Post by: on August 20, 2006, 09:31:59 am
...while playing Cluedo
"Erm I think it was Captain Scarlet in the toilet with the banana"
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 09:33:59 am
...while at the bank.
"Good morning sir, we were £100 over on the float last night, we'd like you to have it"
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 09:37:20 am
...while watching Big Brother
"Anyway goodnight Pete, I'm off to bed to finish my Wittgenstein"
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 09:38:44 am
...while at the opticians.
"The good news is sir, after your eye-test you don't need to buy any new glasses"
Post by: oldspice on August 20, 2006, 10:28:54 am
In my house at anytime:
Mum, I've washed those dishes that were in the sink and vaccumed the living room. I'm off to strip my bed and clean my room."
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:49:32 am
The Government really are doing a fantastic job.
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 12:47:31 pm
...In Starbucks
"would you like to try one of our free muffins sir?"
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 12:54:46 pm
On Chocolatereview:
"Bounty what a witty and apposite contribution"
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 05:23:27 pm
At a fashion shoot:
'Yes, she's very attractive, but we shouldn't forget that she's got a greaT personality and a 169 IQ'.
'Chips and a cake please'.
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 06:04:07 pm
WE are plaesed to annouce that all service are running noraml adn on time
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 06:05:38 pm
Phyllis:
Hi everyone! I am genuinely pleased to be on the forum contributing in a meaningful and interesting way.
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 06:06:57 pm
Oh ilm sory were have charge you too much here £500 refund
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 06:51:11 pm
at the train station
WE are plaesed to annouce that all service are running noraml adn on time
Or:
'You're right, it's our fault there are no staff at the ticket office and that the information on the screens is completely wrong. We're very sorry'.
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 07:13:35 pm
In Parliament:
Tony Blair: "Yes, the right honourable gentlemen is right, we made a real hash of that"
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 07:14:31 pm
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:16:34 pm
Bounty saying:
"Look at that topless man. He's such a hunk"
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:16:47 pm
In Bounty's house:
'Actually, lusting after schoolgirls at my age is a bit sad, isn't it?'
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 07:27:29 pm
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:29:08 pm
Bounty saying
"Oh isn't birdwatching really boring?"
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:29:22 pm
In Oldspice's house:
'Actually, Nestle do some very nice chocolate bars and are beyond reproach ethically'.
Post by: oldspice on August 20, 2006, 08:01:10 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:09:24 pm
he kitte kitte kitte ps psps
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 11:12:02 pm
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 11:15:09 pm
Post by: on August 20, 2006, 11:16:06 pm
in smufy land
he kitte kitte kitte ps psps
Are those class A, 623?
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:18:25 pm
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 11:20:53 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:22:30 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 11:32:36 pm
Yes you get yuor opeartion Tomorrow monring first thing