Post by: loulou on September 10, 2006, 11:33:20 pm
David and Victoria Beckham are building a £300,000 love maze in their back garden. Aren't they worried they will lose their kids?
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 10, 2006, 11:37:08 pm
Post by: kevvosa on September 10, 2006, 11:38:48 pm
Post by: loulou on September 10, 2006, 11:42:19 pm
Post by: kevvosa on September 11, 2006, 12:26:58 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 11, 2006, 12:27:55 am
she got to be with all those affiars he had what a male tart called
Post by: loulou on September 11, 2006, 12:31:24 am
Post by: kevvosa on September 11, 2006, 12:32:50 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 11, 2006, 12:33:57 am
Post by: loulou on September 11, 2006, 12:34:19 am
Post by: Freddie on September 11, 2006, 02:14:53 am
They say it is in the figure of 8 and is supposed to show their love is never ending (or some rubbish like that).
it's more likely that it's the sign for infinity..which basically means..unlimited..
i'm sure i could come up with something better for that kind of money..if i had it that is...
Post by: wjp666 on September 11, 2006, 05:37:01 am
Post by: loulou on September 11, 2006, 10:20:20 am
Post by: Jamsi on September 11, 2006, 10:28:32 am
They are probably building a "Love maze" so he can lose her then he won't have to make love to her. It will probably be made out of chocolate trees or something so he can fatten her up a bit.
I wouldn't mind a maze made out of chocolate trees, I'd be lost in there all day. I'd have to have a bed in the middle though so I can have a lie down in between all that chocolate munching
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 11, 2006, 12:14:45 pm
Post by: goldencup on September 11, 2006, 01:25:41 pm
Anything more complicated and D and V would lose themselves.
There used to be a 'Maize Maze' near me too but they didn't build it this year. It's a shame as it was a great tourist attraction but as usual it was spoilt by vandals.
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 11, 2006, 01:41:00 pm
as usual it was spoilt by vandals
what a pity, maize mazes are fun.
Post by: loulou on September 11, 2006, 03:12:41 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 11, 2006, 03:25:25 pm
Look at these great maize mazes:
Post by: on September 11, 2006, 11:44:44 pm
Cherry Ripe, they are amaizin'!
My oldest would spend all day in those.
Post by: oldspice on September 12, 2006, 08:01:41 am
Post by: oldspice on September 12, 2006, 08:03:26 am
Imagine - David and Victoria go into the love maze to make love. they are in there for days and conceive a baby. Nie months later and a daughter is born. What do they call her??
Masie!!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 12, 2006, 09:11:53 am
Imagine - David and Victoria go into the love maze to make love. they are in there for days and conceive a baby.
If she went into labour in the maze it would take the paramedics ages to find her
Post by: loulou on September 12, 2006, 09:26:11 am
Look at these great maize mazes:
[url]http://www.maizemaze.com/[/url]
They look really good.
Post by: goldencup on September 12, 2006, 11:39:01 pm
Cherry Ripe, they are amaizin'!
My oldest would spend all day in those.
The best one we had was the lobster maze (which probably appears on that site somewhere as it was definitely the same guy who designed it). They usually have three grades of difficulty and you have to carry a giant lollipop thing around with you in case you get so fed up that you need rescuing. My kids absolutely loved them.