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Title: Worst film ever
Post by: smurfboy on March 12, 2006, 04:04:26 pm

What in your opinion is the worst film ever made?


My vote goes to a Reg Varney film (to be honest I could finish the post there!) called 'The Best Pair of Legs in the Business'. He played a drag act at a caravan park who's wife was trying to leave him. He was obviously trying to show he could do more than obvious slapstick comedy. He couldn't. It was bloody awful.


Any more votes?

Title: Worst film ever
Post by: loulou on March 12, 2006, 04:05:03 pm
The Blairwitch Project
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: smurfboy on March 12, 2006, 04:07:11 pm
Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is also particularly bad. It's a farce that 'stars' Leslie Phillips and Joanna Lumley. I thought it would be like a Carry On, but they forgot to put the jokes in somehow...
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: on March 12, 2006, 04:19:28 pm

Titanic.


Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.

Title: Worst film ever
Post by: goldencup on March 12, 2006, 04:28:33 pm
I'm with you there Black-Knight!  (About the film I mean!)
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: oldspice on March 12, 2006, 04:36:36 pm
Anything with car chases, guns, American accents you can't understand and screaming women. Take your pick.
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: on March 12, 2006, 04:37:54 pm
Quote from: Black-Knight

Titanic.


Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.



Good grief, i'm even slevering when I type about her!

Title: Worst film ever
Post by: on March 12, 2006, 04:38:22 pm

Quote from: oldspice
Anything with car chases, guns, American accents you can't understand and screaming women. Take your pick.


Title: Worst film ever
Post by: on March 12, 2006, 05:26:45 pm

The Blob was quite bad and was given a XXX rating for hits horror content at the time.  The Telly Tubbies are scarier.


Jaws III was incredibly bad.  It was almost a spoof but I think it did intend to be a serious sequel.


 

Title: Worst film ever
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 12, 2006, 06:31:49 pm
Quote from: Black-Knight

Titanic.


Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.




 


I aggrees that was sh*t film I was is uck at at the box office!

Title: Worst film ever
Post by: Nikkers on March 12, 2006, 08:42:40 pm
vanilla sky with tom cruise. i didn't know what the hell was going on
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: oldspice on March 13, 2006, 06:58:26 am
Jaws III was indeed bad. For horror, look no further than Slither.
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: on March 13, 2006, 07:31:44 am
Does anyone remember the guy who had the prison uniform on.  He was some sort of comedian and he used to say 'slither' and 'spook'. Can't remember his name.  Was mid-late eighties.
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: smurfboy on March 13, 2006, 03:37:40 pm
I thought Pearl Harbour was atrocious. If you don't like Titanic for god's sake don't watch this; it will make you long for Leo and Kate!
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: babygirl on March 13, 2006, 08:13:50 pm
I really dislike all the star wars films and all the batman films thought they were terrible!!
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: smurfboy on March 14, 2006, 12:45:27 am
I can add another one to the list tonight. I have just been to see Final Destination 3. If 1 and 2 were anywhere near as bad, god knows how they got the money to make 3...
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: loulou on March 14, 2006, 12:47:55 am
If you didn't see 1 and 2 then how could you follow 3 ?
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: smurfboy on March 14, 2006, 01:08:16 am
You didn't need to - it's a schlock horror so none of the cast from the previous two survived.
Title: Worst film ever
Post by: wjp666 on March 14, 2006, 01:42:43 am

blair witch? worst film ever? what?! its one of the great classics of the 90's! also, jaws 4 was far worse than 3...


worst film EVER? the remake of Rollerball. euck!