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Chat => General => Topic started by: Cherry_Ripe on October 19, 2006, 09:37:31 am

Title: Call centres
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 19, 2006, 09:37:31 am

Some call centre conversations. The last one is so funny!

http://lovelyposting.blogspot.com/2006/10/actual-call-centre -conversations.html

Title: Call centres
Post by: kevvosa on October 19, 2006, 01:13:08 pm

Oh yeah Ive seen these before 

Samsung Electronics

Caller:          "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator:       "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Caller:         "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC

wall socket     and   telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

Operator:      "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

Title: Call centres
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2006, 05:39:46 pm

I used to work in an auction catalogue company, and we got a call once for someone asking for a set of plans from a previous auction. It was explained that after an auction, we burnt plans to CDs. 'What, you just burn them? That's disgraceful!' was the indignant reply. Try as he might, my poor colleague just couldn't get him to understand what burning something to a CD meant, and he kept on protesting about the irresponsibility of burning the plans

Title: Call centres
Post by: lorri on October 21, 2006, 11:52:42 pm

i used to work for a bridal mail order company and we had someone phone up and ask if we did bridesmaids shoes for dogs

Title: Call centres
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2006, 06:38:50 pm

I would have asked how good their dog was walking in heels.

Title: Call centres
Post by: salsa on October 24, 2006, 11:07:18 pm

I work in a call centre, but oddly I spend alot of my time responding to letters. I once had a letter from a bloke who said he was the king of england and wished us to call him your majesty when we referred to him.

 

Title: Call centres
Post by: kevvosa on October 25, 2006, 12:38:20 am

I'd love to be someone who responds to customer letters. I got a letter from Aunt Bessie once when I wrote to the company who makes them. She said that 'she' was 'really' Aunt Bessie.