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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: on May 23, 2006, 09:02:03 am
It turns out a study has revealed that Nottingham has four times as much crime as the safest cities.  I'm not surprised, it's ful of oiks, chavs and Twokkers.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Forth Bridges on May 23, 2006, 10:57:26 am
again! I sure there were 1st place last year!
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: on May 23, 2006, 11:18:24 am
Probably were
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2006, 02:22:20 pm
When I lived there it seemed like you couldn't go a week without hearing about a drive-by shooting.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: minty on May 23, 2006, 03:16:41 pm
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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 23, 2006, 03:28:06 pm
What are the crime stats for it? and stats that have been compared to
other cities? It's interesting to hear exact numbers as opposed to just
having the general impression that one place is more dangerous than
another. I am surprised that london isn't the most dangerous
place? 
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 23, 2006, 03:32:01 pm
I know what you mean, people think the south-west has less crime going on but actually Plymouth has one of the highest rates of drug possession in the UK!
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: minty on May 23, 2006, 03:37:48 pm
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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 23, 2006, 03:44:14 pm
Poole in Dorset came out of the poll as the second most safe place, with only 32.71 crimes per 100 population. The safest place is Southend.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 23, 2006, 03:48:41 pm
Are we talking only serious crimes like murder, drug dealing and the like or any crime or any level?
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 23, 2006, 03:51:57 pm

The catagories included were:


Murder, rape, assault, robbery, burglary, vehicle crime and gun crime. Drugs offences are it seems not included in today's report.


Interestingly Plymouth came 38 out of 87. Birmingham is way safer at number 77.

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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: goldencup on May 23, 2006, 03:52:04 pm

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
Poole in Dorset came out of the poll as the second most safe place, with only 32.71 crimes per 100 population. The safest place is Southend.


Sounds very dubious to me.  And I have a house in Poole! 

Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 23, 2006, 03:53:37 pm

The report is here:


http://www.reform.co.uk/filestore/pdf/Urban%20crime%20rankin gs,%20Reform,%202006.pdf

Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2006, 04:02:16 pm
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

The catagories included were:


Murder, rape, assault, robbery, burglary, vehicle crime and gun crime. Drugs offences are it seems not included in today's report.


Interestingly Plymouth came 38 out of 87. Birmingham is way safer at number 77.



Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: minty on May 23, 2006, 04:02:33 pm
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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 23, 2006, 04:09:18 pm
Truro isn't even on the list so I guess that means there is no crime at all in Cornwall
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Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2006, 04:10:20 pm
Nothing worth stealing!
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Post by: minty on May 23, 2006, 04:28:56 pm
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Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: on May 23, 2006, 04:40:12 pm

Quote from: Jules Grimm
Are we talking only serious crimes like murder, drug dealing and the like or any crime or any level?


Apparently it's crimes per head of population, hence london fares relatively well.

Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 23, 2006, 04:54:09 pm
Ok - thats definitely slightly less reassuring, but still no way could
the crime be as bad as down in SA. I know i sound like i'm giving my
country bad press, but unfortunately it is so prevalent that you can't
forget about it.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: oldspice on May 23, 2006, 06:45:43 pm
Peterborough did not do too well in this survey.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: on May 23, 2006, 07:10:35 pm
No, if I remember it's a bit of a Chav central.
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: Jules Grimm on May 25, 2006, 03:29:31 pm
if i may ask what are "oiks, chavs and Twokkers."?
Title: Nottingham crime capital of UK
Post by: on May 25, 2006, 06:37:23 pm

Oiks are very lower class scruffy loking people with lots of tatoos, shellsuits and women who smoke while pushing their prams around.  Chavs are people who dress in cheap jewellrey, wear burberry caps and say 'innit' alot.  Chavs can also be people with a bit of money but bad taste.  A person who plays golf in an Arsenal shirt is a Chav.


Twokkers are lowlife scum who steal cars.  It's an acronym for Taking Without Owners Consent.