Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 02:06:59 pm
It seems we have found fame in another corner of cyberspace. Sadly, notoreity does not equal popularity, and apparently we are, I quote, 'all jealous freaks who wish they had husbands and not fake imaginary ones! or wish they weighed under 15 stone!'
The full story can be found here:
http://www.piczo.com/BabygirlAndLemoneye?g=10506657&cr=4
And yes, this is a website run by a woman who a) claims I look terminally ill at 13st 7lbs; b) is 'married' to a man who weighs over 20 stone and c) is so self-absorbed she creates a website devoted to herself, yet hasn't included one single picture of this so-called 'wedding'.
Strange what pops up when you're surfing the web...
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 02:57:49 pm
Come on own up who is 15 stones?
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 02:58:41 pm
Babygirl?
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 03:08:13 pm
If so get munching!
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 03:10:29 pm
As good an excuse as any! Pass the Peanut Butter KitKats...
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 03:12:43 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 26, 2006, 03:14:14 pm
Post by: oldspice on May 26, 2006, 03:17:17 pm
Who are we supposed to be jealous of?
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 03:23:38 pm
The Ann Summers tycoon I think.
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 03:27:40 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 26, 2006, 03:29:46 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 03:32:26 pm
Jules - I think I may love you.
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 26, 2006, 03:36:04 pm
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 03:42:10 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 26, 2006, 03:43:43 pm
Post by: minty on May 26, 2006, 04:02:06 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 04:08:34 pm
Sorry - did i sound like a total b*tch?
I thought it was hilarious! You've won a place in my heart anyway 
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 26, 2006, 04:30:24 pm
I'm always happy to win a place in someone's heart, smurfy
Post by: oldspice on May 26, 2006, 04:41:24 pm
Here is an example of a poster on their site:
If anyone can work out what language it is written in and who it is aimed at i would be most amused.
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 26, 2006, 04:45:34 pm
Post by: loulou on May 26, 2006, 07:12:59 pm
Excuse me? What? I would love to know exactly what we're supposed to be jealous of - the human versions of shrek and fiona?
That is so funny but so very true.
Post by: oldspice on May 26, 2006, 08:01:25 pm
Kylie's website is so tasteless and crass it makes Big Brother look like Blue Peter.
I am no where near 15 stone, I have a husband and a marriage certificate to prove it but I also have something Kylie and her crowd will never have..
a brain
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 08:28:48 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on May 26, 2006, 09:18:42 pm
smufy are you just complaining about Lemone eye and baby girl? again?
I;m 12 stone bu tlving in scotladn wher even in teh summer moths the it can only reach up to 4'c I thikn I can be let of bit I fit!
Post by: smurfboy on May 26, 2006, 09:53:45 pm
smufy are you just complaining about Lemone eye and baby girl? again?
I;m 12 stone bu tlving in scotladn wher even in teh summer moths the it can only reach up to 4'c I thikn I can be let of bit I fit!
Well considering they think it's funny to suggest I have AIDS I think I've earned the right to complain!
Post by: Forth Bridges on May 27, 2006, 12:13:22 am
Post by: oldspice on May 27, 2006, 09:13:38 am
Smurfy, in their little world, nobody can be anything other than bling-laden, white, straight and thick. They cannot see beyond the fug of their own fags and if they travel north of the Dartford Tunnel they think they're abroad. I almost pity them.
Post by: loulou on May 27, 2006, 04:11:57 pm
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on May 29, 2006, 01:02:48 am
Who has an imaginary husband?
Come on own up who is 15 stones?
O.K I admit it my husband is imaginary...... but don't tell him that cos he doesn't know!!
Post by: oldspice on May 29, 2006, 09:13:23 am
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 29, 2006, 12:13:21 pm
But i will after 15th July
and ifanyone ever told him that he was just a figment of my imagination then
he might just have an asthma attack from laughing too hard
Post by: oldspice on May 29, 2006, 01:35:24 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 29, 2006, 02:04:21 pm
just don't understand people who can make such sweeping judgments about
a large group of other people. What motivates someone to just make
rotten statements about lots of people just because you're unahppy with
what one person said / did? All that silly girl did was annoy us
without any benefits to anyone. My big thing is why do that? Or do i
just have a strange life view and that's quite normal.
Post by: smurfboy on May 29, 2006, 02:23:06 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 29, 2006, 02:44:03 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 29, 2006, 02:55:06 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 29, 2006, 03:40:45 pm
with you about smoking - just doesn't seem to be worth the insultst hat
were hurled in this direction
Post by: oldspice on May 29, 2006, 04:16:32 pm
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 29, 2006, 04:41:54 pm
problems for other people and those predjudices are born of stupidity
and fear - a lethal combination ath the best of times.
Post by: oldspice on May 29, 2006, 07:15:36 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 29, 2006, 09:51:32 pm
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2006, 08:09:21 am
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 30, 2006, 09:04:49 am
that everyone is against them. I suppose it will happen when the status
quo of many generations is suddenly given a shake up and privilege that
was previously taken for granted is taken away.
Post by: minty on May 30, 2006, 11:21:29 am
Even though it was the smoking debate that kicked it all off big time, it had been smouldering for some time. It is a matter of lifestyle differences. I also think it is cultural. The couple mostly involved, along with their friend, live in a world (lets be honest, a part of London) where difference is threatening and where the traditional white, working class world (where men dominate, women make the tea and ethnic monorities know their place) is the only world they can relate to. I had had several clashes with lemoneye over the years and the first time it happened he was very nasty indeed because I took exception to what I considered to be a racist remark.
Oldspice I’m surprised to hear you say he made a racist remark as I thought lemoneye was Jewish?
Post by: minty on May 30, 2006, 11:21:55 am
Quote from: mintyWho has an imaginary husband?O.K I admit it my husband is imaginary...... but don't tell him that cos he doesn't know!!
Post by: smurfboy on May 30, 2006, 02:11:32 pm
Oldspice I’m surprised to hear you say he made a racist remark as I thought lemoneye was Jewish?
News to me - but being Jewish doesn't stop you being a racist!
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 30, 2006, 02:33:10 pm
equivalent is regardless of what colour or creed they are. Every person
always wants to believe that they are higher up the food chain than
another group of people.
Post by: minty on May 30, 2006, 03:17:46 pm
Quote from: mintyOldspice I’m surprised to hear you say he made a racist remark as I thought lemoneye was Jewish?News to me - but being Jewish doesn't stop you being a racist!
I'm sure he told me he was Jewish..
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2006, 03:25:41 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 30, 2006, 03:29:58 pm
Post by: goldencup on May 30, 2006, 03:34:36 pm
Post by: minty on May 30, 2006, 03:35:31 pm
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2006, 08:45:37 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 31, 2006, 12:16:22 am
Kylie's website is so tasteless and crass it makes Big Brother look like Blue Peter.
I am no where near 15 stone, I have a husband and a marriage certificate to prove it but I also have something Kylie and her crowd will never have..
a brain
When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother 'What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?' Here's what she saiid to me...
'Who'd you think you are? There's no chance that you'll go far! You'll end up behind a bar... que sera sera'.
Post by: oldspice on May 31, 2006, 08:07:55 am
Post by: smurfboy on May 31, 2006, 02:49:25 pm
Which do you think?
P.S. It's not meant to offend anyone who does work behind a bar - I just heard it at a cabaret at the weekend and thought it was amusing.
Post by: goldencup on May 31, 2006, 03:34:09 pm
Post by: oldspice on May 31, 2006, 07:06:39 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 31, 2006, 07:27:00 pm
Post by: oldspice on May 31, 2006, 09:53:04 pm
Post by: minty on June 01, 2006, 03:59:34 pm
Pearl's a singer. Apparently.
Who is Pearl?
Post by: oldspice on June 01, 2006, 06:21:12 pm
Post by: goldencup on June 01, 2006, 10:59:03 pm
Post by: oldspice on June 02, 2006, 08:11:57 am
Post by: goldencup on June 02, 2006, 07:17:30 pm
Post by: smurfboy on June 02, 2006, 07:27:15 pm
Post by: lemoneye on June 03, 2006, 01:42:32 pm
Not surprisingly we hear the self righteous crowings of certain members here. I have no responsibility or input concerning the comments entered on the piczo site but i suggest that again, certain members from here do. These insulting comments are ongoing daily and are aimed at my parentage and that of my children etc etc
Once again, I would ask Oldspice to look up a definition of racism.
Thankyou all though for the free psycho analysis. Most entertaining.
If you don't like that site, stay off it eh?
Post by: smurfboy on June 03, 2006, 02:52:17 pm
If you don't like that site, stay off it eh?
The same thing I believe many of us said to your wife/girlfriend/fiancee or whatever she claims to be this week about this site.
Post by: lemoneye on June 03, 2006, 03:05:52 pm
Funny, I haven't seen any posts from her on here...
Maybe you can only read selected sentences from my post.
I am not interested in your apparent obsession with me and my family.
Also, 1) Lemoneye is 20 stone
2) Lemoneye is Jewish
3) Lemoneye is a racist.
4) Lemoneye knows where Lord Lucan is etc etc etc etc etc
What a load of crap.
Post by: on June 03, 2006, 06:04:16 pm
Post by: smurfboy on June 03, 2006, 09:20:36 pm
Also, 1) Lemoneye is 20 stone
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I really couldn't give a crap about your weight - it was only when your 'wife' said everyone on this forum was a fat slob that it came up!