Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 02:52:01 pm
Seeing as the utterly pointless Noreen from Emmerdale got her own thread a few weeks back 
, I thought it was time to devote one to a true soap legend. Post your favourite Blanche quotes here:
Blanche (to Roy and Hayley): I don't wish to be rude, but you two are weird by anyone's standards! He looks like he should be crayoning something, and a fella is a fella - even if he is wearing women's knickers!
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 08:16:28 pm
I can't remember any off hand but I'll listen out for some on Wednesday.
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 08:45:56 pm
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 09:00:44 pm
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:41:20 pm
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 10:44:26 pm
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:47:19 pm
From when Liz McDonald was staying at No.1, and left her laundry lying about:
'Ken doesn't want to look at thongs all day - he's an intellectual!'
Liz uses the last of the milk:
'It's like having a giant blue tit in residence!'
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 10:47:41 pm
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 10:48:29 pm
Don't - I'm going to wet myself in a minutes. Do you write them all down??
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:49:15 pm
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 10:53:02 pm
One funny thing I heard on Corrie was when they all came back from a funeral (I think it was Ray's) and someone said to Shelly "I'm sorry we left you with a skeleton staff whilst we were at the funeral".
I don't know if they meant it to saound so funny but I was gagging.
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:56:02 pm
After Deirdre rejected Ken's proposal:
'You want to be careful Deirdre. Ken's only going to go down on one knee so many times - and if you leave it much longer, he won't be able to get back up again!'
Post by: oldspice on August 08, 2006, 10:56:55 pm
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:34:50 am
To Rita:
'I'd have thought you'd have more grit about you - you've survived at least one world war'.
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 12:37:10 am
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 06:13:27 pm
During Sarah's pregnancy:
'Just think Audrey - you'll be able to enter all those glamorous great-grandmother competitions!'
Post by: smurfboy on August 14, 2006, 03:52:49 pm
On going to Poland for her hip replacement:
'Our Tracy's got a Morrocan kidney - why can't I have a foreign bit?'
On Shelley:
'Shelley Unwin's as weak as this tea! Put another bag in'.
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2006, 09:55:45 pm
I know this thread is old, but I had to resurrect it after this line from last night:
Vera: Well she's always been a trollop, that Audrey Roberts, but she acts like she's superior. Half the time she's got her nose in the air...
Blanche: And her knickers round her ankles!
Post by: kevvosa on October 16, 2006, 10:33:59 pm
Post by: oldspice on October 17, 2006, 07:41:54 am
I heard that Smurfy and I thought of you! The funny thing is, in her younger days, Blanche was a bit of a go-er herself! I remember when she ran off with local wide-boy Dave Smith!
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2006, 01:26:52 pm
Post by: oldspice on October 17, 2006, 06:44:39 pm
She does it soooo well!
The other day, in reply to someone moaning about a small ache, she replied "well you havent got a Polish hip!" or something similar!