Post by: oldspice on June 11, 2006, 07:18:46 pm
2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.
Post by: on June 11, 2006, 09:14:40 pm
2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.
Hey, it's no wonder you teach. With maths like that you'll go far!
(I'm sorry, my sarcasm is at an all time high. I was presenting an Elementary food hygiene course on Friday. One of the participants said " Do we get to sit with our books open for the exam?" and I replied " Yes and I shout out the answers if you're stuck" Unfortunately she thought I was being serious about the open book policy)
Post by: kevvosa on June 12, 2006, 12:17:40 am
2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.
Careful not to wet yourself.
Post by: loulou on June 12, 2006, 12:24:37 am
Post by: oldspice on June 12, 2006, 08:09:42 am
What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???
Knighty, whilst talking about dim students, one of my treasures, did the following:
He was supposed to interpret and paraphrase the following passage:
Charles Babbage was driven by the idea of designing mechanical devices that could calculate multiple mathematical tables and he was iinspired by the industrial progress in the age of steam.
He interpreted it thus:
Charles Babbage was steam driven.
Post by: goldencup on June 12, 2006, 08:49:49 am
Post by: on June 12, 2006, 09:28:53 am
What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???
Knighty, whilst talking about dim students, one of my treasures, did the following:
He was supposed to interpret and paraphrase the following passage:
Charles Babbage was driven by the idea of designing mechanical devices that could calculate multiple mathematical tables and he was iinspired by the industrial progress in the age of steam.
He interpreted it thus:
Charles Babbage was steam driven.
Post by: smurfboy on June 12, 2006, 02:27:56 pm
What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???
Search me - I thought it was Call Bounty a Dirty Old Shagnasty Week.
Post by: loulou on June 12, 2006, 06:27:51 pm
Post by: kevvosa on June 12, 2006, 08:10:49 pm
kevvosa you're obsessed with wetting .
Perhaps I should see a shrink
Post by: loulou on June 12, 2006, 08:59:39 pm
Post by: on June 12, 2006, 09:58:39 pm
You keep wetting and you will stink of wee
That's terrible Lou!
Post by: loulou on June 12, 2006, 11:31:34 pm
I just love coffee revels.
That's amazing.
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 12:07:56 am
Cabanas aren't gorgeous, in fact they make me sick. I just pretend to like chocolate. I am more a salad (dodger) person really.
Ah! The truth will out!
Post by: loulou on June 13, 2006, 12:19:06 am
I will never eat another Mars midnight as long as I live. In fact I'm giving up on chocolate altogether.
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 12:40:07 am
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 12:40:44 am
Post by: loulou on June 13, 2006, 12:40:49 am
= 
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 12:43:16 am
Post by: loulou on June 13, 2006, 12:49:22 am
Post by: smurfboy on June 13, 2006, 01:31:59 am
Hey, don't knock the Smurfette or you'll have me to deal with.
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 09:03:43 pm
Post by: smurfboy on June 13, 2006, 09:23:42 pm
Post by: minty on June 13, 2006, 11:04:27 pm
Post by: smurfboy on June 13, 2006, 11:57:12 pm
Post by: on June 13, 2006, 11:57:49 pm
Foolish cat! My young apprentice will destroy you!
Post by: loulou on June 14, 2006, 01:45:35 am
Post by: on June 14, 2006, 09:29:17 am
As you can see from my Avatar I am the living dead (you would know this already of course having seen the drivel I spout). Your puny attempts to destroy me are therefore futile.
My acne certainly isn't getting any better though! Got any Biactol?
Post by: minty on June 14, 2006, 10:57:10 am
Post by: on June 14, 2006, 09:49:10 pm
No, Sauron only came back once unless you put your DVD player on replay.
Behold my legions of warriors (ok.....4).
They shall smite your ruin and your ring shall be torn asunder. (Ouch!)
Post by: minty on June 14, 2006, 11:30:55 pm
Post by: on June 14, 2006, 11:43:04 pm
No4's mace up the cat's chuff will soon snuff out 9 lives!
Post by: smurfboy on June 16, 2006, 01:32:20 am
My acne certainly isn't getting any better though! Got any Biactol?
Now we had enough trouble over that stuff before! Oh hang on, that was Bicerin...
Post by: loulou on June 16, 2006, 01:56:25 am
Post by: minty on June 16, 2006, 12:03:16 pm
Post by: minty on June 16, 2006, 12:12:21 pm
Post by: on June 16, 2006, 09:03:34 pm
http://www.patrickbyck.com/images/godkillskittens.jpg
I hate to think how many cats I must have killed!
Post by: kevvosa on June 17, 2006, 12:15:40 am
Post by: on June 17, 2006, 01:20:35 pm
Post by: loulou on June 18, 2006, 12:21:59 am
Post by: minty on June 18, 2006, 01:30:20 am
Post by: on June 19, 2006, 12:28:05 am
Post by: loulou on June 19, 2006, 12:28:24 am
Post by: minty on June 19, 2006, 12:36:02 am
Post by: on June 19, 2006, 09:36:36 pm
Post by: minty on June 21, 2006, 03:37:50 pm
Post by: kevvosa on June 21, 2006, 04:54:22 pm
Post by: loulou on June 22, 2006, 08:21:38 pm
Post by: kevvosa on June 23, 2006, 07:08:34 pm
Post by: minty on June 23, 2006, 07:16:36 pm
Post by: minty on June 23, 2006, 07:25:07 pm
Post by: on June 23, 2006, 07:38:13 pm
I am having a lot of trouble finding a pic of a cat being run over by a truck.
Why the hell Google doesn't keep such pics is beyond me quite frankly.
Post by: minty on June 23, 2006, 07:41:01 pm
Post by: loulou on June 23, 2006, 08:17:32 pm
That cat is from the disney film Cats and dogs.
Post by: goldencup on June 23, 2006, 10:43:02 pm
I am having a lot of trouble finding a pic of a cat being run over by a truck.
Why the hell Google doesn't keep such pics is beyond me quite frankly.
Extraordinary!
Post by: on June 23, 2006, 10:47:24 pm
Post by: minty on June 23, 2006, 10:58:21 pm
Post by: on June 23, 2006, 11:36:07 pm
Post by: minty on June 24, 2006, 12:06:41 am
Post by: phyllisbermann on June 24, 2006, 05:02:30 pm
Post by: on June 24, 2006, 09:34:23 pm
So why do you hate pussy so much?
( I love both cats and dogs)
Who said I do?
Post by: minty on June 25, 2006, 07:15:29 pm
Post by: minty on June 25, 2006, 07:17:11 pm
Post by: on June 25, 2006, 10:01:40 pm