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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 10:53:57 pm

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 10:53:57 pm

I just thought I'd share what our newest member, KylieK, had to say to me by way of welcome:









Sent: 24 March 2006 at 22:14Delete Reply To Private Message




hello youve been giving my friend a hard time i hear  well i suggest you leave her alone before you regret it and believe me you will


Yes, it was sent as a PM, but I thought something so sweet and special deserved a wider audience. What a delightful and articulate girl this Kylie must be. Welcome to the forum. Let's hope you continue in this delightful tone.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2006, 10:56:09 pm
Smurfy it won't be a real person, just an alter ego. How very childish. What next 'my dad can fight your dad'
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: goldencup on March 24, 2006, 10:56:15 pm
That is disgusting and needs drawing to the attention of Chocadmin.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2006, 10:57:34 pm
Let's see if kylie wants to come on the forum and introduce herself properly.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 10:59:14 pm
Introduce - that's a whole nine letters. Are you sure she will be able to cope?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 24, 2006, 10:59:48 pm
Bet she/he/she won't
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: wjp666 on March 24, 2006, 11:15:39 pm
threatening people over the internet. ive never understood how that works.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 11:17:27 pm
Exactly. Is she going to email me an 'ee-val' as Vicky Pollard would say?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: wjp666 on March 24, 2006, 11:21:01 pm
i'd start to worry, smurfy. she's probably eyeing you through a telescopic lens right now.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 11:21:37 pm
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2006, 11:23:01 pm
Nah she'll only be about 12 judging by her really crap grammar.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: wjp666 on March 24, 2006, 11:25:38 pm

dont mock her! she'll make you regret it! believe me!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 11:28:43 pm
Yeh u wil regretit Lou coz my name is Kylie an i iz dead hard innit
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: wjp666 on March 24, 2006, 11:33:00 pm
am i bovvered?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2006, 11:36:44 pm

smurfy have you seen her pic?


 

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: goldencup on March 24, 2006, 11:37:52 pm
I have.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2006, 11:47:39 pm
A spotty 13 year old teen mum. Fag in one hand, sprog in the other. It's like that 'chavscum' site came to life!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 07:46:54 am
Some girl chavs are really pretty.  I never understand what they see in their stupid spotty boyfriends.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 08:18:54 am
Is she really called Kylie? I mean that's just too stereotypical - chavvy, thick AND called Kylie?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 08:29:20 am

Why is Kylie a chavvy name?  Kylie Minogue isn't a Chav, she is a lovely young woman.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 08:36:42 am
A lot of people who name their children after celebs are chavs. Believe me, Kylie is chavvy.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 08:46:30 am
As long as you are not having a dig a Miss Minogue.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 08:56:17 am

I should be so lucky.

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Post by: on March 25, 2006, 08:57:28 am

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 09:01:08 am
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 25, 2006, 11:46:01 am
One of my very goodfriends at work s called kylie and she isn't a chav. However she comes from Oz! 
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 02:50:14 pm

Exactly. In Oz it's a traditional Aboriginal name - in the UK it's chosen by people who use 'Heat' like a baby names book.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 02:56:04 pm
Who is her friend, who you are meant to have offended? bounty hunter38801.6225231482
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 03:02:18 pm
I'll give you one guess!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 03:28:27 pm

Rumplestiltskin?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 03:33:33 pm

Think of someone with spelling almost as bad as Kylie's who has been very vocally anti-Smurf lately...

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 03:35:02 pm
Ah I see.  Do you have any theories who Kyliek is? 
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 03:36:20 pm
I thought she was an alter ego, but check their website and you'll find pics of Kylie in all her 'glory'.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 03:43:49 pm
I haven't seen their website.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 03:47:37 pm
There's a link on dear old Babygirl's profile.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 25, 2006, 03:50:35 pm
Its very sad, fancy flaunting yourself like that!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 03:51:41 pm
It wouldn't be so bad if there was anything worse flaunting!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 25, 2006, 03:53:44 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
It wouldn't be so bad if there was anything worse flaunting!


Can't think of anything worse!!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 03:59:00 pm
I'm a flirt but I don't flaunt. 
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 25, 2006, 04:00:13 pm
bless you bounty. there is no harm in flirting
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 04:00:23 pm
Quote from: kermie

Quote from: smurfboy
It wouldn't be so bad if there was anything worse flaunting!


Can't think of anything worse!!



 I think that's what they call a Freudian slip!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 04:02:30 pm
I'm a bit lost. Are we talking about Babygirl? I thought everything was sweet again?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kermie on March 25, 2006, 04:03:57 pm

if you had the row the other nght


I was laughing my socks off

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 04:07:37 pm

What row?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 04:08:14 pm
What was it about?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 04:09:55 pm
Quote from: kermie

if you had the row the other nght


I was laughing my socks off



Were they black knee-length socks by any chance?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 04:28:51 pm

Quote from: oldspice
I'm a bit lost. Are we talking about Babygirl? I thought everything was sweet again?


You didn't see what she called me the other night! And now she's getting her chavvy little mates to join up to send me so-called 'threatening' PMs! You can't help but laugh when you think she was bleating on to me and Lou the other night about what a fantastic social life she has!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 04:29:39 pm
Don't forget the wedding smurfy.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 04:30:51 pm
I am in the picture now Smurfy and I think she is an absolute cow. As  
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 04:31:18 pm
It's easy to forget what she said when at least 50% of it was made up.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 05:45:28 pm
Aren't pics on websites public property?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 05:47:17 pm
You can't 'steal' pictures from a publicly accessible, non-copyrighted website. And if you want to talk disrespectful, where was the respect in calling me a sad homo in chat the other night? There are laws against discrimination on the grounds of sexuality and Chocadmin may feel obliged to remove the users who put his website at risk by making such comments.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 05:51:32 pm

I am intelligent enough not to be a homophobe. How about you babygirl?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 05:53:01 pm
If the nine letters in that word are too much to cope with, we'll understand if you need some time.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 05:54:10 pm
Quote from: babygirl

my 'hideous' family and my 'chav' friends


Glad you see it my way.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 05:55:00 pm

Quote from: babygirl
some of my best friends are gay and i have two gay family members so no not a homophobe!


Are they on your website??

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 05:56:13 pm

Quote from: babygirl
some of my best friends are gay and i have two gay family members so no not a homophobe!


Would these friends and family members be proud to see you calling someone a sad homo?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: babygirl on March 25, 2006, 05:56:40 pm

not as yet most of them are 'hideous family' pictures!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 05:59:24 pm
They certainly are
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Post by: babygirl on March 25, 2006, 06:08:26 pm
No real answers then!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 06:13:55 pm

Oldspice - I am surprised that you have decided to fall into line with smurf"boy"


Following like sheep may be order of the day for the carrot cruncher and the mackem but you i had credited with at least some integrity and intelligence.


 


What a ridiculous statement. Does having intelligence and integrity rely on agreeing with you? 


You and your other half have always relied on creating conflict and enjoying the role of 'injured poster'. Both of you are racist and homophobic so don't bother denying it.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 06:15:52 pm
'Mackem and carrot cruncher' eh? This from the woman who called US stupid!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:16:39 pm
Not a woman, just a girl.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: babygirl on March 25, 2006, 06:21:51 pm

  1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
  2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

Hmmm yes racism, i would like to hear some examples! For a 'college lecturer' you know nothing!!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 06:21:58 pm

Funny how the tone of her posts changes occasionally - almost as if someone else is pulling the strings...

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Post by: babygirl on March 25, 2006, 06:23:37 pm

Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men.


Homophobic...Fear i don't think so! again name an example of fearing a lesbian or a gay?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 25, 2006, 06:25:44 pm
Hello lemoneye! 
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:26:40 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

Funny how the tone of her posts changes occasionally - almost as if someone else is pulling the strings...



Yes . Some posts are too chav and others are quite legible.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:28:16 pm
Must be a nightmare when someone cannot talk on a forum without their partner wanting to watch their every word.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: babygirl on March 25, 2006, 06:30:03 pm
What makes you say that loulou?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 06:30:54 pm
To quote someone not very far away, 'If you can't work it out you must be as thick as you look'!
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:31:53 pm
 ROTFL 





Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:32:45 pm
Well do you see GC or Oldspices husbands joining the forum or do they leave them alone .
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 06:37:13 pm
I would have no problem with anyone's partner joining - it's when they switch between IDs depending on the topic that bugs me.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 06:38:24 pm
To me it's like saying I want to see what you say on there.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: lemoneye on March 25, 2006, 08:48:43 pm

Good grief.


 

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 25, 2006, 08:51:15 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

Funny how the tone of her posts changes occasionally - almost as if someone else is pulling the strings...



If you pull the farting strings too much you have to be careful. sh*te usually follows.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: buttercupbaby on March 25, 2006, 08:52:12 pm
yes this is true
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Post by: kevvosa on March 25, 2006, 08:54:12 pm

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: kyliek on March 25, 2006, 09:12:08 pm
right here we go just to put the record straight i have no children  and that pm wasnt a threat i  simply implied that if you carried  on being a bully i would join in against you. i can put up with your rude comments and pathetic stories but you really are pathetic for stealing pictures and posting them here.  please do carry on amusing me with your tales about me, it is highly hilarious. it will keep me laughing for age's.
good luck trying to bully me.



Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 25, 2006, 09:23:54 pm

Quote from: kyliek
please do carry on amusing me with your tales about me, it is highly hilarious. it will keep me laughing for age's.


Not as much as your brain dead rants make me laugh.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 09:52:49 pm
smurfy has your pic been stolen too and put on another site?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: lemoneye on March 25, 2006, 10:02:10 pm

Quote from: loulou
smurfy has your pic been stolen too and put on another site?


I think you will find that it cannot be stolen...blah blah blah


God it's boring and uncomfortable pretending to be like you

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 25, 2006, 10:02:28 pm

ANy chance of stoping  this!!!??


 


I agree with Old spice!!!!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 10:17:29 pm
Quote from: oldspice
What a ridiculous statement. Does having intelligence and integrity rely on agreeing with you? 

You and your other half have always relied on creating conflict and enjoying the role of 'injured poster'. Both of you are racist and homophobic so don't bother denying it.



Yes you are right to agree with oldspice 623.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: lemoneye on March 25, 2006, 10:20:29 pm
Quote from: loulou
Quote from: oldspice
What a ridiculous statement. Does having intelligence and integrity rely on agreeing with you? 

You and your other half have always relied on creating conflict and enjoying the role of 'injured poster'. Both of you are racist and homophobic so don't bother denying it.



Yes you are right to agree with oldspice 623.



This has been subsequently disproved. Read the WHOLE thread. Unless you have deleted it as it doesn't fit in with YOUR opinion Loulou. A forum with a new moderator who is clearly NOT impartial...


 

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 10:21:35 pm
lemoneye does married life not suit you cos you really have changed.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: lemoneye on March 25, 2006, 10:24:56 pm

Quote from: loulou
lemoneye does married life not suit you cos you really have changed.


Have i? I do not think so.


Married life suits me very well thankyou.


Some of the crap you were spouting on side chat earlier was pretty weak. I would suggest i am not the one who has changed.


Your apparent need for an enemy has disrupted the forum again. Can you not just invent another one?


You are moderator now so you can have near complete control of your little imaginary world.


Pitiful.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 10:28:56 pm
This forum was perfectly happy until your other half came along with her nasty comments and snidey remarks to smurfy. Couldn't you just shut her up a bit?
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: lemoneye on March 25, 2006, 10:34:52 pm

Quote from: loulou
This forum was perfectly happy until your other half came along with her nasty comments and snidey remarks to smurfy. Couldn't you just shut her up a bit?


The friction actually started over the thread about the smoking ban.


I started that thread and i apologise.


Smurfboy and Oldspice and others took exception to Lisa's view that the ban was unfair, and made a LOT of personal and unpleasant comments. Of course that was bound to illicit a response!


Of course, no one seems to care about being personally nasty to Lisa and disregards what smurfboy says.


It is very frustrating. I spoke to Smurfy on MSN and we agreed a truce. However, he was unable or unwilling to abide by said truce and the whole thing escalated again.


You have all shown a nasty and vicious side whilst also displaying a startling naivity and apparent blindness and refusal to see BOTH sides.


Sure one person sl*gs someone off - they respond etc etc. Not this wolfpack scenario we have witnessed here. It seems most out of character for most of you. I was surprised and disappointed by many of your posts and Oldspices posts.

lemoneye38801.9458101852
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: loulou on March 25, 2006, 10:58:10 pm
I am surprised and disappointed by many of your posts too.
Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 26, 2006, 05:37:01 am
Quote from: lemoneye

Quote from: loulou
This forum was perfectly happy until your other half came along with her nasty comments and snidey remarks to smurfy. Couldn't you just shut her up a bit?


The friction actually started over the thread about the smoking ban.


I started that thread and i apologise.


Smurfboy and Oldspice and others took exception to Lisa's view that the ban was unfair, and made a LOT of personal and unpleasant comments. Of course that was bound to illicit a response!


Of course, no one seems to care about being personally nasty to Lisa and disregards what smurfboy says.


It is very frustrating. I spoke to Smurfy on MSN and we agreed a truce. However, he was unable or unwilling to abide by said truce and the whole thing escalated again.


You have all shown a nasty and vicious side whilst also displaying a startling naivity and apparent blindness and refusal to see BOTH sides.


Sure one person sl*gs someone off - they respond etc etc. Not this wolfpack scenario we have witnessed here. It seems most out of character for most of you. I was surprised and disappointed by many of your posts and Oldspices posts.



You seem to be having trouble making your mind up. On one hand you and Lisa have gone to great pains to point out that you are individuals (see the 'Why' thread) and that anything you said to me does not represent Lisa's views. Yet now you claim a truce I called with you applies to her as well! Which is it Lemoneye?


You claim people have made personal remarks towards Lisa/Babygirl, but there were no personal remarks until the two of you began making allusions to my private life. I defended myself as I have a right to. I have also been on this forum for a long time so if people who like me stick up for me I am grateful to them, and will certainly not tell them not to defend me. That's their choice.


I have had to suffer abuse every day of my life ffor twenty-six years. I don't think I deserve to face more just because I disagree with smoking in public places. Lisa/Babygirl has resorted to the lowest common denominator on every occasion possible and you have joined in with her. Even if it was 'six of one, half a dozen of the other', at least I haven't got my friends to join the forum and send abusive private messages to Babygirl.


Lemoneye, Babygirl and KylieK have all deliberately personally abused me. I've had everything from suggestions that I am somehow jealous of Babygirl's life to insinuations that I deliberately leave chat or the forum when Lemoneye appears. Well here's a shocker - I don't hang around on this forum in the hope that he'll turn up. I have a life of my own and don't log in and out of this forum according to whether Lemoneye appears.


The bottom line is that these people have been treating me like sh*t and don't like the fact that I fought back. I will continue to do so as long as that cheap mouthy little slut keeps having a go at me.


 


 

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: on March 26, 2006, 09:25:06 am

Smurfboy wrote: "I have had to suffer abuse every day of my life ffor twenty-six years"


Why?

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 26, 2006, 09:52:08 am

Smurfboy and Oldspice and others took exception to Lisa's view that the ban was unfair, and made a LOT of personal and unpleasant comments. Of course that was bound to illicit a response!


 


I did not make ANY personal comments to Lisa. I agree with the ban and I expressed my views as forcefully as Lisa did. When she started making comments about "back doors" i responded accordingly. We all knew what she meant.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: oldspice on March 26, 2006, 12:04:31 pm

Some weeks ago, when our old friend wp returned to the forum and asked what he had missed this is the reply he received from lemoneye:


What have you missed?


Well the entire forum has taken a HUGE swing to the left and the website is to be re named The Marxist Review


Apart from that we have all the usual nonsense and hipocrasy that you would expect.


Sadly Bounty Hunter has left so most of the genuinely entertaining threads have now dried up


This was completely unprovoked. It was purely and simply an attack on regular forum members who were discussing nothing in particular. It PRE-DATES the smoking debate that triggered further conflict. 


This is the type of response we have had to put up with from lemoneye (most of it directed at my political sympathies) and this is why I have finally had enough and bit back (although I admit that some of my behaviour yesterday was childish and un-becoming). 


I can find numerous other examples but I will leave it there for now. I apologise for some of the unnecessary and unkind remarks I made yesterday but I WILL NOT apologise for defending a Forum friend  and I am not sorry that I have finally expressed feelings that have been bubbling beneath the surface for some time.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 26, 2006, 12:21:41 pm

so this whoel point if this 4 page rubbish ( Yes rubbish) with 98odd post is about RUBBISH!


adn compline about a post about a post complaining!!


i';m still agreeing with oldpsice I don't knwo why!


can someone plases lock this thred before it goes any further!!!!

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: goldencup on March 26, 2006, 12:22:09 pm

Quote from: kyliek
right here we go just to put the record straight i have no children  and that pm wasnt a threat i  simply implied that if you carried  on being a bully i would join in against you. i can put up with your rude comments and pathetic stories but you really are pathetic for stealing pictures and posting them here.  please do carry on amusing me with your tales about me, it is highly hilarious. it will keep me laughing for age's.
good luck trying to bully me.


So that Kylie King on the website posing with boyfriend and a baby isn't you then?  And if what you said to Smurfy was not a threat, I don't know what is.  Nor do I want to.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: smurfboy on March 26, 2006, 03:02:22 pm
Quote from: 623058

so this whoel point if this 4 page rubbish ( Yes rubbish) with 98odd post is about RUBBISH!


adn compline about a post about a post complaining!!


i';m still agreeing with oldpsice I don't knwo why!


can someone plases lock this thred before it goes any further!!!!



If you think it's rubbish the simple solution is to ignore the thread and not reply to it.

Title: A big welcome from KylieK
Post by: chocadmin on March 26, 2006, 05:34:50 pm

That's enough bickering in this thread (*lock*).


I remember the days long ago when people just got along with one another and accepted everybody elses opinion without being critical or spiteful.


The forum is for meeting and discussion, note "discussion" not petty arguments!