Enjoy your hols. Where are you going to?
Are you wearing your kilt 623?I was in St Andrews today.
Lovely weather and gorgeous white sandy beaches.
Are you wearing your kilt 623?
If he is a true Scot he will be wearing it out with what he keeps underneath it!
A Scotsman goes into a shop and asks for a loaf of bread.
'That'll be 59p', said the young assistant.
The Scotsman lifted up his kilt.
'Oooh', said the young assistant, 'have you got anything smaller?'
no
Mmmmm... I need thinking cap.
Lanark?
warmer