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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on May 19, 2006, 02:22:00 am

Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: smurfboy on May 19, 2006, 02:22:00 am
Did you see it coming? Is she as much of a bitch as the tabloids claim? Or was it simply impossible to live up to Saint Linda?
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: oldspice on May 19, 2006, 08:07:44 am
No, I think Paul got fed up with going home and finding her legless on the sofa.
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: chocolate chick on May 19, 2006, 09:41:43 am
 
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: chocolate chick on May 19, 2006, 09:43:07 am
I did not see it coming as I thought they were very together but I saw a coloumist on GMTV who paints Heather in a ver ybad light. I think her name is Carol Matthews, she was on this years Fit Club. She was saying that Heather used to be a call girl and has married wealth before. 
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: smurfboy on May 19, 2006, 01:25:53 pm
Carole Malone.
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: lemoneye on May 19, 2006, 02:42:51 pm
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat
in hospital talking to his mate.


"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold
digger?"


His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: chocolate chick on May 19, 2006, 03:10:48 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
Carole Malone.


Thats the one.
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: BONKERS on May 19, 2006, 03:12:00 pm
 NICE ONE LEMONEYE!!!!!! Don't know much about them apart from the obvious, But from what I've heard she was a pain in the arse and apparently Stella hated her guts as well. Still if he loved her that much then thats his lookout. Still, she'll be quids in though. I bet he wishes he wrote up his pre-nups
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Post by: loulou on May 19, 2006, 04:43:27 pm
It said in the paper she will walk (or in heathers case hop) away with 200 million which isn't bad is it?
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Post by: oldspice on May 19, 2006, 09:08:48 pm
Sex with Paul McCartney for four years and 200 million. Some women have all the luck.
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: loulou on May 19, 2006, 09:12:08 pm

From Daily Mirror:


HEATHER Mills is so devastated over her split from Sir Paul McCartney the stress has put her back in a wheelchair.


The 38-year-old suffered a relapse from leg surgery she had four weeks ago, brought on by the collapse of their marriage.


Friends said Heather has hardly slept since breaking up from Macca,  two weeks ago and has been in floods of tears. One added: "She's in a very low place."

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Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: smurfboy on May 19, 2006, 09:48:38 pm
Quote from: loulou

One added: "She's in a very low place."



Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: loulou on May 19, 2006, 09:49:50 pm
Obviously her wheelchair is low.
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Post by: minty on May 25, 2006, 05:29:54 pm
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Post by: loulou on May 25, 2006, 09:05:10 pm
Sir Paul must have been stupid to think she married him for anything else than his money.
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Post by: oldspice on May 27, 2006, 09:30:29 am
Well, he's not bad looking and he can sing a bit....
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: on May 27, 2006, 10:00:46 am
I don't know her so can't comment.  I suspect they have split for sexual reasons.
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Post by: oldspice on May 27, 2006, 10:37:19 am

You mean she couldn't get her leg over?

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Post by: loulou on May 27, 2006, 04:10:19 pm
I read last night  (in Grazia magazine) that heather wants Paul back.Apparently they split as she was sick of him being on tour.
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Post by: minty on May 30, 2006, 12:18:51 pm
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Post by: Jules Grimm on May 30, 2006, 02:18:52 pm
I don't think Sir Paul is the sort of guy you can just dump and then take back when you feel like it. At least i hope not!
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Post by: minty on June 01, 2006, 03:30:32 pm
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Post by: oldspice on June 01, 2006, 06:26:14 pm
Two bob
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Post by: smurfboy on June 01, 2006, 06:41:17 pm
And a toffee apple.
Title: Paul and Heather
Post by: Jules Grimm on June 02, 2006, 02:18:59 pm
One can only hope...