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Chat => General => Topic started by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:23:50 pm

Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:23:50 pm

I think it's time we had a new game to play.  Let's try and write a story (chocolate related or not) but you can only contribute up to five words at a time.  Please do not reply to your own posts.  I'll start it off.


It was a heatwave

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Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:24:41 pm
so i put on my
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:26:16 pm

g-string bikini with spots

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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:26:51 pm
and my pink flip flops
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Post by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:27:33 pm
I went to the beach
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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:28:02 pm
to look for a man
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:28:48 pm
And realised it was nudist
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Post by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:28:58 pm
but found a dog
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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:31:43 pm
that looked lost
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:33:01 pm
I bent to stroke him
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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:33:25 pm
and he growled at me
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:34:09 pm

I jumped in shock and

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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:35:15 pm
dropped my ice lolly
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:36:12 pm
A man appeared and asked
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Post by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:36:35 pm
Why I wasn't naked
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:39:27 pm
'I'm shy', I said, 'but
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 03, 2006, 09:39:58 pm
the dog is nude
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Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:40:19 pm
and if you pay me
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Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:41:10 pm

I'll whip 'em out

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 09:44:31 pm
and make your eyes water
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 09:45:59 pm

'You're not shy!' I giggled

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 03, 2006, 10:24:12 pm
"It's a python" he said.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 03, 2006, 10:40:02 pm

'Does it spit poison?'

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 03, 2006, 11:21:37 pm
"no, it's made of chocolate"
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 08:39:58 am

'Let me have a lick!'

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 09:08:01 am
"Ughh, it's mouldy!"


Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 09:44:23 am
'Damn, that ruddy salmonella!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: minty on July 04, 2006, 12:24:27 pm
Moments later Bounty felt ill.
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 12:29:23 pm
Ill got up and left.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 12:58:59 pm
The man stood alone, naked
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 01:02:40 pm
the tide was coming in
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 01:04:15 pm
Would his chocolate python melt?
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 04, 2006, 01:09:56 pm

He could see  a ship

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 01:16:16 pm
With an all female crew
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 01:51:23 pm

which made him drool

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Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 02:03:42 pm
Spit dripped onto his phython
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 02:30:52 pm
More and more dripped until
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Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 02:30:55 pm
it suddenly went flacid






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Title: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 02:32:27 pm
and melted into the sand.
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Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 02:38:54 pm
and bubbled away


Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 02:40:21 pm
'My chocolate sword!', he cried
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 02:41:38 pm
A bushel of crabs appeared
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Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 02:42:52 pm
'Oh not again', he groaned
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 04, 2006, 03:07:22 pm
The crabs ran toward him
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Post by: goldencup on July 04, 2006, 03:12:01 pm
waving their pincers threateningly
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Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 05:01:29 pm
In desperation, he grabbed a
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Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 05:06:00 pm
couple of rocks 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 04, 2006, 05:30:37 pm
and threw them
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 04, 2006, 05:37:07 pm
at a passing bus
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 06:10:15 pm
which crashed
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Post by: oldspice on July 04, 2006, 06:50:52 pm
into the crabs
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Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 06:52:11 pm
and crushed them


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Post by: on July 04, 2006, 06:56:42 pm
Into the back seat.
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Post by: oldspice on July 04, 2006, 08:19:27 pm

"It's a smash and crab!"

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 08:21:19 pm
take what you can
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 08:21:44 pm

Said the man, laughing.

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 08:49:19 pm
From the carnage there emerged
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Post by: kevvosa on July 04, 2006, 09:09:08 pm
a new willy 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 09:11:58 pm
'Hi, I'm Willy Smith'
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 04, 2006, 09:26:21 pm

the chocolate salesman

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 09:29:47 pm
Can I interest you in
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Post by: oldspice on July 04, 2006, 09:38:23 pm

my wares?

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 09:43:36 pm
'Can I nibble your Crunchie?'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 09:47:26 pm

or gobble your Double Decker?

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 10:12:58 pm
'I don't do free samples'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 10:45:17 pm
"two-poon fifty", he said.
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Post by: smurfboy on July 04, 2006, 11:48:49 pm

'Two and it's a deal!'

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Post by: loulou on July 05, 2006, 01:09:42 am
"I accept Visa " he said.
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Post by: on July 05, 2006, 08:15:57 am
....but it's chip and pin'.
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Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:26:32 am
'Gosh, I've forgotten my PIN!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:27:25 am
'No PIN - No Crunchie, sorry!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:27:50 am
The man began to cry
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:30:45 am

But his attention was taken

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:31:09 am
by a sixthformer in uniform
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:31:45 am
'Hi', said the girl.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:32:13 am
'Forget the Crunchie'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:32:31 am
said the man.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:40:03 am

'I know you'

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Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:40:22 am
Said the salesman, pulling off
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:40:54 am

His mask. 


'Black Knight!'

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 09:41:26 am
Exclaimed Bounty. 
Title: Story Game
Post by: minty on July 05, 2006, 10:52:21 am
 "That's my daughter hands off!"minty38903.4120949074
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 05, 2006, 12:32:26 pm
'She looked old enough though!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on July 05, 2006, 12:49:53 pm
"Have you seen my Toblerone?"
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 05, 2006, 05:48:43 pm

Amendment to Rules of Story Game:


Please do not reply to your own posts!

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 05, 2006, 05:58:32 pm
I would have thought that was obvious - but apparently not to some...
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 05, 2006, 06:17:15 pm

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
"Have you seen my Toblerone?"




no, it's melted

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 06, 2006, 12:55:42 am
This story game was not put here so certain people could talk about schoolgirls.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 06, 2006, 01:10:19 am

Quote from: kevvosa
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
"Have you seen my Toblerone?"


no, it's melted


'I've got some CDM Almond...'

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 06, 2006, 01:12:07 am
if you're a nut lover
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Post by: smurfboy on July 06, 2006, 01:18:50 am

'Is it salmonella free?'

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 06, 2006, 02:15:45 am
"Semolina free?"
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 06, 2006, 08:05:44 am

four, five, six, seven...

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 06, 2006, 08:57:14 am
House!
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 08, 2006, 08:28:01 pm
At that moment in walked
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 09, 2006, 01:58:12 pm
His long-lost brother Dermot
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Post by: on July 09, 2006, 02:13:14 pm

''Dermot is it really you?!!!'

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 09, 2006, 07:25:09 pm
"Didn't my dress fool you?"
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 09, 2006, 07:31:55 pm
"No, I already knew" 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 09, 2006, 08:45:22 pm
"What about my implants?"
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 09, 2006, 11:42:55 pm
"I thought you'd gained weight"
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 10, 2006, 03:17:49 pm
'It's Dermotina now, not Dermot'.
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 10, 2006, 07:13:57 pm
Well congratulations Dermotina!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 10, 2006, 07:15:41 pm
'I'm proud you're my sister'.
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 10, 2006, 07:38:09 pm
"But here's the big surprise..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2006, 11:33:11 pm
"I'm really your mother"
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 10, 2006, 11:39:25 pm
"With three breasts"


Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 10, 2006, 11:44:38 pm
Have you got triple points?
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2006, 11:47:20 pm
"That's not a third breast"
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Post by: on July 10, 2006, 11:49:16 pm
What is it then?
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2006, 11:51:06 pm
It's a growth
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 12:05:22 am
Rub this. It grows too.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 11, 2006, 12:11:00 am
Don't say that to mummy.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 12:14:21 am
Pinnochio started to cry.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 11, 2006, 12:32:51 am
but his tears were fake
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Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 12:44:00 pm
The lying little bastard.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Jules Grimm on July 11, 2006, 02:56:15 pm
A wooden boy can't cry
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Post by: kevvosa on July 11, 2006, 04:40:32 pm
but his nose can grow


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Post by: Jules Grimm on July 11, 2006, 05:13:38 pm
longer the more he lies
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 11, 2006, 05:48:45 pm
Then, suddenly, he dropped dead.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 06:47:20 pm
'No!' cried Dermotina, collapsing in
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
a bowl of tapioca
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 09:49:41 pm
'Damn, this dress is new!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 09:53:14 pm
Dry clean, said the label
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 10:04:56 pm
"I will sue Sketchley's"
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 10:10:17 pm
All of a sudden, there
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 10:16:18 pm
was a bang- sphincter collapsed Black-Knight38909.8872685185
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 10:18:40 pm
"Nurse!  nurse!"
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Post by: on July 11, 2006, 10:59:50 pm
My kingdom for a nurse.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 11:10:13 pm
"My planet for a schoolgirl."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 11:28:52 pm
Tell you what, I'll swap
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 11:30:35 pm
said poshpaws
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 11:35:07 pm

A schoolgirl for your Toblerone

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 11, 2006, 11:37:02 pm
Has she got triangular b's?
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 11, 2006, 11:43:03 pm

No, but she's cheap and

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 11, 2006, 11:53:48 pm
clean behind the ears
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 12:03:46 am
'It's a deal!' he cried
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:04:58 am

In walked Noel Edmonds.

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 12, 2006, 12:07:40 am
"Posh paws!" he cried
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:09:10 am
and Cheggars.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 12, 2006, 12:35:57 am
He had a small toblerone.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:40:47 am
as everyone seen on tv
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 12, 2006, 12:41:57 am
"Big deal", said Edmonds
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:42:51 am
then his wig fell off
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 12:45:35 am
and run away with cheegers...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 12:56:32 am
'Come back Wiggy!' yelled Noel
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:57:37 am
but it ran so fast
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Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 12:58:03 am
Noel burst into tears and
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 12:59:51 am
then prince phipple apper adn siad... 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2006, 12:59:57 am
fell to the ground
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 01:01:30 am

then prince phipple apper adn siad
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 12, 2006, 08:05:38 am
"Take me to yur ledra"
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 06:03:13 pm
noel look strange at him, then suddley 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 07:27:11 pm
He pulled out a Gotcha
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 07:32:25 pm
and phipple siad " what the is thsi you **** weird Ginger ****ing ,  *****, I have done anything!" 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 07:40:09 pm

How is that five words or less 623?

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 08:01:17 pm
I never knwo its only 5 words or less!! 



Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 12, 2006, 08:25:27 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
He pulled out a Gotcha


Blobbee, blobbee, blobbeeee!

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 08:44:35 pm

'I see pink spots everywhere...'

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 08:45:16 pm
oh god prince phipple is 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 12, 2006, 08:48:23 pm
'Dead! Quick, call the Queen!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 12, 2006, 09:03:43 pm
oh wait she suddnely dancing! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2006, 12:57:19 am
cos abba's  on the radio.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 01:16:07 am
so mr blobby & queen happly 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 03:41:48 pm
Ran off into the sunset
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 04:09:37 pm
and so King Blobby, 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 08:56:38 pm

Took over the world

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 09:00:24 pm
Leaving Prince Phipple stranded on
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:00:27 pm
of adventure in at chestington
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 09:03:00 pm
Which is worse than Peteborough
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:05:13 pm
and full of bus lanes
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 09:08:11 pm
"Yes, quick, stop the bus!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:09:36 pm

so the queen can get 

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Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:10:06 pm
'A Prince, reduced to this!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:11:45 pm
then suddley a cow jumped
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:15:35 pm
Into the bus's path, causing
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2006, 09:21:45 pm
the driver to scream.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:24:55 pm
with laugerter!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:31:51 pm
He lost control, running into
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 09:32:32 pm
A large cactus impaling the
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 13, 2006, 09:32:45 pm

a river of chocolate

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:33:28 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
A large cactus impaling the


Cow like a giant kebab

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 09:34:37 pm
Moooo! yelled the cow..
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:35:03 pm
and cover it with choclate ( - for oldspice) 
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Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:35:53 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Moooo! yelled the cow..


The conductor collapsed in shock

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:36:45 pm
 then barrymore reappered out nowwhere
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 13, 2006, 09:41:13 pm

"Anyone fancy as swim?!" he asked

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 09:42:09 pm

The crowd rapidly dispersed

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 09:47:53 pm
so the queen was plaesed
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 13, 2006, 09:57:52 pm
as punch
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:03:42 pm
She celebrated by throwing a
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2006, 10:11:33 pm

corgi

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Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:12:40 pm
Up in the air, screaming
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:13:23 pm
the cogie was do a 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2006, 10:28:01 pm
somersault.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:29:45 pm
and he was given

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Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:29:53 pm

Passers-by threw coins

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 10:30:58 pm
And applauded loudly
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:31:34 pm
noel , wig, cheeger where shocked 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:32:49 pm
By the appearance of a
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 10:33:45 pm
Purple giraffe
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:35:32 pm
do a tap dacne routenn 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 10:36:43 pm
Then Bruce Forsyth turned up
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:44:42 pm
Nice to see you to see you nice
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:45:48 pm
5 WORDS ONLY!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:53:04 pm
only used 4 word syou never siad I can;t repeat them!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 13, 2006, 10:54:04 pm
Don't try and get clever 623
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2006, 10:55:28 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Then Bruce Forsyth turned up


with anthea redfern

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:55:44 pm
cleaver> i;m not cleaver 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 13, 2006, 10:56:14 pm
and ghoset the of 
Title: Story Game
Post by: chockie babe on July 14, 2006, 08:16:50 pm
"only if you'll
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 14, 2006, 08:32:43 pm

Quote from: 623058
and the ghoset of 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 15, 2006, 12:57:16 am
william shatner!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 02:37:29 pm
Having died moments before in
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 02:39:10 pm
an explosion of ridiculous proportions...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 02:40:19 pm
The ghost brought a message
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 02:40:58 pm
" I am the ghost of...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 02:46:45 pm
Story game past...
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 15, 2006, 02:53:08 pm

"Beware of BK, he's a...

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 03:25:51 pm
Cadbury spokesman in disguise!
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 15, 2006, 04:33:53 pm

not to mention..

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2006, 04:40:30 pm
The secret leader of
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 15, 2006, 07:29:13 pm
Gary Glitter's gang
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 16, 2006, 01:28:24 pm

Lock up the schoolgirls!

Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 16, 2006, 02:06:22 pm
sang Bounty, tunelessly.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 16, 2006, 02:08:26 pm
Then pop ideal van appred! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 16, 2006, 02:21:58 pm

and out jumped

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 16, 2006, 02:23:07 pm
a black cat
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 16, 2006, 02:24:20 pm
" pussin boat my name,  I 'll
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 16, 2006, 08:26:43 pm
..."spank your ass with sandpaper!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 16, 2006, 08:31:14 pm
his blushe,  I never know
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 01:48:36 pm
what's coming next with you.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 01:55:54 pm
All of a sudden
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 02:21:31 pm
there was a crack
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 02:30:03 pm
In the pavement. Out came
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 02:33:04 pm
the man in the moon
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 17, 2006, 02:35:23 pm
and several black rats
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 02:37:15 pm
'It's the apocalypse!' cried Mildred
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 02:39:14 pm
"Yes dear" said George.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 02:51:49 pm
'And I never tasted canteloupe!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 07:25:54 pm
"Or had rampant sex with..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 08:28:02 pm

Barry Manillow! That nose suggests

Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:28:56 pm
"her name was lola, she..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 08:34:11 pm
was a whore, like you!
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:35:17 pm
"I'm a whore just because..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 08:39:40 pm

The money's so good

Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:40:46 pm
"give me a tenner. i'll..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 08:41:27 pm
be yours for the hour!
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:42:11 pm
"Only an hour? I expected..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 08:43:20 pm
'The whole night! For £15
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:44:28 pm
"Well, here's the shocking part!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 08:51:16 pm
my knickers are electrified.
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 17, 2006, 08:52:35 pm
"So are mine, baby!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 08:53:11 pm
The spark of life!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:04:17 pm

Talk about sizzling sex...

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 09:06:08 pm
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:06:40 pm
Oh my god, you're right!
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 09:08:39 pm
Hot stuff, baby.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:11:51 pm
Fetch an extinguisher! My bits
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 17, 2006, 09:22:36 pm
of
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 17, 2006, 09:23:28 pm
bum fluff have gone crunchy
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:24:05 pm
Mildred fled the scene, disgusted.
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 17, 2006, 09:27:47 pm
"Chocolate! chocolate! my fortune for ...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:28:24 pm
A Cabana! Or failing that...
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 17, 2006, 09:30:52 pm

a good stiff

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:31:42 pm
Bicerin!' To a resounding silence
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 17, 2006, 09:39:20 pm

she fell on her knees


 

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:42:21 pm

And prayed to Reverend Moon

Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 17, 2006, 09:44:40 pm
for Five Boys
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 17, 2006, 09:58:35 pm
Take That preferably!
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 17, 2006, 11:33:38 pm
And she did.
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 18, 2006, 04:01:31 am
But she got Boyzone instead.
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 18, 2006, 07:59:09 am
"life's a bitch" she yelled
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 12:53:20 pm
And then she died.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 01:33:04 pm
It was sometime later when
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 01:34:07 pm
Her corpse was found by
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 18, 2006, 03:24:30 pm
Noel, queen, Mr blooy, Slaper, adn
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 05:54:37 pm

devoured voraciously.

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 18, 2006, 05:59:56 pm
who! , as there look inquestaily
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 08:35:23 pm

'I wish I'd stayed home'

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 18, 2006, 08:57:12 pm
siad the cat and
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 09:23:33 pm
licked itself.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 18, 2006, 09:46:44 pm
It had a fur ball
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 10:12:01 pm
Up its arse
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 10:22:08 pm
which was quite painful, causing
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 10:24:34 pm
Projectile vomiting, covering the crowd
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 10:31:21 pm
Who swooned in disgust and
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 18, 2006, 10:38:33 pm
started dancing the jive
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 11:13:23 pm
To applause from passers by
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 18, 2006, 11:14:29 pm
who then began to cry


Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 11:15:24 pm
As rain fell from the sky
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 18, 2006, 11:15:49 pm
along with meat pies


Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 18, 2006, 11:16:51 pm
In the distance, a scream
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 18, 2006, 11:18:01 pm
"Please, not in my face!"


Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 18, 2006, 11:18:13 pm
as msytrarou glow start getting 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 18, 2006, 11:20:09 pm
bigger and hotter


Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 18, 2006, 11:27:07 pm
adn people become aroused    ((((((men going pin/ up))))))
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 18, 2006, 11:55:43 pm
and then it rained


Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 19, 2006, 12:11:23 am
cats and dogs
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 19, 2006, 12:13:03 am
until suddenly
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 12:13:33 am
so, off to blayshagme ave
Title: Story Game
Post by: nightowl17 on July 19, 2006, 12:43:27 am
on the 47 bus
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 12:45:24 am
when there avrrived, got 69's
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 19, 2006, 12:47:50 am
from mr whippy
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 12:52:49 am
with lot of sacey act
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 19, 2006, 12:53:51 am
and frogs juice
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 12:56:58 am
so back to our story........
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 19, 2006, 02:24:15 am
And they all lived happily...
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 19, 2006, 07:56:34 am
in a paper bag
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 19, 2006, 12:58:20 pm
Because the vinegar bottle broke
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 04:35:38 pm
because there got wisp stings
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 19, 2006, 06:19:56 pm
the paper bag tore, however.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 07:15:03 pm
the vinger stop, wisp pain..
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 19, 2006, 10:23:11 pm
it was a misspelling bee
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 19, 2006, 11:43:06 pm
but the uions weren;t happy! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 20, 2006, 03:06:41 am
they started a picket line
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 08:01:45 am
dance
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 01:50:38 pm
singin, shwing to your left....
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 01:51:18 pm
Do the Hillbilly Rock...
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 02:06:10 pm
stick a chicken in the air....
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 05:28:47 pm
and climb every mountain
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 07:12:01 pm
sudduntly.... nijar monkeys burst in
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 20, 2006, 07:30:42 pm
armed with ketchup bottles 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 07:38:36 pm
and bedsocks
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 07:40:58 pm
'This is war!' they cried
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 07:45:09 pm
we demand all your.,..
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 07:45:49 pm
Chocolate and nubile virgins
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 07:47:02 pm
"Oh no! Not the bedsocks!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 07:48:20 pm
as well, as ther look 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 07:53:05 pm
"nubile virgins to the left...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 07:55:26 pm

Dirty whores to the right!

Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 07:57:19 pm
piggies in the middle
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 08:24:56 pm
We'll burn fatties for fuel!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 08:39:58 pm
a a raosting fire! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 08:42:16 pm
'We surrender!' cried George, cowering
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 08:43:19 pm
monkey No relation to bobo! ( micheal jackson Ex monkey) 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 09:17:46 pm
"I'm forever blowing bubbles" he sang
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 09:35:31 pm
thats my act siad - queen!
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:13:26 pm

"Off with their heads!"

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 11:13:59 pm
I need a good laugh! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:16:10 pm
Get out your tickling stick!
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:17:35 pm
and swat a Diddy Man
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:18:54 pm
Buy a tattie, missus?
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:20:30 pm

"ayeup mother, put'em away!"

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:21:23 pm
A penis? No! Happiness.
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:22:17 pm
 and the story deepens....
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:23:54 pm
whilst the plot thickens.
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 11:25:33 pm
Susan, Dick and Bella recoiled ..
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 20, 2006, 11:28:10 pm
as one would have expected.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 20, 2006, 11:50:40 pm
there was more to follow.....
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 21, 2006, 06:51:27 pm
as Dick, Susan and Bella ..
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 06:52:29 pm
sundduntly and very cuniunly 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 21, 2006, 09:53:22 pm
opened a box of crackerjack
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 10:01:29 pm
which continad a dealdy
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 21, 2006, 10:03:51 pm
rancid fart instead of popcorn
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 10:17:21 pm
which instaely made everyone start 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 21, 2006, 10:19:47 pm
to sing for joy
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 21, 2006, 10:21:09 pm
of the queen beening
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 09:25:27 am

"Of the the queen bee ning"'


'Ning no more', said...

Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 22, 2006, 09:31:48 am
suddenly, everyone was talking bollocks...
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 09:33:44 am
but enjoying it nevertheless
Title: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on July 22, 2006, 09:33:58 am

and lived happily ever after.


THE END


Shall we start again?

Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 09:34:17 am
"Oh no cried Bounty, we've..."
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 22, 2006, 09:35:32 am
...run out of funny quips!"
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 11:55:54 am
Quote from: goldencup

and lived happily ever after.


THE END


Shall we start again?



Yes please

Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 01:13:12 pm
Once, in the wilds of Essex,
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 01:18:22 pm
Lived a mad old harridan
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 01:21:52 pm
and her simple son Donny
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 01:23:15 pm
Whom the villagers mocked
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 01:31:26 pm
as there never had lasted


(( also what is an harridan]
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 01:42:02 pm

Harridan - Vicious old woman

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 01:45:16 pm
(( well this change my post then! )

ok let start with smufy last post

Who th e villeges mock::

----

as she never seen......

Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 02:18:34 pm
because of his love for
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 02:21:51 pm
The beauty from the mill
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 02:23:11 pm
whose name was Cabana
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 02:25:39 pm

She never noticed poor Donny

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 02:27:08 pm
an his freind jack Stud 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 02:29:29 pm
Would always get the girls
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 02:34:03 pm
until one unfortgatble eveing
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 02:34:34 pm
When Cabana was stranded with
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 02:37:30 pm
a monkey, telegraph-pole, whisk, and
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 04:43:41 pm
an egg timer for luck
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 04:45:29 pm
he and jack held hands 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 04:48:19 pm
under the table
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 05:04:23 pm
while having a sercet affair
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 05:13:09 pm
A scandal that rocked town
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 05:14:02 pm
but still jack saw girls..
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on July 22, 2006, 05:17:18 pm
He was riddled with disease
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 05:22:11 pm
and the had something speical 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 05:53:01 pm
up their sleeves
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 05:58:19 pm
to get trid of it! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 22, 2006, 08:17:25 pm
It was called Chocolate Claw
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 08:19:59 pm
whihc eat all the deisae
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 09:24:16 pm
apart from in his bum
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 22, 2006, 09:48:15 pm
which wil cause a hugh 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 10:52:21 pm
a hole in his arse
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:23:00 pm
and make his back ache
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 22, 2006, 11:25:02 pm
so his sister does all 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:29:29 pm
the wiping
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 22, 2006, 11:45:59 pm
, so the village decied to 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:46:33 pm
have  a collection and buy
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:47:29 pm
a new ring piece
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:49:22 pm
from a factory in Israel
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 22, 2006, 11:52:43 pm
for someoen prince ablert
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:54:41 pm
and mother theresa
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 22, 2006, 11:56:54 pm
spent her days pimping
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 22, 2006, 11:57:36 pm
in Knightsbridge along with
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 22, 2006, 11:59:33 pm
casrt of eastneder,
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:00:08 am
typically wendy richards wants to..
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:00:52 am
spin her self cheaply 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:01:11 am
and she is wearing
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:01:46 am
Lou Beale's shawl.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:02:19 am

Along comes Mohammed Al fayed

Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:04:21 am
boxer , but as she look
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:15:08 am
little willy popped out
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:15:30 am
from under her skirt
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:17:40 am

Ethel fainted.

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:18:13 am
Luckily wendy had smelling salts
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:18:37 am
he had grow quite big 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:18:55 am
it was Arthur's ashes!
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:19:25 am
from the allotment
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:19:59 am
or either cheap herbo tea! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:20:30 am
Ethel slowly came around
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:20:59 am
with willy cuddling her
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:21:36 am
tears were in her eyes
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:22:34 am
and  lump in her throat
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:22:53 am
She started to cough
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:23:33 am
up a hair ball
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:23:59 am
the size of a pig
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:25:05 am
tail, adn a strange goo
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:25:33 am
wendy got out a handkerchief
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:26:47 am
out pop a tiger! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:27:15 am
she wiped it away
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:28:18 am
then another, apperd and a 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:29:03 am
giant porpoise from israel
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:33:55 am
got stuck between eaithal legs
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:34:52 am
her legs were wooden
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:35:28 am
so the rcaught fire 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:36:10 am
wendy fetched some water
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 12:36:13 am
she got a roasting
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 12:36:58 am

wendy threw on some potatoes


 

Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 12:37:04 am
she never felt more alive" 
Title: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on July 23, 2006, 08:18:24 am
then the harridan appeared
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 11:21:13 am
Pat sashayed into view.
Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 23, 2006, 04:22:38 pm
then corrire flok turn up
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 07:14:29 pm
expecting a party
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 07:22:27 pm
but got grump villages instead
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 07:51:20 pm
Victor Meldrew was the leader
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 08:10:21 pm
along with Felicity Kendall
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:14:03 pm
there had a baby called...
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 08:14:42 pm
Hattie Jacques with ginger hair
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:15:18 pm
Gillian McKeefer was the twinBlack-Knight38921.8025231482
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:15:56 pm
so there complein about the
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 23, 2006, 08:20:03 pm
lack of farleys rusks
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:23:54 pm
and WIne with cock in 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:51:13 pm

Wine with cock in!

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 08:53:04 pm
all wine has cock in them 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 23, 2006, 08:58:29 pm
  Gosh, I've missed them so far!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 09:00:56 pm
well how does the wine NOT FALL OUT THEN> 
Title: Story Game
Post by: cherrybomb on July 23, 2006, 10:24:00 pm
Hey, i'm new. This looks like a fun forum..may i join? Cherry.x
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 23, 2006, 10:33:31 pm
you all reald have 
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Post by: oldspice on July 24, 2006, 08:55:20 am
What a great name, Cherrybomb.
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Post by: wjp666 on July 24, 2006, 11:59:56 am
abruptly, the sound ceased
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 12:34:34 pm
And in the distance
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Post by: wjp666 on July 24, 2006, 12:41:11 pm
a solitary figure emerged
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 06:37:47 pm
it was Shakin Stevens with
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 06:48:23 pm
his fat unattractive wife
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 06:54:50 pm
she was wearing a kaftan
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:01:30 pm
To disguise her deformed breasts
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:02:11 pm
that she had had enlarged
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:04:32 pm
To keep Shaky from straying
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:05:07 pm
unfortunately the op went wrong
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:20:32 pm
And they turned bright purple
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:21:20 pm

with yellow spots

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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:29:08 pm

She was offered a  job

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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:31:00 pm
That's 6 words.
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:33:13 pm
Cut one out then.
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:34:38 pm
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She was offered a  job



in the circus

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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:36:43 pm



But she preferred hiding in

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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:37:56 pm
the big tent with the
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:38:28 pm
flap for her huge head
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:39:58 pm
covered in curls
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:40:50 pm
In a lovely dark green
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:41:35 pm
tree far far away
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:42:37 pm
In the enchanted forest
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:45:17 pm
amongst the pixies and elves
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:47:40 pm
Who thought her purple breasts
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:48:07 pm
were giant mushrooms
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:49:13 pm
For them to feast upon
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:49:37 pm
but soon they realised
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 07:50:09 pm
Her breasts tasted like
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 07:50:58 pm
big fatty lumps of lard
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 07:54:39 pm
but skary thourgh I'll lick 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:10:46 pm
Eh?
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:11:20 pm
big fatty lumps of lard
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:12:07 pm
And switched back to nuts
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:12:37 pm
for the nutritional value
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:13:32 pm
Leaving Mrs Shaky to
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:14:21 pm
sit alone in her tent
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:17:11 pm
Bemoaning her breast bamboozlement
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:18:00 pm
and listening to shaky sing
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:20:53 pm
vicoter ( meldrew) was so shocked at 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:22:18 pm
Where did Victor Meldrew come from?
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:23:53 pm
behind the green door
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:24:38 pm
what do you mean he coem with th villege's and that woman form "good life" and there had a baby, remember a few pages back he here with here and the corrie flok and some other people ! 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:27:54 pm
I must have missed a page!
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 08:28:29 pm

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vicoter ( meldrew) was so shocked at 


the sight, he collapsed on

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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:33:15 pm
shaken wasn;t HAPPY and started 
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:35:52 pm
jumping up and down
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:36:53 pm
like a monkey, the newspapers
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:37:51 pm
were hot on the heels
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:38:21 pm
of a jiuicy news story 
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:38:48 pm
about shakin and his wife
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:41:58 pm
just like tommery sheredine!
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 08:42:18 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 08:51:26 pm
LOOK HERE 
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Post by: on July 24, 2006, 09:14:49 pm
It was a tearful event.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 09:15:48 pm
but great news story!
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Post by: loulou on July 24, 2006, 09:59:20 pm
When the circus was over
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 10:37:14 pm
but the woman wener't happy
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Post by: on July 24, 2006, 11:00:32 pm
Victor tried breakdancing
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 11:08:22 pm
then he tried plate spinning
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Post by: smurfboy on July 24, 2006, 11:41:31 pm
Margaret and Mrs Warboys despaired
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 24, 2006, 11:45:42 pm
THEN feliety adn Margert stried. ( as margert and feilty - one fomr GOOD LIFE both have kids to him for you info smufy ) 
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Post by: loulou on July 25, 2006, 12:06:04 am
as the plates smashed
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 12:12:58 am
YOUR hushy! then started to 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 25, 2006, 04:06:29 am
devour his own head.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 12:04:21 pm
but stop when a Hunky
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Post by: wjp666 on July 25, 2006, 06:59:47 pm
chunky almond intervened.
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Post by: smurfboy on July 25, 2006, 07:12:20 pm
'A fruit and nut case!'
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Post by: wjp666 on July 25, 2006, 07:15:43 pm
'you only get a hug...'
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Post by: on July 25, 2006, 07:16:09 pm
Marvewous said Frank Muir.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 25, 2006, 08:28:54 pm
frank muirm he died there...... 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 26, 2006, 03:54:24 pm
and they buried him quickly.
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Post by: smurfboy on July 26, 2006, 06:31:19 pm
The celebrities all left immediately
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 08:33:24 pm
leave the villege with tons....
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Post by: on July 26, 2006, 10:06:51 pm
of Fw**k Muiwisms.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 10:16:59 pm
what" siad one for them, 
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Post by: Freddie on July 26, 2006, 11:14:33 pm

 


 i didn't quite catch that

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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 26, 2006, 11:40:17 pm
then a tv van appered
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Post by: Freddie on July 27, 2006, 05:26:47 am
the back door opened and..
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Post by: oldspice on July 27, 2006, 09:26:25 am
Jimmy Saville jumped out wearing
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 03:00:34 pm
a pear of speedos
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 03:07:24 pm
made of crimplene
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Post by: oldspice on July 27, 2006, 03:37:20 pm
in violent pink and purple
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 03:55:52 pm
trimmed with black lace
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:06:00 pm
A woman fainted in horror
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 04:12:59 pm
she recognised them as hers
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:21:15 pm
'Thief!' she cried, waving her
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 04:21:43 pm
matching bra in the airloulou38925.6403935185
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:23:24 pm
A burly policeman stepped forward
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 04:23:41 pm
and grabbed the bra
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:24:46 pm
'Exhibit A', he said, pushing
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Post by: loulou on July 27, 2006, 04:25:52 pm
out his chest
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:27:46 pm
and making a run at Jimmy
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 04:35:45 pm
who jump on his powered
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:38:02 pm

rocket, flying to the moon

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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 04:40:30 pm
the poilceman wasn't amused!
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 04:42:16 pm
Nor was the woman, who
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 04:50:24 pm
chase after him on her 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:00:08 pm
Flying scooter made from cheese
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:02:07 pm
sticks and cows farts
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:03:03 pm

A crowd gathered to watch

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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:06:46 pm
as she started to go 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:09:13 pm
purple in the face
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:10:11 pm
along with the villege WHo
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:10:44 pm
Feared the apocalypse was here
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:12:13 pm
but actualy turn out to..
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:24:27 pm
Be the dawn of Nirvana
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:25:10 pm
AGAIN (looking unhapply)  there all shouted!
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 05:36:28 pm
It's the age of Aquarius!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 05:38:26 pm
No it not shouted jimmy..
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 06:19:03 pm
'It's the age of Saville!'
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 06:22:10 pm
well  siad the policeman what..
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 06:22:40 pm
Makes you think we care?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 06:26:35 pm
he was arrest by inspecter!
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 08:55:27 pm
Closeau, who had arrived unexpectedly
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 09:10:31 pm
and Mechilee from allo allo, 
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Post by: on July 27, 2006, 09:30:21 pm
"Listen very carefully I'll say...."
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 27, 2006, 09:52:03 pm
this only once! the inspecter
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 11:10:35 pm
said, before he was stopped
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Post by: oldspice on July 27, 2006, 11:14:29 pm
by Phyllis riding a space hopper
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Post by: smurfboy on July 27, 2006, 11:15:18 pm
'Pip pip Inspector' she cried
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Post by: oldspice on July 27, 2006, 11:28:44 pm
then she vermeered to the left
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 12:05:17 am
the spirts but voka wa 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:00:42 am
exploded in her face 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:01:43 am
spacehopper went everywhere
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:04:10 am
and threw her into space 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:04:40 am
Phyliss screamed with fright
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:07:16 am
wishing she had some vermeer
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:07:43 am
but atleast she had bicerin
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:08:04 am
which would surely kill her
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:08:28 am
if she drank it all
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:09:09 am
so she took a sip 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:09:28 am
and then another and another
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:10:08 am
and began to feel ill 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:11:23 am
very depressed and suicidal
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:12:07 am
so she went online 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:15:30 am
and joined a chocolate forum
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:15:55 am
and posted her crap 
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2006, 01:17:10 am
for all to see and
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 01:51:01 pm
she drank whilst typing
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Post by: wjp666 on July 28, 2006, 02:43:17 pm
spilt vodka over the keyboard
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 03:50:50 pm
anyways, the victor, insecepter, villiage's
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 05:08:35 pm
all had the day off


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 05:24:10 pm
cos there rid phyle form 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 10:44:47 pm
they celebrated with champagne


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 10:55:16 pm
and got drunk!

THE END

what GRATE STORY

( NEXT WEEK New story " jack, jill, the pill and the man next door")

who want to start the next on

Title: Story Game
Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:07:58 pm
but now for today new story Title, Humpy dumpty and claims dicert

anyways

one day in teh TAX que
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:08:02 pm
a bald man


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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:08:39 pm
in the Tax office que
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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:09:23 pm

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a bald man


with No wigs anywherw
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:09:59 pm
met a bald woman 
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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:11:40 pm
who just won the Lotto
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:12:49 pm
so they went to hers 
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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:14:32 pm
but on the way there
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:16:04 pm
she slipped on a banana
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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:18:01 pm
and fill into a comber! 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:19:04 pm
and said "oh dear!" 
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Post by: morgan on July 28, 2006, 11:20:32 pm
Now that a dear pointing
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:20:58 pm
with a walking stick 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:21:40 pm
as the old lady help
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:25:42 pm
pull her out 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:31:22 pm
then, alvin Stardust appered
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Post by: kevvosa on July 28, 2006, 11:49:35 pm
and said hello 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 28, 2006, 11:56:58 pm
remember the green cross code 
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Post by: on July 29, 2006, 11:21:07 am
He said wearing gimp suit.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 12:32:40 pm
he suit was quite rorealinmg
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 02:09:05 pm

and something fell out





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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 03:17:59 pm
"oh that quite big"  (there both siad)
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 07:10:01 pm
but suddenly it went flacid 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 07:22:25 pm
that always happenbs"
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 07:24:01 pm
and a raisin popped out 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 07:49:18 pm
then a cat, sink, telegrapge-pole
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 07:53:02 pm
until it exploded! 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 07:57:05 pm
the suit that was, 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 08:59:27 pm
which contained a package 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 09:02:31 pm
ahh you a spy now (
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:19:52 pm
with a secret apendage 
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:20:27 pm
and a shiny silver suitcase
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:20:50 pm
with flashing lights on
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:21:51 pm
and fitted with an alarm
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:24:04 pm
that suddenly went off 
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:26:07 pm
when it rained
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 09:34:24 pm
why alvin what happened>
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:34:26 pm
and rain it did! 
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:35:10 pm
The alarm rang so loud
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:37:40 pm
that the apendage exploded 
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:38:18 pm
all over the place
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:38:42 pm
cream went everywhere 
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:39:17 pm
and the traffic all stopped
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:44:12 pm
everyone got out
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Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2006, 09:45:21 pm
and ran for the hills
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 09:47:26 pm
cas avlin strarted singing...  Pretend...
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:49:09 pm
so somenone shot him 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2006, 09:49:47 pm
'Is he dead?' cried
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:51:41 pm
Phyllis Bermann, his wife


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Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2006, 09:53:36 pm
'I'm sorry Phyllis, but yes'.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 09:55:14 pm
then gunman SHOT HERE, HORAY 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 09:55:50 pm
"I'll go drink some Vermeer"
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on July 29, 2006, 09:57:09 pm
phyliss's funeral was funny
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 09:58:17 pm
espeical as aviln LIVED - buletpoft 
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Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2006, 10:07:21 pm
He danced on Phyllis's grave
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:08:10 pm
suddunlty her GHOST COME BACK 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:19:33 pm
a glass in one hand 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:21:15 pm
and a pip pip waaaaay 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:22:24 pm
back into hell 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:23:20 pm
quicky get that guy of tv!
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:24:29 pm
to capture the moment 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:25:40 pm
and we can make a mint! 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:26:57 pm
on "you've been framed!"


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:27:37 pm
and sell t-shirt aswell
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:36:21 pm
they broadcast it on BBC1


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:40:16 pm
so alvin started singing agiian
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:43:16 pm
and Phyllis' ghost screamed 


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:44:06 pm
ther horror the horror
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:44:58 pm
everyone ran away


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 29, 2006, 10:48:02 pm
and start bcouing on tarperlenes! 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 29, 2006, 10:56:18 pm
they went in the air


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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 12:04:13 am
and did a summer 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 30, 2006, 09:34:19 am
*sault and fell down


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Post by: on July 30, 2006, 01:43:29 pm
in amongst the dead men.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 04:28:31 pm
then the other 2 story 
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Post by: loulou on July 30, 2006, 06:55:15 pm
collapsed too
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 06:59:13 pm
in to a black hole
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Post by: loulou on July 30, 2006, 07:00:19 pm
which was extremely deep
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 07:03:06 pm
but it ate them anyway
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Post by: loulou on July 30, 2006, 07:40:05 pm
until they were no more.
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Post by: kevvosa on July 30, 2006, 07:41:08 pm
and they exploded 
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Post by: loulou on July 30, 2006, 07:44:28 pm
into thin air like fairydust
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 08:03:11 pm
but the fairys wern't happy! 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 30, 2006, 08:23:21 pm
so they beat them up 
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Post by: on July 30, 2006, 08:24:57 pm

fairynuff he said

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Post by: kevvosa on July 30, 2006, 08:25:45 pm
get out of here 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 09:44:40 pm
or els I wil turn


Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 09:46:37 pm
into the Snow Queen!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 09:50:34 pm
or even wosre: debbei megue! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 09:51:29 pm
That's magic! He said.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 09:54:16 pm
said Staint paul the Holeness
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 09:55:49 pm
Bob Holeness's brother.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 09:57:07 pm
But he never sodl E! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on July 30, 2006, 10:10:23 pm
A,C and the numbers 1.....
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 30, 2006, 10:11:45 pm
yuo get of his holeness! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on July 31, 2006, 02:57:55 pm
he started to cry 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 03:03:49 pm
cas he want his nap!
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 05:46:46 pm
and he had insomnia
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 07:49:45 pm
cas by listerning to phyles
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 07:50:28 pm
as did everyone else
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 07:51:12 pm
so, there dieced to build
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 07:52:18 pm
a gigantic statue of phillis!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 07:53:05 pm
but she died while in 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 07:58:07 pm
a plastic bag
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:00:51 pm
while getting transported there.
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:01:25 pm
"never mind", said everybody.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:04:36 pm
BUT THEN a flying car 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:05:34 pm
crash-landed right into...
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:09:01 pm
them killing them ALL! 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:10:03 pm
"what a shame", said everyone.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:10:54 pm
as ther ghost went to 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:12:04 pm
hell, for an eternity suffering!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:13:20 pm
but god had aother ideas! 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:13:58 pm
and made them all angels
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:15:46 pm
Devil angle, where snet back 
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Post by: wjp666 on July 31, 2006, 08:18:18 pm
"bollocks!" shouted god angrily.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 08:20:59 pm
as she did wrong again.
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Post by: kevvosa on July 31, 2006, 09:14:29 pm
he threw mud at her
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Post by: smurfboy on July 31, 2006, 09:51:31 pm
But he missed, hitting
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 10:04:10 pm
an apple tart! 
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Post by: kevvosa on July 31, 2006, 10:57:25 pm
that fell apart 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 11:34:54 pm
THE END

NEXT week wronderful story: two shot guns, a weeding and funeul and a big bear!

but now our new story: here its
!

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2006, 11:43:17 pm
we need a freash start away form that woman


Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 01, 2006, 01:22:05 pm
CHAPTER 1:

A UFO landed



Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 01, 2006, 01:25:14 pm
in the middle of Cheshire
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Post by: kevvosa on August 01, 2006, 03:06:09 pm
and the doors opened


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Post by: smurfboy on August 01, 2006, 04:20:21 pm
Out came a family of
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 01, 2006, 04:51:15 pm
televsion sets, (cousin of edener! ) 
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Post by: kevvosa on August 01, 2006, 05:31:20 pm
they made an announcement
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 01, 2006, 05:33:41 pm
well I never like that
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Post by: on August 01, 2006, 08:57:04 pm
said Mavis
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 01, 2006, 09:58:40 pm
are you sure? siad
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Post by: on August 01, 2006, 11:20:41 pm
suddenly Deputy Dawg appeared.
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 01, 2006, 11:30:43 pm
with a custard gun


Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 01, 2006, 11:33:23 pm
Roobarb was riding along too
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 02, 2006, 12:27:15 am
but he was saddle sore
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 12:28:10 am
so Hectoer put up with 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 02, 2006, 02:24:25 am
a large aardvark
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Post by: kevvosa on August 02, 2006, 03:49:57 pm
on his shoulder
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 04:00:53 pm
with Zaza behide him 
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Post by: kevvosa on August 02, 2006, 04:38:17 pm
wearing a pink hat


Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 05:49:04 pm
also

behide HER

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 02, 2006, 06:41:00 pm
with a green bag


Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 06:44:49 pm
TH EDNER Cousion shouted 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 02, 2006, 07:54:10 pm
Mine's a Twix
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 08:06:49 pm
depaty dog said mine a..a..a.a.
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 02, 2006, 09:04:00 pm
a Kitkat !


Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 09:16:02 pm
and rubard just wanted cusrted! 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 02, 2006, 10:27:05 pm

suddenly, to everyone's horror

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 02, 2006, 10:58:37 pm
deputy dawg farted
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 02, 2006, 11:02:06 pm
"Hey musky!" He shouted.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 02, 2006, 11:02:54 pm
"smell this"
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 02, 2006, 11:04:04 pm
"Foo-eee" Said Musky.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 02, 2006, 11:05:08 pm
Musky felt sick. (I thought it was Mutley)
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 02, 2006, 11:08:16 pm
He was sick. (No, he's a muscrat? Sp?)
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 02, 2006, 11:12:59 pm
zeze fainted into heactor hands 
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 03, 2006, 02:39:41 am
and his head exploded.
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 03, 2006, 02:10:55 pm
blood splattered everywhere
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 03, 2006, 03:23:36 pm
Ze ze wil never get it
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 03, 2006, 04:37:25 pm
so he cried 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 03, 2006, 05:31:13 pm
But CHorlton apper and made 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 03, 2006, 05:50:01 pm
him a sandwich 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 03, 2006, 06:00:43 pm
Kev( ZE ZE ) is a sh efrom Heactoer shouse)

TURN ME BACK OAT ONCE

Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 04, 2006, 09:10:52 pm
into a baguette
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 04, 2006, 09:11:44 pm
with boiled eggs
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 04, 2006, 09:33:55 pm
and a hint of rosemary.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 04, 2006, 09:47:18 pm
and thym
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 04, 2006, 10:25:46 pm
Gentlemen please, said the barmaid.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 04, 2006, 11:11:08 pm
just a cottin pick minture ( siad Deputy dog)
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 06, 2006, 10:04:39 pm
'This can't go on'.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 06, 2006, 10:18:41 pm
and on and on.
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 06, 2006, 11:10:32 pm
so lets stop it 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 06, 2006, 11:20:04 pm
so CHortlon made everyone gidde ->( very happy andn laughing)
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 07, 2006, 12:03:55 am

"Everyone out" shouted the barmaid

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 07, 2006, 12:08:45 am
so gidde,drunk people stared 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 07, 2006, 02:57:32 pm
the barmaid picked up a..
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 07, 2006, 05:34:44 pm
pint glass and smashed it
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 07, 2006, 07:28:02 pm
over chorlton, he started fire 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 07, 2006, 09:18:57 pm
so she put him out 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 07, 2006, 09:20:06 pm
but he was to mush for
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 07, 2006, 09:20:57 pm
her, so someone had to...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 07, 2006, 10:20:16 pm
Intervene by flashing her breasts
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 10:52:34 pm
It was Florence.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 10:53:07 pm
At which point Bounty was
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 10:57:05 pm
at the Billy Mill roundabout.
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:00:41 pm

'Taxi!', yelled Bounty at a

Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:01:40 pm
Montego bar. Nope said the
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:03:03 pm
lexicographer, for the last time
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:04:27 pm
before Deputy Dawg said
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:05:30 pm
uh ho!  Vince, fetch my
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 11:06:13 pm
seven-shooter.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 12:00:52 am
The ensuing chaos led to
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 12:35:01 am
a pub in Whitley bay
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 01:25:02 am

Being burnt by angry villagers

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 01:28:30 am
because the tv was broke
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Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 01:32:27 am

And they missed Emmerdale

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 01:33:43 am
farms plane crash episode
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Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 01:34:19 am
'Will Annie live?' cried Theresa.
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 01:34:59 am
and what about amos?
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 01:41:01 am
'Quiet!' yelled the policeman, hovering
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 01:43:56 am
in his yellow helicopter
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 01:31:16 pm
'You must leave. Head for...'
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 01:56:37 pm
BOUNTY'S MANSION, HE HAS A bounty hunter38937.5396990741
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 02:19:15 pm
bunker where you can hide
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 03:29:05 pm
but then pig flew bye
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 03:57:43 pm
smoking a cigar 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 04:02:46 pm
bouty look diappionted
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 04:48:37 pm
so he cried 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 05:02:31 pm
but the villege started wearing
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 05:34:36 pm
pink dresses and slippers 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 05:39:08 pm
and started mud wrestling in 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 07:46:19 pm
jelly, which smellt bad 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 07:51:12 pm
cas teh green bananas 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 08:04:16 pm

Had been poisoned by evil

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 08:05:53 pm
So they called an exorcist 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 08:10:22 pm
but he was out so....
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 08:40:38 pm
his cleaner came instead
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 08:43:25 pm
first she tried blech but
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 08, 2006, 08:44:02 pm
it wouldn't work so she
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 08, 2006, 09:00:47 pm
used a bottle of vodka
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:01:47 pm
Which failed, but made things
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 08, 2006, 09:02:19 pm
much more fun!
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:05:16 pm
With everyone pissed, the cleaner
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 08, 2006, 09:06:25 pm
drank her mop bucket dry
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:11:22 pm
Before collapsing, clutching her chest
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 09:24:26 pm
into the hands of 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:27:04 pm

A butch lesbian called Basher

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 09:28:32 pm
who was also completly smashed.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:29:20 pm
Their drunkeness lead to sex
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 09:34:51 pm
in Hector's house.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 09:39:54 pm
Zi-zi look at heacter and 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 09:40:38 pm
said, sit on this!
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 09:40:57 pm
watch out for the hamster
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 09:42:06 pm
Zi-zi look disapointed! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 09:43:13 pm
That's no hamster it's a
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 09:55:14 pm
'Rat! Quick, call pest control!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 09:56:40 pm
but He was to smashed
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 10:35:42 pm
and ordered pizza by mistake.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:36:50 pm
Rats overran the place, but
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 10:37:32 pm
Edan Had returned! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 10:37:37 pm
and choked on pizza Black-Knight38937.9016435185
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 10:38:48 pm
Eugh! an Anchovy cried Darren
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:39:13 pm
'Damn, I wanted a slice'
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 10:39:54 pm
But Heatoer was to busy 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:45:21 pm
To care. She ran from
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 10:52:34 pm
the Bush see was licking 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:53:22 pm
To a new life abroad
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 10:55:30 pm
where the berry taste better
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 10:58:00 pm
and the birds sang sweetly
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 11:07:00 pm
of fresh rat and pizza.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 11:07:07 pm
GRass is much greener
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 11:08:55 pm
when fertiliser is applied.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:09:46 pm

Meanwhile, back at the pub

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 11:16:08 pm
The postman run in shouting 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:21:11 pm
'It's here! At last we
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 11:22:16 pm
don;t have to wiat anymore!
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 08, 2006, 11:24:21 pm
the French letter's arrived.
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:27:13 pm
The town twinning is approved!
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 11:36:02 pm
so let's celebrate! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:37:58 pm
With a trip to Lyon!
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 11:38:44 pm
and drinks all round 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:41:38 pm
Send the bill to
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 08, 2006, 11:42:38 pm
Tony Blair
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 08, 2006, 11:44:08 pm

In revenge for the tests

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 08, 2006, 11:48:13 pm
barman resuesd as, still SMased! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:33:03 am
So the landlord sacked him
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 12:35:12 am
and  empoyed Mr crabs
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:36:52 am
Who suggested topless barmaids
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 12:43:11 am
adn Naked men ( he had a equla sex pat) 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:47:40 am

The pub's profits soared overnight

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 12:48:33 am
but with all the drunks
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:50:01 am

The place lost its charm

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 12:54:26 am
but the Money keep rolling 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 01:15:40 am
in, until the landlord decided
Title: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on August 09, 2006, 02:45:01 am
to execute the karaoke singers
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 09, 2006, 08:01:08 am
for singing 'i will survive'
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 09, 2006, 09:23:23 am
again and again and again 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 12:46:37 pm
'That's even worse than 'Angels'!'
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 09, 2006, 02:01:41 pm
the police arrived


Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 02:29:04 pm
And opened fire
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 09, 2006, 02:32:23 pm
on everyone except 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 02:40:45 pm
The granny in the corner
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 09, 2006, 02:50:03 pm
who had a walking stick 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 03:02:49 pm
Which housed a hidden camera
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 06:43:46 pm
But she hit the police
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 09, 2006, 06:45:54 pm

As she worked for criminals

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 09, 2006, 09:00:05 pm
and took photos of them 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 09, 2006, 09:13:28 pm
doing the hokey-cokey!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 10:02:21 pm
So police run away in 

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Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 09, 2006, 11:08:27 pm
a haze of confusion.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 09, 2006, 11:10:00 pm
with spons and butterflys 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 10, 2006, 12:05:02 am
Unaware a bomb ticked away
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 12:35:14 am

FULL of Jelly and peguins ! 
62305838938.982962963
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 10, 2006, 12:39:08 am
Just as it exploded, a
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 12:41:08 am
slitlay disarounted Strawberry mouse
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 10, 2006, 12:44:21 am
Sorry, I've tried but I have absolutely no idea what that says!
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 12:51:35 am

Quote from: 623058
slitlay disarounted Strawberry mouse


 A slightly disanointed Strawberry mouse

Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 10, 2006, 12:56:21 am
Appeared through the skylight
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 12:57:37 am
waving ham sandwichtes with water 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 10, 2006, 12:58:20 am

Menancingly, screaming for vengance

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 12:59:49 am
greak sware words with inaddequit 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:36:01 pm
hand gestures
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:36:53 pm
of a man with no head
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:37:48 pm
but twelve arms
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Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:38:14 pm
and four eyes
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:39:23 pm
who liked his wine 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:39:51 pm
women and song
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:41:28 pm
he danced the night away 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:42:46 pm
in his glittery boogie pants
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:43:27 pm
with flashing lights attached 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:43:56 pm
to the waistband and hems
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 07:46:42 pm
he did the funky chicken


Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 07:51:47 pm
and YMCA
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 09:51:28 pm
but the Bomd Expslioned sending 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 09:53:46 pm
623 into the air
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 09:59:05 pm
and sending his body everywhere 
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Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 10:00:24 pm
all of a sudden
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 10:14:13 pm
police appered aressting eveyone 
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Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 10:19:48 pm
"ello ello ello" said one
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 10, 2006, 10:20:42 pm
while smashing a bottle over

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Post by: wjp666 on August 10, 2006, 10:38:57 pm
the late beatle george harrison
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Post by: kevvosa on August 10, 2006, 10:53:31 pm
walked in naked 
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Post by: loulou on August 10, 2006, 10:56:12 pm
swinging a pink umbrella
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Post by: kevvosa on August 11, 2006, 09:59:26 am
and holding a pistol 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 11, 2006, 12:58:01 pm
'I shall have vengance!'
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Post by: kevvosa on August 11, 2006, 02:09:26 pm
he screamed 
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Post by: loulou on August 11, 2006, 02:59:37 pm

giving himself laryngitis

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Post by: kevvosa on August 11, 2006, 03:29:26 pm
so he went to hospital 
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Post by: loulou on August 11, 2006, 04:20:52 pm
and seen a mexican doctor
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Post by: oldspice on August 11, 2006, 04:53:04 pm
In a big sombrero
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Post by: kevvosa on August 11, 2006, 05:44:44 pm
sipping cocktails 
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Post by: oldspice on August 11, 2006, 09:29:59 pm
"Olay down pleeese" said Doctor 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 11, 2006, 09:45:27 pm
'Like hell!' snapped George, punching
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Post by: on August 11, 2006, 09:48:12 pm
Mildred on the nose.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 11, 2006, 10:07:49 pm
Gerogre fumbeld her happley as 
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Post by: on August 11, 2006, 10:08:33 pm
Molly Sugden shouted
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 11, 2006, 10:10:04 pm
I rip that thing right
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Post by: on August 11, 2006, 10:11:45 pm
out Mr Peacock!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 11, 2006, 10:23:42 pm
as Mr grange look dozys
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Post by: on August 11, 2006, 11:01:01 pm
You've all done very well
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 11, 2006, 11:03:58 pm
george, mrs scombe,doctor, looked 
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 12:24:45 am
at mr grace's secretarys legs
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 12:58:37 am
AND THEN, IN WALKED...
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 12:59:23 am
a pink kangoroo Moter car2 
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:00:56 am
followed quickly by...
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:02:11 am
a man in a plum hat 
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:03:50 am
tha man shrugged, and said:
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:10:22 am
see that sheved camal outside 
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:11:20 am
"well, his name is timmy..."
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:13:18 am

and  want a good hump! 
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 01:15:40 am
"so form an orderly line."
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 01:17:07 am
as his old one was
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 02:09:44 am
not very orderly at all.
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 02:43:10 am
The plum hat man
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 02:48:06 am
revealed it was actually mauve
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 02:59:58 am
though often mistaken for lilac
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 03:01:08 am
and magenta, to the colourblind
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 03:01:52 am
on a dark night
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Post by: smurfboy on August 12, 2006, 03:02:13 am
The hat was magic, with
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 03:02:46 am
a rabbit cunningly concealed inside
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 03:03:01 am

doves concealed in the brim


 

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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 03:12:51 am
paul daniels in the seamswjp66638941.0924768519
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Post by: loulou on August 12, 2006, 03:14:53 am
and debbie maghee on top loulou38941.0938425926
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Post by: wjp666 on August 12, 2006, 03:15:41 am
"Yay! debbie mcghee on top!"
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Post by: smurfboy on August 12, 2006, 01:10:26 pm
'I like - not a lot!'
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 03:15:51 pm
siad the barman lok confused 
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Post by: on August 12, 2006, 04:04:49 pm
and Debbie's wig fell off
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 12, 2006, 04:26:04 pm
underneath was head full of
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Post by: loulou on August 13, 2006, 01:02:00 am
scabs and headlice with legs
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 13, 2006, 01:04:48 am
and eveil snaks!!! that silved 
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Post by: wjp666 on August 13, 2006, 01:06:47 am
in and out of her...
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 13, 2006, 01:07:24 am
face, so the wig screw
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Post by: on August 13, 2006, 10:00:56 pm
fell out. She was bald!
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Post by: loulou on August 13, 2006, 11:04:03 pm
"oh my hair" cried Debbie
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 13, 2006, 11:08:12 pm
paul started laughing histicaley
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Post by: loulou on August 14, 2006, 01:04:01 am
then had a heart attack
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 01:09:11 am
but god sent him to 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 14, 2006, 02:32:38 am
Hell, as penance for his
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Post by: loulou on August 14, 2006, 02:33:10 am
really bad tricks with rabbits
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 09:42:15 am
he liked it. Not a
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 10:48:53 am
Lot but he liked it
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Post by: smurfboy on August 14, 2006, 03:54:56 pm
And then they all died.
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 06:29:09 pm
THE END?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 06:33:16 pm
you would think so BUT..
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 06:33:50 pm
YES.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 06:36:04 pm
THE END!!

next week story se Rose and jom visting the Soical office to foudn out what happened to there Gios, and ther CSA cheak

that: Jim, Rosey, and a SAd git in a office

( NO OFFECN SM WHO A HAPPY PEROSN! )

But now our NEW story!


in a local supermarket, where.....

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Post by: smurfboy on August 14, 2006, 06:40:19 pm

The staff were all thieves

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 06:51:05 pm
and shopper have  gubs
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Post by: loulou on August 14, 2006, 10:50:38 pm
worked a woman called phyliss
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 10:52:08 pm
who had tape worms.
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Post by: loulou on August 14, 2006, 10:53:32 pm
She went to the doctor
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 10:54:17 pm
Who shot and missed
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 11:04:40 pm
dam said the nusre who
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Post by: on August 14, 2006, 11:06:37 pm
gave her an enema, anyway
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 14, 2006, 11:17:15 pm
but docoter already killed himslef
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:16:32 am
with an overdose of bicerin
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:19:52 am
Phyllis's tapeworm ate her insides
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:20:15 am
then started on the outside
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 15, 2006, 12:27:06 am
but it died of boredum 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:36:37 am
Leaving a gooey mess behind
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:37:56 am
Along came the hospital porter
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:39:32 am

Who mopped up the remains

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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:40:24 am
with his vileda squeasy mop
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:41:57 am

Unfortunately, he became infected with

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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:42:39 am

bicerinitis in his left leg

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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:43:17 am
There is only one cure
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:44:55 am
amputate from the knee
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:46:11 am
But the doctor was busy
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:46:41 am
so the porter fetched a
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:48:05 am

blunt breadknife and attempted to

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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:48:25 am
cut off his own leg
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:49:55 am
But the severe bleeding caused
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:50:20 am
a mess on the floor
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:51:37 am
Which meant another porter was
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:52:11 am
forced to use the mop
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:53:31 am
Spreading the infection further
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:53:58 am
through the hospital kitchen
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 12:54:47 am
And causing a Bicerinitis epidemic
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 12:57:04 am
amongst the lasagne and chips
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:00:45 am
scoffing visitors in the canteen
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:01:12 am
until they turned green and
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:03:02 am
collapsed in agony, causing panic
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:03:47 am

to break in the locker rooms

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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:05:15 am
As doctors and nurses fell
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:05:46 am
over one another
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:06:16 am
to help patients or escape
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:06:43 am
out of the fire exit
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:08:10 am
depending on their morals and
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:08:37 am
their height , weight and age
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:09:34 am
In the crush there was
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:10:01 am
a collapse of floorboards
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:13:37 am
and the hospital sunk into
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:14:11 am
the sea
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:15:10 am
'Swim for it!' yelled
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:15:40 am
Phyliss and the porter
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:16:19 am
Whose severed leg dropped off
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:16:59 am
and sunk
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:17:39 am
hitting a mermaid on the
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:18:42 am
back of her tail
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:21:33 am
'Ouch!', she cried, indignantly turning
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 01:22:16 am
her radio off
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Post by: smurfboy on August 15, 2006, 01:24:26 am
and hitting the porter with
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 15, 2006, 01:24:32 am
.
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Post by: loulou on August 15, 2006, 06:12:26 pm

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and hitting the porter with


with her crocodile skin handbag

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 15, 2006, 09:00:23 pm
hit a home run ball
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Post by: kevvosa on August 15, 2006, 10:40:07 pm
and screamed 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 15, 2006, 10:49:47 pm
kitkat for NONE! 
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 01:49:03 am
Out of the blue...
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 02:08:09 pm
Her mind having been damaged
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 03:23:07 pm
she believed she was human
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 06:29:58 pm
with a big brain 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 06:46:36 pm
but was actuly a train 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 06:50:47 pm
The sister of Thomas
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 07:17:38 pm
and daughter of Ivor
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 07:29:07 pm

Her engine was dodgy but

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 07:34:20 pm
it keep chuging away
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 07:52:11 pm
as long as she oiled
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:01:13 pm

And stayed well lubricated

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:07:39 pm
but some of her part
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:09:53 pm
Had rusted through lack of use
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:10:42 pm
but she hoped to get 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:12:47 pm
A good servicing soon
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:13:35 pm
as the driver keep scewing
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:14:45 pm
up when he drove her
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:15:27 pm
up the hill
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:16:06 pm
wild for a ride down 
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:16:43 pm
the hill again
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:17:23 pm
Every day until he got
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:17:42 pm
what he wanted from her
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:18:34 pm
then he scraped her for 
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:19:28 pm
headlice?
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:20:32 pm
I think that was supposed to say scrapped.
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:21:15 pm

oh


scrapped her for


 


a newer model

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:21:49 pm
she lied laying in a 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 08:22:19 pm
Scrapyard, with a tramp living
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:51:01 pm
off food from m&s skips
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 08:53:27 pm
with chocolate pudding galore 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:55:43 pm
and a monkey as a 
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 08:57:11 pm
waiter, chauffeur and valet
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Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 08:59:11 pm
who drinks champagne 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 08:59:38 pm
and get drink every summer
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 09:00:06 pm
then goes to Spain
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 09:02:38 pm
with a spanish waitress 
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2006, 09:03:58 pm

who could dance like

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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 09:25:23 pm
a old sheep dog
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Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 09:46:13 pm
Anyway, the monkey said: 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 09:54:01 pm
I no speakee the eing..glish
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 09:55:22 pm
"apart from when I'm drunk"
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 09:55:50 pm
But he was lying
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 18, 2006, 09:56:22 pm
because he just spoke english 
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 09:57:36 pm
And held a doctorate in
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 09:57:44 pm
althourgh he does know sweedish! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 10:23:36 pm
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 10:34:43 pm
smufy he know how yo speak sweedish
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 10:36:15 pm
But it doesn't make any sense - it doesn't relate to the previous post.
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 10:38:18 pm

I see a double ing smufy!

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And held a doctorate in


cock a lecke soup
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 10:38:46 pm
Which proved fairly useless, as
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 10:43:04 pm
she hated soup at all
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2006, 10:48:49 pm
And preferred prawn cocktail
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 18, 2006, 10:50:00 pm
are pizza cakes
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 19, 2006, 12:33:56 am
with strawberry ice cream on
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 19, 2006, 12:39:07 am
cracker,  inside daisy the train
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 19, 2006, 12:46:25 am
was doing her nails
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 19, 2006, 12:50:13 am
a nice pink for sir 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 19, 2006, 01:13:09 am
richard branson was visiting soon
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 19, 2006, 06:59:42 pm
on his New funnel firm 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 20, 2006, 12:48:51 pm

while listening to Madonna 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 03:28:02 pm
" touch for the realy first
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 03:28:29 pm
on his new mp3 player
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 03:38:14 pm
whcih he give to all 
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Post by: kevvosa on August 20, 2006, 03:43:03 pm
for free
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 03:43:17 pm
his employees for xmas
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 03:46:40 pm
and his dead custmoers aswell 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 03:49:50 pm
why is he giving stuff to dead people?
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 03:51:20 pm
cas it a great makerting ploy, plus it mean you have have one with you go to heavn or hell, althourhg I sumre it wil be reused but over 100 pepl eahc?> 
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Post by: kevvosa on August 20, 2006, 06:44:04 pm

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and his dead custmoers aswell 


but he ripped them off
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Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 06:57:00 pm
by giving them damaged stock
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:03:12 pm
so they all sued him
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:13:56 pm
But the case was dismissed
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:17:10 pm
because Richard said he had
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:18:16 pm
a bribe for the judge
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:18:40 pm
which was a free trip
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:19:54 pm
in his balloon
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:20:31 pm
for four people with champagne loulou38949.764375
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:22:39 pm
But not Pol Roger
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:23:23 pm
as that gives hiccups
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:42:56 pm
And smells like Phyllis
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:45:11 pm
which isn't nice
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 07:47:27 pm
The judge took his mistress
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 07:49:15 pm
to St. Tropez for a
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 08:04:29 pm
dirty weekend in the balloon
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 08:07:20 pm
with corned beef sandwiches
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 08:09:54 pm
laced with class A drugs
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 08:11:46 pm
so that he could
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 08:23:59 pm
Seduce a local girl too
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2006, 08:30:16 pm
hoping he would be lucky
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 08:32:45 pm
and getting som real action 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 09:37:12 pm
Perhaps three in a bed
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 09:58:50 pm
or even better...
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 20, 2006, 10:09:33 pm
Five on a speedboat
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 20, 2006, 10:57:41 pm
THEN

Jessica Fletcher

apppered 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 21, 2006, 12:28:49 pm
Which spelt the end for
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 21, 2006, 05:52:14 pm
frank dobson, stana half brother..
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 22, 2006, 12:00:02 am
who wore a wig 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 22, 2006, 01:04:20 am
made of horses hair
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 22, 2006, 01:14:58 am
Stolen from Follyfoot Farm
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 22, 2006, 01:17:51 am
in the west midlands
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 22, 2006, 01:28:36 am
By an international hair thief
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 22, 2006, 01:29:35 am
who worked for trevor sorbie
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 22, 2006, 03:01:19 pm
and moonlighted for Vidal Sassoon
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 22, 2006, 05:42:43 pm
with egg on his face 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 22, 2006, 05:44:45 pm
but lukaly never got MAD! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 22, 2006, 07:49:06 pm
but he did get sad
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 22, 2006, 07:51:49 pm
and the laughing cow laiught 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 22, 2006, 08:43:17 pm
and sneezed with delight
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 22, 2006, 10:00:14 pm
for once in her life
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 22, 2006, 10:38:12 pm
Because her bladder was weak
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 22, 2006, 10:38:50 pm
but she wore tena lady
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 22, 2006, 11:13:34 pm
i thourgh tene aldy was for woman other isses>

anyway..

but the famre still milk

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 23, 2006, 04:07:22 pm
and the udder burst 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 23, 2006, 04:09:07 pm
Causing a massive flood
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 23, 2006, 04:12:36 pm
of chocolate milk 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 23, 2006, 04:22:05 pm
A delicious but deadly development
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 23, 2006, 04:52:13 pm
in the world of milk. 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 23, 2006, 04:56:09 pm
But not of silk
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 23, 2006, 04:58:55 pm
or cotton or leather 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 23, 2006, 05:23:08 pm
Whatever the weather
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 23, 2006, 05:24:54 pm
rain or shine 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 23, 2006, 07:46:28 pm

But then one day

Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 23, 2006, 08:33:46 pm
a delveople brough everything and 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 24, 2006, 12:01:57 am
built a mansion 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 24, 2006, 03:39:20 pm
which left all the drunks 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 25, 2006, 07:51:27 pm
under cement 
Title: Story Game
Post by: on August 25, 2006, 08:05:36 pm
which was an unfortunate turn
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 25, 2006, 08:07:02 pm
as the cemet was wet! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 01:19:16 am
Fortunately they survived
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 11:15:57 am
to drink another day 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 01:00:37 pm
local barmen WERE happy, so
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 03:19:16 pm
lets have a few beers! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 03:20:06 pm
and a  nudiest tent disco
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 03:21:45 pm
with Pamela Anderson 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 03:24:44 pm
and davind bent
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 03:25:24 pm
but the tent exploded
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 03:27:46 pm
and BRENT DIED, everyone Cheered! 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 03:28:49 pm
When a naked flame
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 03:33:29 pm
was found, the masked huter..
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 03:55:10 pm
exposed his bits 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 04:02:40 pm
To all and sundry
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 04:30:54 pm
and put kechup on them 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 26, 2006, 04:53:38 pm
Which didn't attract much interest
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 04:55:12 pm
From the naked rambler
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 26, 2006, 04:56:31 pm
Who preferred brown sauce
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 26, 2006, 04:58:52 pm
and a blue cheese
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 05:00:01 pm
on the end 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 05:01:18 pm
Of his plate
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 05:02:07 pm
he stuck a fork in 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 05:07:46 pm
his thigh by mistake
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 05:30:44 pm
and squealed with the pain
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 05:33:39 pm
then fainted on top of
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 05:37:33 pm
a heap of fish 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 05:42:52 pm

Heads and tails

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 05:46:40 pm
but he really didn't mind
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 05:53:58 pm
the smell as
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 06:04:11 pm
he grew up amongst fishermen
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 06:06:13 pm
who sang sea shanties 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:06:52 pm
in a remote village
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 06:07:25 pm
full of aliens 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:14:53 pm

In drag and

Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 06:15:07 pm
with five green heads each
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 06:15:29 pm
that explode when they laugh 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:19:16 pm

at cheesy jokes

Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 06:21:32 pm
so someone told a joke 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:25:09 pm
about the 5 headed
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 06:36:02 pm
woman with purple hair who
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:40:13 pm
looked like prince
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2006, 06:46:02 pm
philip in  a wig
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 06:49:26 pm
and margaret thatcher mask
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 26, 2006, 08:57:11 pm
and false teeth

Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 26, 2006, 09:06:00 pm
not forgetting the glass eye and
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 27, 2006, 01:12:17 am
glass of rum 
Title: Story Game
Post by: scaryman on August 27, 2006, 07:24:25 pm
With coke and ice and
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 27, 2006, 11:26:49 pm
a slice of lemon
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 28, 2006, 03:22:27 pm
coated in sugar 
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 28, 2006, 09:41:25 pm
and hint of butter
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 28, 2006, 09:44:02 pm
He drank the rum..
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 28, 2006, 09:44:51 pm
and shot the duck
Title: Story Game
Post by: loulou on August 28, 2006, 10:13:46 pm
in the head
Title: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 28, 2006, 10:23:29 pm
and it was  full of 
Title: Story Game
Post by: kevvosa on August 28, 2006, 10:37:25 pm
jelly 
Title: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on August 29, 2006, 12:49:43 pm

Sorry to interrupt the flow but how come this isn't sticky anymore?


UPDATE: Sorry, I've seen the other thread now.

smurfboy38958.5042361111
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 16, 2010, 12:46:06 pm
And so it begins again...

Once upon a time
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 16, 2010, 01:13:57 pm
in a forum far away
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 16, 2010, 02:59:05 pm
there was a young farmer
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on September 16, 2010, 05:25:32 pm
called Miranda
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Post by: goldencup on September 16, 2010, 05:44:39 pm
who had a big secret.
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Post by: drterror666 on September 16, 2010, 06:57:58 pm
She wondered how long she could keep it to herself
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 17, 2010, 03:34:36 am
until one day
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Post by: goldencup on September 17, 2010, 08:13:10 am
the decision was made for her.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 17, 2010, 11:07:29 am
They found the body
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Post by: smurfboy on September 17, 2010, 02:31:36 pm
behind the old mill
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 17, 2010, 05:02:19 pm
badly decomposed with multiple stab wounds
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 17, 2010, 06:11:54 pm
with an orange in his pocket
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: oldspice on September 17, 2010, 06:49:34 pm
and a rose in his mouth.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 18, 2010, 01:50:27 am
and a gerbil running in and out of his
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 19, 2010, 01:20:25 pm
trumpet that lay beside him.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on September 20, 2010, 01:38:04 pm
Miranda had just minutes to decide - should she run or face the truth?
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 20, 2010, 02:24:58 pm
She opened the cupboard and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on September 20, 2010, 04:11:04 pm
instantly panicked.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 20, 2010, 04:13:10 pm
she was out of branston pickle!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 20, 2010, 07:20:54 pm
What could she do?
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on September 21, 2010, 07:52:10 am
It was 2 am
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Post by: drterror666 on September 21, 2010, 11:31:13 am
and outside there was a full moon
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 21, 2010, 03:51:36 pm
and she could hear a strange howling
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on September 21, 2010, 11:15:33 pm
She really didn't fancy braving Tesco.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 22, 2010, 09:51:05 am
so she put mayonnaise on her sandwich instead.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 22, 2010, 02:57:54 pm
Something scratched at the window
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 22, 2010, 05:44:59 pm
and then rang the doorbell.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 22, 2010, 07:48:52 pm
She got the flea spray ready
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Post by: wjp666 on September 22, 2010, 10:59:04 pm
and slowly, she reached for the knob
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 23, 2010, 10:58:19 am
but all she could find was
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on September 23, 2010, 02:08:56 pm
a giant pair of
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Post by: drterror666 on September 23, 2010, 02:51:33 pm
hairy balls in the doorway!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 23, 2010, 09:16:11 pm
"errrrr....", she thought.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: loulou on September 24, 2010, 09:23:43 am
As she bent down
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 24, 2010, 11:40:30 am
and sprayed them with the flea spray
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 24, 2010, 08:14:29 pm
"that's the last time i get iceland to deliver", she said.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 25, 2010, 02:23:42 pm
She shut the door and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 25, 2010, 05:14:44 pm
locked and bolted it.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: loulou on September 26, 2010, 03:24:45 am
Approaching her stannah stairlift she realised there was a power cut...
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 26, 2010, 12:48:39 pm
so she decided to use her 'Acme' teleporter instead
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 26, 2010, 06:13:04 pm
and, pressing a button, there was a flash
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on September 27, 2010, 01:20:48 pm
as her knickers fell down.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 27, 2010, 05:50:44 pm
and she disappeared from her home
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 27, 2010, 06:28:56 pm
just to reappear in
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on September 28, 2010, 12:41:12 pm
a futuristic dystopia
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 28, 2010, 02:14:37 pm
where large machines had
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 28, 2010, 03:56:08 pm
not yet been invented
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 29, 2010, 10:22:45 am
and everything was powered by
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: goldencup on September 29, 2010, 11:26:45 am
chocolate!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 29, 2010, 02:49:12 pm
She looked at a huge
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Post by: wjp666 on September 29, 2010, 04:41:11 pm
bar of dairy milk looming over here
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 29, 2010, 06:30:50 pm
and decided to
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 29, 2010, 08:04:14 pm
listen to some Bros on her walkman
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 30, 2010, 10:16:02 am
because she couldn't afford an MP3 player.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 30, 2010, 02:08:11 pm
As she pressed play
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on September 30, 2010, 03:03:19 pm
she heard the sound of
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on September 30, 2010, 04:05:47 pm
cliff richard
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 01, 2010, 11:17:26 am
and screamed so loud that
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 01, 2010, 02:16:25 pm
she had a heart attack and died
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 01, 2010, 03:16:45 pm
and went to heaven where she met
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 05, 2010, 11:05:25 am
Stephen Gateley from Boyzone
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 05, 2010, 11:22:58 am
and decided to
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on October 05, 2010, 02:01:43 pm
join forces with him to destroy
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 05, 2010, 05:53:47 pm
the rest of Boyzone!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 05, 2010, 06:25:29 pm
and take that.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 05, 2010, 11:07:05 pm
BUT GOD Said...
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 06, 2010, 11:22:58 am
hail satan!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 06, 2010, 11:48:22 am
Suddenly, a dimensional portal opened and out came
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 06, 2010, 01:40:14 pm
absolutely nothing! it was such a disappointment after such a build-up.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 06, 2010, 03:16:00 pm
Then another dimensional portal opened up and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 06, 2010, 05:08:21 pm
The tv crew from "THATS life" jumped out
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 06, 2010, 08:39:24 pm
with some funny shaped vegetables
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 07, 2010, 10:12:27 am
Details plans of how to save the earth
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 07, 2010, 11:07:00 am
which was useless because she wasn't on Earth!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 07, 2010, 12:30:19 pm
and she couldn't see without her glasses anyway
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 07, 2010, 12:38:36 pm
Putting on her glasses she
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: smurfboy on October 07, 2010, 12:47:24 pm
suddenly realised they were useless - shed gone blind!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 07, 2010, 12:53:53 pm
and deaf. and had lost all control of her bodily functions in general
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 07, 2010, 01:20:50 pm
She became awash in a river of effluence and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 07, 2010, 08:40:26 pm
Suddenly, Bob monkhouse and god look confused at the current situltion
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 07, 2010, 09:17:16 pm
as did elvis and corey haim
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 07, 2010, 09:20:23 pm
Back on earth, while her body was being put to rest. Somewhere across town
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 08, 2010, 08:24:50 am
big headed dolls were taking over
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 08, 2010, 09:54:25 am
They had been infected by a virus from space and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 08, 2010, 10:04:18 am
Doc martin was trying to found a que on how to get rid of the virus from the evil doll.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 08, 2010, 10:40:00 am
But one of the dolls squashed him and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 08, 2010, 04:48:31 pm
dr. kildare took over
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 08, 2010, 05:43:59 pm
who also got squashed and
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 08, 2010, 06:04:15 pm
dr. hook took over
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 09, 2010, 10:20:21 am
doll tried to squash him but thanks to his trusted hook, it prick the doll and it run away.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 09, 2010, 01:20:25 pm
Then reality crumbled and collapsed into itself leaving just silence...
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 09, 2010, 06:08:41 pm
and darkness...
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 10, 2010, 11:19:07 am
Then Jeremy Beadle appear claming it was all a hoex
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 10, 2010, 03:18:44 pm
and they all lived happily ever after.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: drterror666 on October 11, 2010, 11:32:56 am
Amen.
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 11, 2010, 07:25:32 pm
fin
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 11, 2010, 08:55:37 pm
On Next week play hour .....
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: loulou on October 19, 2010, 09:15:03 pm
wjp will be reading...................
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: wjp666 on October 20, 2010, 01:39:41 am
james and the giant peach!
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 20, 2010, 11:58:33 am
Followed by Open Uni, with Oldspice
Title: Re: Story Game
Post by: loulou on October 31, 2010, 01:42:04 pm
and jackanory with 623.