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Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:36:49 pm

Dalek trundles forward and fires whisk gun thingy but misses as Smurfs take evasive action.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:37:59 pm

Four Smurfs run round the back of the Dalek as he fires another shot badly singing one Smurfs fur.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:38:56 pm

Rear guard Smurfs begin to climb dalek as he lets rip with his whisk thingy zapping one Smurf full one. Nine Smurfs left.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:40:17 pm

Two Smurfs start unscrewing Daleks light wotsits on top and remaining five kick dalek but make little impression on his metal exterior.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:42:18 pm

Dalek swings round quickly sending one Smurf flying who is concussed against wall.  However one light thingy is now unscrewed disorientating Dalek who fires whisk gun thinhy wildly catching one Smurf on the arm.

Eight Smurfs left with one injured.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:43:41 pm

Two Smurfs make an assault on the Dalek from the front in attempt to disable his whisk, while one of the top ones climbs on to his sink plunger.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:46:14 pm

All the other Smurfs attempt to unscrew Dalek's castors as two Smurfs are sucessful in disabling the sink plunger thingy.  The Dalek fires whisk electrocuting two Smurfs simultaneously.  Just six Smurfs left and they need to act fast.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:47:43 pm

two Smurfs fearlessly scale the eye stick and manage to smear Smurf goo over the lens.  The Dalek is now effectively blind.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 03:49:44 pm

The remaining Smurfs manage to manouvre the Dalek to the top of a flight of stairs and the Dalek topples down and is smashed into 67 pieces.  The Smurfs win.  Ingenuity triumphed over technology.

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 03:53:45 pm

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: kevvosa on July 15, 2006, 06:04:28 pm

The doctor reverses time with the Tardis, and one Dalek exterminates the whole of the Smurf race. The end. 

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: kevvosa on July 15, 2006, 07:00:18 pm

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: Jamsi on July 15, 2006, 11:35:29 pm

Aww poor Smurfy, good thing Dr Who ain't real

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: kevvosa on July 15, 2006, 11:49:20 pm

And smurfs. 

Title: Dalek v. 10 Smurfs
Post by: Jamsi on July 15, 2006, 11:51:23 pm