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Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 09:59:59 pm
KENNETH CLARKE inverted the Road hump!



Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 10:33:29 pm
Do you mean 'sleeping policemen?'
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:56:33 pm
 Policeman 





Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:00:00 am
very pimp looking police office
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: oldspice on July 23, 2006, 08:24:01 am
What's wrong with road humps?
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:55:20 am

"KENNETH CLARKE inverted the Road hump!"


If kenneth Clarke inverted the road hump then that would make a dip in the road!


 

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: Jamsi on July 23, 2006, 11:03:21 am
Road humps are not good when you drive an old banger like me... wrecked my exhaust on road humps
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: oldspice on July 23, 2006, 11:18:36 am
Slow down a bit then!
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Post by: Jamsi on July 23, 2006, 02:50:41 pm
I wasn't going fast, they are too high. One in a car park always scrapes the underside of my car it is that high I'm sure it will rip my bumper off one day
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 02:55:53 pm
some tory council hare got rid of all there road humpos
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Post by: goldencup on July 23, 2006, 06:52:30 pm

Quote from: Jamsi
I wasn't going fast, they are too high. One in a car park always scrapes the underside of my car it is that high I'm sure it will rip my bumper off one day


There's one near me that does that to my car too.  It doesn't make any difference how slowly I drive.

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: smurfboy on July 23, 2006, 08:02:45 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter

"KENNETH CLARKE inverted the Road hump!"


If kenneth Clarke inverted the road hump then that would make a dip in the road!


 



Bounty this is getting old. We all know 623 makes mistakes when typing. You pointing out every one to show how clever you are and making some cheap pun is a waste of everyone's time.

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:48:45 pm

"Baaaah, another evil plan foiled"


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:50:34 pm
the day saved once again by the



Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:52:22 pm

Boooo hoooo! waaaah! I'm so happy

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:54:16 pm

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 24, 2006, 02:14:58 pm

I cannot believe Ken did such a thing.  He's nothing like Livingstone - that man is a pillock.

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:49:07 pm

Quote from: phyllisbermann

I cannot believe Ken did such a thing.  He's nothing like Livingstone - that man is a pillock.



King ken ( of the left ) is a grate MAN and stop that EVEI mrs thacther casuing more casuo in the captial before 1986!
Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: MRprat on July 25, 2006, 11:52:39 pm
I bet he got the HUMP! liek Pretcourt 
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Post by: phyllisbermann on July 26, 2006, 12:16:30 am
Margaret Thatcher is an amazing lady.  She was the best Prime Minister in decades.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 12:17:45 am
that me be true
BUT!

she did 3 stupide things

1: she NEVER built more council house
2: SHE NEVER GIVE FRE HELP TO THOSE JOBLESS ( like FREE traing cousre)
£: she brough in a NEW TAX

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: phyllisbermann on July 26, 2006, 12:20:37 am
I'm glad she sold off the council houses.  Best thing she ever did.

The miners got retrained and earnt more.  They made more money because they got to buy their homes.

The tax wasn't the best but which tax is good?

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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 12:24:55 am
minier aren't RICH!

My grandada was a minor and he was POOR SHE destory MANY communtirys!

she never help the JOBLESS and when teh 1988 houseing crash happen many ppl lopst ther house!

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Post by: oldspice on July 26, 2006, 08:10:04 am

Quote from: phyllisbermann
I'm glad she sold off the council houses.  Best thing she ever did.

The miners got retrained and earnt more.  They made more money because they got to buy their homes.

The tax wasn't the best but which tax is good?


Have you been to many ex-mining communities? They are ghost towns. Selling off council houses is no way to make people rich. What happens when the next generation need them?

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Post by: phyllisbermann on July 26, 2006, 11:54:31 am
The next generation should save up and buy a place.
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Post by: kevvosa on July 26, 2006, 12:19:50 pm
It isn't possible to save up when you claim benefits. 
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Post by: oldspice on July 26, 2006, 12:26:14 pm

Quote from: phyllisbermann
The next generation should save up and buy a place.


The average wage in this city is £14,000 - the average two bedroom home here costs £110,000. Work it out. How can you save and sustain a mortgage on that level of income?

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Post by: phyllisbermann on July 26, 2006, 12:43:11 pm
These people should be more careful with their money.
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Post by: oldspice on July 26, 2006, 12:57:18 pm
I think you are trying to wind us up. How can you be more careful with 14,000? For a start you do not take that much home. You pay rent, council tax, water rates, fuel bills, food bills - how much is left to be careful with??
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Post by: kevvosa on July 26, 2006, 01:07:26 pm
She's ga-ga 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 26, 2006, 01:41:10 pm

Quote from: oldspice
I think you are trying to wind us up.


Exactly. Let's just ignore her.

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 05:44:46 pm
Look at south yorkshire, south wales, south fife, south lanarkahire

all dumps! cas there indstury gone by MRS T!

she left a lot of people behide!

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: kevvosa on July 26, 2006, 05:47:39 pm
Yorkshire is not a dump thankyou very much 623. I've seen worse! 
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Post by: on July 26, 2006, 10:18:09 pm
623, South Lanarkshire is predominently countryside. Do some research first.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 10:53:25 pm
I mean llok at teh EX mining towns, ther a waste land of umeployment! I KNOW ther like south FIFE a
DUMP are hard words whats beetter word> need HELP

aslo does HAmilton not need help

also NORTH and SOUTH lanarkshire, wishaw, motherwell, coatbridge, carluke

since ravencraig shut down it a blackstop liek FIFE, ballingry, cowdenbeath , dunfermline,  west fife villages, all there coal miners GONE, just like south yorkshires! the need help! I live in such area!

Title: man who invented road humps
Post by: kevvosa on July 26, 2006, 11:45:47 pm
My grandad used to work at a coalmine in a town called Micklefield. He has had free coal for life ever since. 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 11:51:03 pm
so did My grandad!

but he was fouce out of work in late 80's and never worked after after, did yuo know tha tsouth FIFE is a black stop, also the town centresa are a DUMP!