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Chat => General => Topic started by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 10:28:22 am

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 10:28:22 am

Are you my Auntie Phyllis, who still wears high heels in the winter and called the police when her back door couldn't be unlocked. 999 no less.


You sound like her :D

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 10:42:50 am
Certainly not.  I did call the firemen recently when I was locked in my home.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 10:44:02 am
Then, would you possibly like to be my auntie?
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 10:46:19 am
Why?  Would you like that?
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 10:46:49 am
Because you can never have enough relatives, and I think when I grow up I want to be just like you :D
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 11:10:03 am
Oooh sweet.  Why not!
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 11:14:51 am

Yay, so auntie P when can I come around to yours for tea?

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: oldspice on July 28, 2006, 11:16:04 am
She'll send a car round for you.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 11:20:00 am
I am all excited.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 12:17:25 pm
I'll have to collect you in my new wheels.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 12:18:09 pm
Is it one of those spack chariots, I would love one of those
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 12:18:49 pm
Just realised spack chariot probably isn't very politically correct, its just thats what my mate calls them, and she has to have one when she is around the shops, its my excuse and im sticking to it.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 12:20:04 pm
It's a lovely new Mercedes SLK.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 12:30:32 pm

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 12:33:49 pm

I don't like Merc's think they are over rated, but if you are rich can I have a pink micra convertable, as an auntie who has just forgotton my 30th birthday then I really need to have something to recompense the heartbreak it caused me.


Cheers, nice one, thanks alot.

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: minty on July 28, 2006, 02:15:39 pm
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Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 02:26:41 pm
Dorota does the shopping.  She takes the number 19 to Fortnum's.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 02:34:35 pm
Don't they deliver anymore?
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: minty on July 28, 2006, 02:39:05 pm
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Title: Phyllis B
Post by: oldspice on July 28, 2006, 03:24:11 pm
Salsa, I think you should know that phyllis claims to be only 28 so she's a bit young to be your auntie, although it's not impossible.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 04:16:37 pm
I've told her I am 28 already.  Keep up.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 05:06:36 pm
It's a bit hard to keep up when you make so many posts. A lot of time on your hands?


Title: Phyllis B
Post by: salsa on July 28, 2006, 05:49:49 pm
Phyllis is my auntie, my auntie who thinks she is 28, but infact is 72. I will get a picture of her, she rocks :D
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 28, 2006, 06:59:30 pm
I am 28 young lady and not a day older.  Off to your room and no ride in the SLK for you.
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: on July 28, 2006, 09:59:06 pm

Quote from: phyllisbermann
Certainly not.  I did call the firemen recently when I was locked in my home.


That divorce obviously caused you some problems.


Did he change the locks?


I would have just put the house on a low loader and done a runner.

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 10:05:41 pm
 LOL if I was the husband I would of of done the same 1
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: minty on July 28, 2006, 10:07:55 pm
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Title: Phyllis B
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:00:11 pm


still laughing


Title: Phyllis B
Post by: on July 28, 2006, 11:02:39 pm

"Hello?


Pip, Pip, my love?


Hey! Where the f**k is the key?"laugh

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:04:37 pm

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:05:09 pm
stop makingme laugh!!
PLEASE DON:T

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:05:39 pm

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: on July 28, 2006, 11:07:27 pm

"Oh do calm down dear.


Hey kids, does anyone know a good locksmith?


I'm at the end of my pip-f**king-pip"

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:11:07 pm
LOL
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:11:12 pm

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:12:10 pm
he been scaked

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:13:25 pm
Calm down dear! 
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: on July 28, 2006, 11:13:44 pm

"Oh that chap is such a Winner!


I wonder if he would like some chocolate veneer?


Hello? Michael? Can you let me out?"

Title: Phyllis B
Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:15:21 pm
"I'm up to my ears in sh*te" 
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: on July 28, 2006, 11:18:05 pm
Title: Phyllis B
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:23:02 pm