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Are you my Auntie Phyllis, who still wears high heels in the winter and called the police when her back door couldn't be unlocked. 999 no less.
You sound like her :D
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Certainly not. I did call the firemen recently when I was locked in my home.
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Then, would you possibly like to be my auntie?
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Why? Would you like that?
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Because you can never have enough relatives, and I think when I grow up I want to be just like you :D
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Oooh sweet. Why not!
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Yay, so auntie P when can I come around to yours for tea?
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She'll send a car round for you.
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I am all excited.
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I'll have to collect you in my new wheels.
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Is it one of those spack chariots, I would love one of those
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Just realised spack chariot probably isn't very politically correct, its just thats what my mate calls them, and she has to have one when she is around the shops, its my excuse and im sticking to it.
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It's a lovely new Mercedes SLK.
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I don't like Merc's think they are over rated, but if you are rich can I have a pink micra convertable, as an auntie who has just forgotton my 30th birthday then I really need to have something to recompense the heartbreak it caused me.
Cheers, nice one, thanks alot.
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Dorota does the shopping. She takes the number 19 to Fortnum's.
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Don't they deliver anymore?
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Salsa, I think you should know that phyllis claims to be only 28 so she's a bit young to be your auntie, although it's not impossible.
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I've told her I am 28 already. Keep up.
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It's a bit hard to keep up when you make so many posts. A lot of time on your hands?
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Phyllis is my auntie, my auntie who thinks she is 28, but infact is 72. I will get a picture of her, she rocks :D
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I am 28 young lady and not a day older. Off to your room and no ride in the SLK for you.
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Certainly not. I did call the firemen recently when I was locked in my home.
That divorce obviously caused you some problems.
Did he change the locks?
I would have just put the house on a low loader and done a runner.
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LOL i
f I was the husband I would of of done the same 1
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still laughing
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"Hello?
Pip, Pip, my love?
Hey! Where the f**k is the key?"
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stop makingme laugh!!
PLEASE DON:T
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"Oh do calm down dear.
Hey kids, does anyone know a good locksmith?
I'm at the end of my pip-f**king-pip"
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LOL
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he been scaked
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Calm down dear!
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"Oh that chap is such a Winner!
I wonder if he would like some chocolate veneer?
Hello? Michael? Can you let me out?"
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"I'm up to my ears in sh*te"
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