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Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2006, 01:43:50 pm

Is it wrong to seduce someone just because they have a car? I ask because I've seen a pair of chest of drawers that I like and it would be a right palaver carrying them on the bus.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 05, 2006, 02:06:14 pm

I'm sure there's a joke about hatchbacks in that somewhere but I'm too tired to think of it

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: chocolate chick on May 05, 2006, 02:31:00 pm

Couldn't you ask a friend who has a car to help you?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2006, 03:52:32 pm

My friends are all too poor to have cars unfortunately!  The other solution is to bribe my dad but he will moan at me about spending money...

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: oldspice on May 05, 2006, 04:00:41 pm

Hmm difficult one. Does it have to be seduction? Can't it just be an exchange of favours - they give you a lift and you perhaps cook them a meal or something?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2006, 04:03:04 pm

Seduction is less work than cooking

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: chocolate chick on May 05, 2006, 04:13:44 pm

Buy M&S and pass it off as your own.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2006, 04:16:23 pm

'This is not just food...'

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 05, 2006, 04:45:25 pm

Surely the furniture shop does delivery?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2006, 08:32:52 pm

Smurfy are they coming from a shop?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 06, 2006, 12:21:58 pm

No, Jupiter

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: oldspice on May 06, 2006, 08:14:00 pm

A won't be much bloody use then.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 06, 2006, 10:01:41 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

No, Jupiter

I meant perhaps could they be coming from someone else's house or an auction room. Dopey.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 06, 2006, 10:45:14 pm

You don't say, I'm shocked...

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 07, 2006, 01:31:07 am

What you really need smurfy is a wheelbarrow.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: oldspice on May 07, 2006, 10:12:52 am

As he wheeled his wheelbarrow, through the streets  broad and narrow, singing.....

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 07, 2006, 02:37:27 pm

Quote from: oldspice

As he wheeled his wheelbarrow, through the streets  broad and narrow, singing.....

anyone want to see my new drawers?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: oldspice on May 07, 2006, 04:29:44 pm

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Post by: chocolate chick on May 08, 2006, 11:29:54 am

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 08, 2006, 06:51:01 pm

Did you get them smurfy?

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: smurfboy on May 08, 2006, 07:20:12 pm

Bank statement arrived today - they will have to wait...

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: oldspice on May 08, 2006, 07:29:04 pm

Ah

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: loulou on May 08, 2006, 07:46:35 pm

   Let's have a whip round for Smurfys drawers. I have  a camel and some silver coins.

Title: Moral dilemma
Post by: minty on May 10, 2006, 05:37:25 pm

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