, 08:24:14 pm
Thanks guys, I'm sure I will.
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Post by: Jamsi on December 06, 2006, 09:55:57 pm

TMX Elmo... most wanted toddler toy. Very hard to find in shops, most have sold out and no more until January.


Guess what? People are paying silly money for them on Ebay.


Guess what again... We sold a tickle me Elmo for £1.50 at boot fair a couple of weeks ago... had I checked Ebay USA before hand I could of got more for that one toy than I made all morning at the boot fair

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Post by: Jamsi on December 08, 2006, 12:05:12 pm
It is midday and all I have done is lay about on the sofa with my fleece blanket and hot water bottle. I have to pick mother in law up soon so we can go watch my Son's Xmas play and my house is a tip
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 08, 2006, 12:36:09 pm
buy a new house


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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 08, 2006, 01:13:28 pm

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I'm going to New York tomorrow with seven female friends and I'm ridiculously excited about it.  I shan't be buying any Hershey's chocolate though!


The exchange rate is excellent so you should get some good bargains!

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Post by: smurfboy on December 11, 2006, 07:39:09 pm
Some woman has e-mailed me three times since Friday wanting to know why I haven't left her any eBay feedback yet. Maybe because she's a nagging harpy driving me up the bloody wall ?
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Post by: kevvosa on December 11, 2006, 10:03:37 pm
When I was going to Newcastle on Saturday a little girl on the train said "this is a disgusting place!"



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Post by: loulou on December 11, 2006, 11:03:32 pm
When I was in Leeds today I was scared to get out of the car.
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Post by: oldspice on December 12, 2006, 07:03:08 am

I went to my Auntie's 50th Wedding  Anniversary party on Saturday night and someone at the party asked me why I am not in the wedding photos.


I am only 49! 

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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 12, 2006, 07:34:16 am
remember Beefeater only have the stripies! unlike the other gruades tha tlook the same! 
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 12, 2006, 08:15:05 am

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remember Beefeater only have the stripies! unlike the other gruades tha tlook the same! 


Yeoman of the guard? It was one of the questions on QI the other night.

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Post by: kevvosa on December 12, 2006, 08:40:49 am

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When I was in Leeds today I was scared to get out of the car.



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Post by: loulou on December 12, 2006, 08:55:55 am
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I went to my Auntie's 50th Wedding  Anniversary party on Saturday night and someone at the party asked me why I am not in the wedding photos.


I am only 49! 



That was the time to accidentally on purpose spill your drink down them.

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Post by: loulou on December 12, 2006, 08:56:36 am

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When I was in Leeds today I was scared to get out of the car.




Too scared. Looked a bit of a dump and I couldn't see another white person.

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Post by: kevvosa on December 12, 2006, 08:59:00 am


Veils as far as the eye can see.

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Post by: loulou on December 12, 2006, 09:10:23 am

I swear if I had just woke up I would have thought I was in a foreign country. The main trouble is the veils. They do scare me. Maybe it stems from my childhood fear of nuns.


 

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Post by: oldspice on December 12, 2006, 01:36:15 pm
When I was back in London at the weekend I visited an old childhood haunt - Ilford. I have re-named it Ilfordistan. It used to be a white, Jewish area but now it's 99% Asian. 
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Post by: kevvosa on December 12, 2006, 01:54:14 pm

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I swear if I had just woke up I would have thought I was in a foreign country.


 



That's why I hate living here. I'm not racist but a lot of the blacks and asians around where I live are very uncivilised and don't treat people with respect.
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Post by: smurfboy on December 12, 2006, 11:15:03 pm
I think the problem is that areas become known as 'a black area' or 'an Asian area', and white people feel almost scared to go there - and  it has to be said that a lot of people in such areas try and keep it that way. Then the government wonders why there's an integration problem...
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Post by: goldencup on December 13, 2006, 03:51:43 pm
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I'm going to New York tomorrow with seven female friends and I'm ridiculously excited about it.  I shan't be buying any Hershey's chocolate though!


The exchange rate is excellent so you should get some good bargains!



Only if you want to buy really expensive designer stuff which I didn't.  Still, I didn't go for the shopping and I had a BRILLIANT time! 


I  NY

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Post by: Jamsi on December 13, 2006, 08:47:26 pm

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Some woman has e-mailed me three times since Friday wanting to know why I haven't left her any eBay feedback yet. Maybe because she's a nagging harpy driving me up the bloody wall ?


OOps sorry that was me... have you left it yet?