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Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:06:32 pm
A man sat on the railway lines and let the metro go over his legs. He has had them amputated from the knee. How did the shock not kill him? I think people who do this should be fined for traumatising the train driver.
Title: metro accident
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:08:03 pm
in scotladn if you try and comet suuicede and fauil you get fined £50! 
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:08:19 pm
Yes take him to court. He won't have a leg to stand on.
Title: metro accident
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:10:06 pm

Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:11:04 pm
I had to laugh when it said on the news they suspected he was drunk. Of course he is legless now.
Title: metro accident
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:11:27 pm

Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
If he is fined, do you think he'll stump up?
Title: metro accident
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:15:26 pm
for these bun puns 

do you thikn he'll be abble to hp to it if he get a communty tream

Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:28:49 pm
He will be lucky if he ever gets out of the asylum now.
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:30:22 pm
If he does he is bound to come up short.
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:31:39 pm
One thing is for sure if the metro people take him to court he won't have a leg to stand on.
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:32:49 pm
Its been done above.
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:33:42 pm
Well obviously it was so funny it needed repeating.
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:33:50 pm
Still, he's feetless and fancy-free now.
Title: metro accident
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:35:00 pm
dear god 
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:37:14 pm
 Dancing He won't be dancing anymore.





Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:38:17 pm
Knees up mother Brown?
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:38:46 pm
Quick this should be in the adult section now!
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:39:21 pm

The things people will do so they don't get socks for Xmas.

Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:40:53 pm
All he wants for Christmas is his two left feet!
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:41:37 pm
I'm going to watch on ebay for someone selling loads of shoes and socks cheap.
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:43:07 pm
It'll be the shopkeeper with the head just peeking over the counter.
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:44:48 pm

Quote from: Black-Knight
Quick this should be in the adult section now!


QUOTE] why?

Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:47:23 pm
Coz it's getting too sick?
Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:52:01 pm
nah it's innocent fun .
Title: metro accident
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:53:25 pm
You're out on a limb then.
Title: metro accident
Post by: oldspice on August 21, 2006, 09:51:14 am

I agree with lou though. It's terrible for the driver (and those on platforms etc) when people do such things.


What about that mum who jumped in front of a train with both her children in her arms last summer?  That story haunted me for weeks.

Title: metro accident
Post by: loulou on August 21, 2006, 12:03:40 pm
Look at that man abroad who has jumped off the balcony with his son and daughter. The son died, the daughter broke her arm and the father is still alive. If someone feels the need to kill themselves I don't understand the selfishness of taking others with them.
Title: metro accident
Post by: kevvosa on August 21, 2006, 07:06:27 pm

Quote from: loulou
Look at that man abroad who has jumped off the balcony with his son and daughter. The son died, the daughter broke her arm and the father is still alive.


Did he get done for murder? He deserves it.
Title: metro accident
Post by: smurfboy on August 21, 2006, 07:08:56 pm
He will probably end up in the nuthouse.