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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on November 13, 2006, 02:01:50 pm

Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: smurfboy on November 13, 2006, 02:01:50 pm

What about this for a 'please let the ground open up and swallow me' moment. A friend of mine is in a relationship with a Fillipino, and another of our mutual friends privately refers to them as Mr Dudley and Ting-Tong, as in the Little Britain characters (a bit cruel but funny). Last week we were at a party at their house and he left his phone behind. To find it for him the next day, they rang it. Unfortunately, he'd used their nicknames in the phone entry - so when they picked the phone up, the display said 'Mr Dudley and Ting-Tong calling'...


He's not holding his breath for another invite.

Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: goldencup on November 13, 2006, 04:21:32 pm
Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: kevvosa on November 13, 2006, 05:48:10 pm

Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: oldspice on November 13, 2006, 06:54:28 pm
  Poor man!
Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: loulou on November 13, 2006, 10:10:34 pm
 Laughing 1 





Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: kermie on November 17, 2006, 12:13:22 am
 how embarrassing
Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: loulou on November 17, 2006, 01:15:30 am
What a great idea for a tv reality show.....I'm a celebrity...just kill me now.
Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: kevvosa on November 17, 2006, 08:01:42 am
The ratings would go through the roof! 
Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: oldspice on November 17, 2006, 09:16:15 pm

Last week, I had to collect some Student Satisfaction Forms from our Quality Section. I had never been to that office before and was instructed to collect them from room 76. I found room 75, then turned into a very short passage way with a door on my left and a door facing me. The door facing me had 76f on it but the door to my left had no number on it. I knocked on that door several times. Seconds later, someone came out of room 76f. "Who are you lloking for?" I was asked. "I need some SSF forms from Sharon Dudley" I explained. "Well you won't find her in there, that's the broom cupboard".



 

Title: Just kill me now...
Post by: goldencup on November 18, 2006, 11:35:26 pm