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Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:04:41 pm

[A Japanese sweets manufacturer is hoping to introduce one of its more unusual products onto the European market.

Eiwa Confectionery, one of the country's most popular confectioners, has created collagen marshmallows which, it claims, help to plump up your cheeks and lips.

The marshmallows, which are a recent addition to the growing army of so-called "functional foods", are currently available in blueberry, cherry and grapefruit flavours and are said to look and feel like traditional marshmallows.

According to Eiwa Confectionery, the sweets, which each contain 3,000 mg of collagen, have the same effect as a collagen injection but, at the equivalent of just 60 pence per packet, cost significantly less than the £200-plus price tag associated with the cosmetic procedure.

A company spokesman told the Scotsman that the product has so far been an "enormous success" in Japan and confirmed that the company hopes to export to the UK and elsewhere in Europe.

"We feel it will sell well in supermarkets or sweet shops, as it does in Japan. That is our ambition," he said.]


http://www.fdin.co.uk/news/index.php

Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:06:15 pm

It sounds ludicrous


 

Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 11:19:50 pm

Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: loulou on July 20, 2006, 11:37:10 pm
What would happen if someone ate three packets?
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:38:50 pm
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: loulou on July 20, 2006, 11:39:48 pm
Planet of the Apes.
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: kevvosa on July 20, 2006, 11:59:38 pm
"Your lips are too big...there is NOTHING you can say in your defense, and it won't help to do so when questioned"






Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 12:47:03 am
well she still a very usful plunger for unbloking sinks! 
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: goldencup on July 21, 2006, 12:58:03 am
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: kevvosa on July 21, 2006, 09:15:16 am





Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: on July 21, 2006, 09:22:21 am
This must be one of the most inexplicable acts I have ever known.  She was gorgeous before she had the botox and had lovely lips. What EVER possessed her to get them puffed up?  Bizarre.
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: oldspice on July 21, 2006, 09:26:56 am
I agree. The wages of vanity is big, ugly, puffy lips. oldspice38919.4400462963
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: kevvosa on July 21, 2006, 10:58:05 am
She never intended them to get that big.


Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: on July 21, 2006, 11:08:51 am
I understand that, but why did she want to do ANYTHING with them?  She was lovely as she was.  I blame her w**ker husband for not giving her proper guidance.
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: oldspice on July 21, 2006, 11:35:27 am
That's grossly insulting! Why can't a woman make her own mind up? Why should she need a man to give her guidance?? Encouragement maybe but not guidance.
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: loulou on July 21, 2006, 11:43:47 am

So bounty you like women with enhanced breasts but not lips?

Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: smurfboy on July 21, 2006, 01:03:56 pm

Quote from: oldspice
That's grossly insulting! Why can't a woman make her own mind up? Why should she need a man to give her guidance?? Encouragement maybe but not guidance.


I hate to say it but whenever I've seen them together in interviews, I get the impression that caveman she is married to has her completely in his control.

Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: kevvosa on July 21, 2006, 01:10:16 pm
Wasn't she in hospital because she sustained injuries which it is suspected her husband caused? And then she caught that hospital superbug. 


Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: smurfboy on July 21, 2006, 01:13:55 pm
She took out a restraining order against him, moved into her sister's, her sister publicly described him (Lee Chapman) as a thug and a bully - yet when they got back together Leslie was on TV suggesting her sister had made it all up because she was jealous and that she owed them money.
Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: loulou on July 21, 2006, 01:55:41 pm
Former soccer star Lee Chapman was arrested and released without charge after his actress wife Leslie Ash was taken to hospital with a broken rib, police say.

Chapman, 43, was held on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm at their west London home on Friday morning and was taken to a police station for questioning.


"The woman did not wish to proceed with any allegation and the man was released without further action," Scotland Yard said in a statement.


Ash, 43, who starred in TV comedy "Men Behaving Badly", said there had been a "total misunderstanding". She told the Sun she hurt herself by falling out of bed during sex.


"We were making love and this happens -- how embarrassing is that?" she was quoted as saying. "I fractured one rib and I have tissue damage."

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Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: kevvosa on July 21, 2006, 03:18:35 pm
I've fallen out of bed but never cracked a rib before.


Title: Ladies, get your lips around these
Post by: oldspice on July 21, 2006, 06:53:42 pm
It must have been some kind of sex!