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Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 12:34:38 am
 Pooper Scooper  It annoys me how people won't pick up after their dogs. This evening I watched a man let his spaniel foul over a public pavement then walk away without picking it up. I caught up with him and asked him if he woul like one of my bags to pick up after his dog and he said no and that he didn't believe in picking up so I followed him home and I know where he lives and Monday morning I am reporting him.





Title: Dog owners
Post by: goldencup on September 03, 2006, 01:00:07 am
  Good for you.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: Jamsi on September 03, 2006, 09:26:33 am
Someone keeps letting their dog poop on my front lawn and when I find out who it is they will have the choice of picking it up or having it shoved through their letter box!
Title: Dog owners
Post by: on September 03, 2006, 09:47:09 am
I would round up all dog owners and put them on a big island.  I've got a dog, but he's a little Andrex puppy, who makes no poo.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: oldspice on September 03, 2006, 10:11:56 am

Well done to you Lou. I hope he gets a fine.


Bounty - when you send all dog owners to a big island, would you semnd their dogs too?


I would lock all school-girl lusters in the stocks and let people throw eggs at them.

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Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 11:00:20 am
Well done lou, let us know what happens 

And Jamsi, be careful when you shove it through their letterbox that they don't shove it right back at you

Title: Dog owners
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 03, 2006, 12:47:04 pm


Personnel I would of pick it upo and then chuck it in HIS gardedn!

Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 01:05:14 pm
I don't think lou's phobia would allow her to pick up dog poo.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 03, 2006, 01:18:02 pm
wha tphobia? 
Title: Dog owners
Post by: smurfboy on September 03, 2006, 01:48:19 pm

Is anyone else annoyed by dog owners who let their dogs off their leads in the park, then watch the dog jump about snarling at your feet and slobbering all over you without doing a damn thing?

Title: Dog owners
Post by: on September 03, 2006, 03:47:11 pm
Quote from: oldspice

Well done to you Lou. I hope he gets a fine.


Bounty - when you send all dog owners to a big island, would you semnd their dogs too?


I would lock all school-girl lusters in the stocks and let people throw eggs at them.



Ha bloody Ha

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 05:03:20 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
I don't think lou's phobia would allow her to pick up dog poo.


I take a plastic bag and put it over my hand then pick up the poo inside the bag. I don't have a scooper thing. I couldn't pick up after someone elses dog but if you can't pick up after your own you shouldn't have a dog.

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 05:04:26 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
I would round up all dog owners and put them on a big island.  QUOTE]


Don't you mean you would put all irresponsible dog owners on an island? Surely you can't mean all dog owners.

Title: Dog owners
Post by: lorri on September 03, 2006, 05:33:41 pm

maybe i will get some of this to put in your christmas stocking lou  


http://www.poop-freeze.com/

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 06:01:36 pm
No I'm not drawing attention to myself by spraying it too.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: oldspice on September 03, 2006, 06:11:13 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

Is anyone else annoyed by dog owners who let their dogs off their leads in the park, then watch the dog jump about snarling at your feet and slobbering all over you without doing a damn thing?



I totally agree smurfy. When my children were small two giant Alsatians bounded up to them barking and snapping and my kids screamed like mad (I almost did too). The owner pulled them away and snarled at me for letting my kids scream at his dogs. They were only about 2 and 4 years old and anyway, we have a by-law that forbids people letting their dogs off the lead in parks.

Title: Dog owners
Post by: on September 03, 2006, 06:12:09 pm
Kick them in da nuts, as Cartman would say.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 06:16:47 pm

Quote from: loulou

I take a plastic bag and put it over my hand then pick up the poo inside the bag. I don't have a scooper thing. I couldn't pick up after someone elses dog but if you can't pick up after your own you shouldn't have a dog.



What is there is a small tear in the bag?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 06:18:52 pm
It's never happened yet.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 06:22:47 pm
Perhaps your friends were too polite to tell you that your hand stunk. 
Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 06:55:59 pm
Perhaps it just hasn't happened and if it did it wouldn't be that much of a disaster. Picking up after your dog is like picking up after your baby.
Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 07:02:44 pm

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 07:03:16 pm
I take it you have no kids or pets kev?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 03, 2006, 07:24:21 pm
I used to look after my mums cat and cleaning out the litter tray in the mornings was hell. She would never poo in the tray, it would always be dribbling down the side.

Just curious - does anyone think cat owners should scoop up their cats poo if they poo in someone elses garden?

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 03, 2006, 07:30:02 pm
That's a difficult one because how can someone who lets their cat out know where it is pooing. There's a simple solution to stop cats coming in your garden...grated lemon peel
Title: Dog owners
Post by: Jamsi on September 04, 2006, 02:31:07 pm
And who's gonna clean up all the bird poop?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: on September 04, 2006, 07:59:38 pm

Quote from: loulou
That's a difficult one because how can someone who lets their cat out know where it is pooing. There's a simple solution to stop cats coming in your garden...grated lemon peel


Well I tried this Lou and it tasted horrible.


To be honest my cat wasn't bothered he just went outside as usual and did his business.

Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 05, 2006, 01:04:44 am
Why do the birds always poop down my window the minute the window cleaner has finished?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: smurfboy on September 05, 2006, 01:05:39 am
Because they're evil?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: loulou on September 05, 2006, 01:07:53 am
 Bird Pooping Can't we poison them? Are they necessary?





Title: Dog owners
Post by: Jamsi on September 09, 2006, 05:58:54 pm

Where i live there are a lot of elderberry trees and the birds go mad for them... I got my white towel off the line and it was covered in purple bird plops. I think they sat in the tree waiting til I'd gone back inside and then used it for a target


I think horse riders should poop scoop instead of leaving big horse dollops all over the road... my car is splattered

Title: Dog owners
Post by: on September 09, 2006, 06:20:46 pm
Poor you! A car eh?
Title: Dog owners
Post by: kevvosa on September 09, 2006, 07:42:12 pm