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Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: minty on March 02, 2006, 12:48:16 pm
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Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 02, 2006, 01:07:08 pm

EVen shorter!


#once upon a time.


a dog foudn a bone!


he lived happly ever after!


 

Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: goldencup on March 02, 2006, 02:00:12 pm
I prefer Minty's version.
Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: smurfboy on March 02, 2006, 02:09:25 pm

Quote from: minty
The world's shortest fairy tale ...

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.


Then she realised she had no money to pay for anything, went bankrupt, and married a very rich gullible man twice her age with a heart condition...

Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: goldencup on March 02, 2006, 02:11:15 pm
That's an even better version!
Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: minty on March 02, 2006, 02:27:13 pm
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Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 02, 2006, 02:29:22 pm
don't she end in cournt trying to keep the money?
Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: smurfboy on March 02, 2006, 02:30:21 pm
And on the cover of Playboy...
Title: Fairy tale..
Post by: loulou on March 02, 2006, 05:12:07 pm
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