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Chat => General => Topic started by: on October 24, 2006, 11:01:10 am

Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 24, 2006, 11:01:10 am

You need to read this post with Land of Hope and Glory playing in the background.


I want to get up in the morning and go to the shop and leave my back door unlocked.  I want to be able to walk into any church night and day and say prayers without finding the doors locked.  I want to see little girls playing whip and top in their flowery dresses rather than being dressed like one of the spice girls. I want to see little boys playing marbles and tag. I want to wake up on a Sunday morning and not hear someone's car alarm going off or the bloke two doors down playing his stereo at full blast while he calls his girlfriend a stupid f**kin cow! 


I want to walk in the park without finding dog dos everywhere or Carlsberg Special Brew cans dicarded in the hedgerow.  I want everyone to be nice to everyone else irrespective of their colour or religion.


Why can't it be like this?

Title: How it should be
Post by: Jamsi on October 24, 2006, 11:22:30 am
Because the world is full of ignorant twits!
Title: How it should be
Post by: smurfboy on October 24, 2006, 12:42:19 pm
I want young girls to be able to wear their school uniforms without some old perv turning it into a sexual fetish.
Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 24, 2006, 04:02:41 pm
I agree no one should have a fetish over YOUNG girls.
Title: How it should be
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 24, 2006, 04:50:45 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
I agree no one should have a fetish over YOUNG girls.


DOUBLE STANDERDS!
 
Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 24, 2006, 09:02:21 pm
Not at all.  There is a lot of difference between little girls and hot sixth-formers.
Title: How it should be
Post by: oldspice on October 24, 2006, 09:05:37 pm

sixth formers are little girls.  

Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 24, 2006, 09:06:11 pm
Yeah yeah yeah
Title: How it should be
Post by: kevvosa on October 24, 2006, 09:58:47 pm
Sixth formers aren't interested in men over 30 unless they have loads of dosh. 
Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 12:30:32 pm
Doesn't stop you from looking.  I can drool over the cream cakes at Birds, doesn't mean I have to eat them.  The school near us is good cos you get two lots of perving time.  The sixth formers leave first and then a bit later the nippers come out and you can ogle the Mums.
Title: How it should be
Post by: EasterBunny on October 25, 2006, 01:00:06 pm
Don't forget sexy teachers!
Title: How it should be
Post by: oldspice on October 25, 2006, 03:40:00 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Doesn't stop you from looking.  I can drool over the cream cakes at Birds, doesn't mean I have to eat them.  The school near us is good cos you get two lots of perving time.  The sixth formers leave first and then a bit later the nippers come out and you can ogle the Mums.


Don't you have a real girlfirend anymore?

Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 03:43:09 pm

It makes no difference one way or the other.

Title: How it should be
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2006, 03:44:18 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Doesn't stop you from looking.  I can drool over the cream cakes at Birds, doesn't mean I have to eat them. 


But I've never heard a cake complain about some dirty old man leering at it.

Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 03:44:45 pm
Have you not?
Title: How it should be
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2006, 03:48:53 pm
Have you?
Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 04:55:18 pm
Indeed, only the other day I was in Mrs Miggin's pie shop and one remonstrated with me.
Title: How it should be
Post by: kevvosa on October 25, 2006, 04:57:11 pm
Be careful which you perv on or they might squirt raspberry jam in your face. 
Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 05:58:53 pm
Ooof
Title: How it should be
Post by: smurfboy on October 25, 2006, 06:06:46 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Indeed, only the other day I was in Mrs Miggin's pie shop and one remonstrated with me.


What sort? Something gooey with cream no doubt...

Title: How it should be
Post by: on October 25, 2006, 06:57:25 pm
Yes a cheeky little tart
Title: How it should be
Post by: kevvosa on October 27, 2006, 07:37:44 pm