What about this for a 'please let the ground open up and swallow me' moment. A friend of mine is in a relationship with a Fillipino, and another of our mutual friends privately refers to them as Mr Dudley and Ting-Tong, as in the Little Britain characters (a bit cruel but funny). Last week we were at a party at their house and he left his phone behind. To find it for him the next day, they rang it. Unfortunately, he'd used their nicknames in the phone entry - so when they picked the phone up, the display said 'Mr Dudley and Ting-Tong calling'... 
He's not holding his breath for another invite.

Poor man!
how embarrassing
Last week, I had to collect some Student Satisfaction Forms from our Quality Section. I had never been to that office before and was instructed to collect them from room 76. I found room 75, then turned into a very short passage way with a door on my left and a door facing me. The door facing me had 76f on it but the door to my left had no number on it. I knocked on that door several times. Seconds later, someone came out of room 76f. "Who are you lloking for?" I was asked. "I need some SSF forms from Sharon Dudley" I explained. "Well you won't find her in there, that's the broom cupboard".


