We are told people turn up for auditions for BB and none of the contestants chosen know one another....................
Big Brother contestants Grace and Nikki are keeping a secret - they've been buddies for ages, They have worked together on the perfume counter at posh department store Harrods and often party at showbiz haunt Chinawhite. It also emerged yesterday that wannabe IT girl Grace is "very good friends" with Calum Best and is being pestered for a date by Hollywood bad boy Christian Slater, who has even called her mum at home.
My local paper (which is printed six nights a week) has headlines today which announce:
I dated BB girl Grace
It tells the story of a local ice hockey player who dated her for two months earlier this year. These are the blazing local headlines.
This is supposed to be local news. Big news.
I give up.