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Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:10:07 am
I have nothing to do this weekend, my mate still staying with me ( althourgh he unhappy)

I can;t think of anything to do!

PLZ HELP

Title: what can I do
Post by: goldencup on August 12, 2006, 12:17:18 am
Take up cross-stitch. Or grab a paint brush and help me with my decorating (bit of a long way to go though).  Seriously, be happy - I always have far too many things to do and would love the chance to do nothing.goldencup38940.9711689815
Title: what can I do
Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 12:26:21 am
Buy yourself lots of choc and veg out in front of the tv all weekend.
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:27:44 am
TV CRAP LOOK at ITV1/ STV

I shoudl be out an abuot! not stick in doors

Title: what can I do
Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 12:29:04 am
Get yourself to the gym and then go to the cinema then buy some clothes.
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:34:49 am
nothing good on at the cinema! I don;t need more clothe s

Bu tI like that gym idea well that 1 hour sorted tomorow

Title: what can I do
Post by: EasterBunny on August 12, 2006, 12:39:14 am
swimming? sex? cook your friend a meal? Charades?
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:43:35 am
ok, No girlfriend, , Inot that great, no idea what that is
Title: what can I do
Post by: EasterBunny on August 12, 2006, 12:46:44 am
ok, you could be naughty and download a film, or a series you've never seen like Lost or Battlestar Galactica or Firefly
Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 12:46:59 am
why is your mate unhappy?
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:53:43 am
he depresseedm, he got ne housem no job, living ion benafits, he hasn;t seen his bay daughter in 5montrhs... 
Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 12:55:46 am
oh dear. that'll depress someone all right.
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:00:52 am
It bee'n liek that with for about 14 weeks,

plu she slitp up with his girlfirennd ( she was younger and keep acusing him of having anaffira with one of my 3 sister she go giving the boot!

Plus hsi sTep mother chuck him out of his house

Title: what can I do
Post by: EasterBunny on August 12, 2006, 01:03:53 am
that's not good, she sounds like one of the loons on the Jeremy Kyle show.  Are you near a beach, you could go there if the weather's better.
Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:05:11 am
take him to the cinema, 623. but avoid Superman Returns at all costs.
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:08:22 am
1: he dones;t want to go anywhere 

2: how bad is it?

Easter I;m near two Blue flag beach called silver sands

If my sisters got hold of her I think s-see would need need getting to teh loo

Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:09:58 am

FYI - the new superman is truly horrific. 2 hours of my life WASTED!


well - if he doesnt want to go anywhere, couldn't you hire him a stripper or something?

Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:11:46 am
not to soudn mean but UM If I hire a stripper I get firs grabs 
Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:12:19 am
well, youve got to sample the goods before anyone else...
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:14:50 am


so what can I do for him>?

Title: what can I do
Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:18:35 am
yough one - if he doesnt even want to leave the house i guess youre stuck with a stack-load of rented dvd's and a chinese takeaway!
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:21:25 am
I don;t thikn a good ride could help him out 
Title: what can I do
Post by: oldspice on August 12, 2006, 08:46:30 am
Buy a big block of Bockingford paper and some watercolour paints (you can get them quite cheaply in shops like Works) and turn out some Picasso or Turner fakes. It's relaxing and creative.
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 02:53:26 pm
what a good way of making money! 
Title: what can I do
Post by: oldspice on August 12, 2006, 02:57:18 pm
I didn't mean you should sell them! Just take inspiration from them!
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 03:23:09 pm
sorry I thourgh never mind
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 03:49:17 pm

Quote from: 623058
ok, No girlfriend, 


And why should that stop you?


Try the FKFS.

Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 03:53:01 pm
FKFS:
what does this mean?

Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 03:54:01 pm
Five
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 03:57:23 pm
still don;t get yu! 
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 03:58:07 pm
knuckle...
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 03:59:02 pm
are yuo say have a fun time with pam and her fiver siters? 
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 04:02:09 pm
Ah! Glasshopper. You know the ways of the self-abuser!
Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 04:14:47 pm
well you are the master of self abuse!! 
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 04:17:34 pm
You have much to learn.
Title: what can I do
Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 04:50:29 pm
How about a good escort agency?
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 12, 2006, 04:52:18 pm

He'll have to cross her hand with silver. What he''ll put in his own hand, however, won't cost him a penny.


See? A Scotsman always thinks of the financial implications.

Black-Knight38941.6614930556
Title: what can I do
Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 04:54:53 pm
 Loch Ness Monster Kilt 





Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 06:39:38 pm
aren't girl friends FReE>? 
Title: what can I do
Post by: smurfboy on August 12, 2006, 06:47:06 pm
Quote from: Black-Knight

He'll have to cross her hand with silver. What he''ll put in his own hand, however, won't cost him a penny.


See? A Scotsman always thinks of the financial implications.



Is this why people say the Scots are tight-fisted w**kers?

Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 07:30:56 pm

Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 13, 2006, 11:43:39 am
Quote from: smurfboy
Quote from: Black-Knight

He'll have to cross her hand with silver. What he''ll put in his own hand, however, won't cost him a penny.


See? A Scotsman always thinks of the financial implications.



Is this why people say the Scots are tight-fisted w**kers?



No, it's their insecurity at our genuine superiority.

Title: what can I do
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 13, 2006, 01:47:42 pm
it now sunday I knwowhat Im doing this week and Next saturday
Title: what can I do
Post by: on August 13, 2006, 08:24:50 pm
Good for you, Mr Charles!cool