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Chat => General => Topic started by: wjp666 on May 31, 2006, 12:59:08 pm

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2006, 12:59:08 pm

ok, i just gotta share this...


i bought some giant chocolate buttons the other day (big bag) and left them in the car overnight (not realising the sun was actually making an appearance the next day). 3:00pm the next day i retrieved them, and the whole pack had 100% LIQUIFIED! i mean it was a pack of molten chocolate! so, i fridged it for a couple of hours. then i peeled off the wrapper and ate it like a giant, oddly shaped dairy milk bar. but WOW! this was the closest thing to cholcolate heaven i have ever experienced. i have no idea what exactly happened during the meltdown/solidifying process, but it was truly amazing stuff.


i beg all of you to try the same thing. you wont regret it.

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: smurfboy on May 31, 2006, 02:50:33 pm
I did once when I was about eight and it was lovely!
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: minty on May 31, 2006, 03:32:53 pm
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Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2006, 06:25:46 pm
seriously - do it!
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: oldspice on May 31, 2006, 07:02:01 pm
Got to find some sun first!
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2006, 07:41:14 pm
cant imagine a microwave having the right effect.
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on May 31, 2006, 08:52:35 pm
Hmmmmmmmmm. I see what you mean. Sitting on it whilst emitting a red hot fart probably isn't going to do much for the taste either.
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on May 31, 2006, 08:57:43 pm

" bought some giant chocolate buttons the other day (big bag) and left them in the car overnight (not realising the sun was actually making an appearance the next day). 3:00pm the next day i retrieved them, and the whole pack had 100% LIQUIFIED! i mean it was a pack of molten chocolate! so, i fridged it for a couple of hours. then i peeled off the wrapper and ate it like a giant, oddly shaped dairy milk bar. but WOW! this was the closest thing to cholcolate heaven i have ever experienced. i have no idea what exactly happened during the meltdown/solidifying process, but it was truly amazing stuff.


i beg all of you to try the same thing. you wont regret it."


There's a risk of liberating cocoanic subphotons when melting chocolate in this way.  Might taste nice, but have you considered the implications?

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: loulou on June 02, 2006, 03:03:54 pm
What implications?
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: goldencup on June 02, 2006, 07:08:25 pm

Quote from: loulou
What implications?


The risk of liberating cocoanic subphotons, obviously!

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Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: loulou on June 02, 2006, 08:20:12 pm
I'll risk it. How will I know if I've got cocoanic subphotonsitis?
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: smurfboy on June 02, 2006, 08:32:08 pm
I think Bounty has made it up so I wouldn't worry.
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on June 02, 2006, 09:50:56 pm
Not at all.  Cocoanic subphotonis results in enlargement of the genitalia in men and can cause random orgasms in women. This is a serious issue Smurfboy, please don't trivialise it.
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: smurfboy on June 02, 2006, 09:57:19 pm
Sorry, I didn't realise the significance of this syndrome. Is there a charity I could make a donation to in recognition of my repentance?
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on June 02, 2006, 10:14:59 pm

Doctors in the US are currently developing medicine to combat this tragic affliction.


I think you'll find a link at www.spuriousillnesses.com


 

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on June 02, 2006, 10:16:48 pm
The link is blind.
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on June 02, 2006, 10:20:04 pm
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Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: on June 02, 2006, 10:21:23 pm

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for a remedy.

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: oldspice on June 03, 2006, 08:18:56 am
Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: loulou on June 04, 2006, 02:02:27 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
Not at all.  Cocoanic subphotonis results in enlargement of the genitalia in men and can cause random orgasms in women. This is a serious issue Smurfboy, please don't trivialise it.


Doesn't sound too bad.

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: oldspice on June 04, 2006, 09:01:27 am

When you get to a certain age, an orgasm is welcomed, random or otherwise.

Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: kevvosa on June 04, 2006, 11:17:37 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
Yes the server is currently experiencing problems.


Probably all those oragasming women.
 


Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: loulou on June 04, 2006, 06:32:33 pm
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Title: giant buttons recipe
Post by: minty on June 05, 2006, 11:28:00 pm
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