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Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 30, 2004, 08:22:07 am

Man on mobile phone - " Er no, no you wont be able to get in the front, you'll have to take it up the rear"

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: goldencup on December 30, 2004, 08:32:34 am

Reminds me of a friend of mine who totally innocently told a delivery man wanting to know where to leave his parcel, "You can stick it up my back passage if you want".  She is fairly elderly and nearly died of shame when whe realised what she'd said!

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on December 30, 2004, 01:09:10 pm

I heard someone on the bus say 'just two stops please'.

I nearly died laughing.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 30, 2004, 01:21:15 pm

Yes, that is quite funny.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on December 30, 2004, 01:44:20 pm

Not as funny as the thought of you drinking Pepsi-Max.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 30, 2004, 02:00:51 pm

Ugh! Give me Scweppes Pink Grapefruit any day.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on December 30, 2004, 02:24:06 pm

Funny you mention that, the 99p store in Liverpool are selling 24 (twenty-four) glass bottles of that for 99p.

Best before end of Jan 05.

I bought 48.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 30, 2004, 02:31:33 pm

We have a £1 store in Nottingham.  I like winding the staff up. 

Me: 'Excuse me how much is this?'  Assistant: 'Er,... it's £1'. 

Me: 'How about this'?  Assistant: 'Yes, that's a pound too.  

Me: 'How much is this then?'  Assistant: 'Look it's all £1!!! 

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on December 30, 2004, 02:35:12 pm

Do you think Des Walker, Neil Webb or Franz Carr could walk around it without getting mobbed?

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: oldspice on December 30, 2004, 04:47:57 pm

yes

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: loulou on December 30, 2004, 10:20:45 pm

who?

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: oldspice on December 31, 2004, 09:07:14 am

That's what I thought. I mean, if we don't know who they are, how can we mob them?

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on December 31, 2004, 10:24:54 am

If you were in Nottingham, you would know who they are.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 31, 2004, 11:29:23 am

Oldspice, Loulou come to Nottingham and you'll know who they are.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: oldspice on December 31, 2004, 03:27:37 pm

Do they play for Notts Forest?

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: on December 31, 2004, 03:50:59 pm

Des Walker and Neil Webb played for NOTTINGHAM Forest.  Don't know about Franz Carr.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: loulou on December 31, 2004, 08:01:18 pm

Think I'll pass.

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: oldspice on December 31, 2004, 08:03:00 pm

Me too

Title: Overheard on the bus
Post by: robbie on January 04, 2005, 11:46:21 am

Neil Webb was a good passer.