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Chat => General => Topic started by: Cherry_Ripe on November 07, 2006, 09:10:57 am

Title: Agony Aunt
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on November 07, 2006, 09:10:57 am

 Imagine if men wrote in to agony columns...



Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
What could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.


My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,
but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't
in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was
and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to park my
motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a
good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

Title: Agony Aunt
Post by: goldencup on November 07, 2006, 11:08:28 am
Title: Agony Aunt
Post by: wjp666 on November 07, 2006, 04:50:28 pm
Title: Agony Aunt
Post by: loulou on November 10, 2006, 01:28:02 am