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Title: Why?
Post by: oldspice on February 25, 2006, 05:59:13 pm

I cook dinner. ONCE IN A WHILE, my husband does the washing up. So why does he come out of the kitchen all smiles only to announce proudly:

"I've done YOUR washing up dear."

Title: Why?
Post by: oldspice on February 25, 2006, 06:00:21 pm

WHY does he fill the kettle for a cup of tea, boil it, and four hours later I'm still waiting for a cup of tea?

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Post by: loulou on February 25, 2006, 06:10:17 pm

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Post by: goldencup on February 25, 2006, 08:41:52 pm

Oldspice my husband is obviously a bigamist! What nights do you see him?

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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2006, 01:06:36 am

Does he come in and proudly say 'I've put the rubbish out', beaming as if he expects a round of applause? That is a common complaint amongst my female friends!

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Post by: scampycat on February 26, 2006, 01:55:57 am

spicey, you are so lucky you never actually get the cup of tea, my hubby makes me one once in a purple moon, makes it soo rotten...like warm watery milky..he so knows i will never ask him for another...nice to see you spicey by the way! has been a while...am still around but once again i will vanish mid march.. BUT I WILL BE BACK..!!

Title: Why?
Post by: oldspice on February 26, 2006, 09:21:05 am

Hubbie made a pot of tea for FOUR of us this morning. With ONE teabag!!!

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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2006, 01:15:24 pm

Reminds me of a story I heard once about a woman in hospital. She asked her husband to bring her in a clean nightie, saying 'there's one in the washing machine'. Bring it in he did - literally straight from the machine, without bothering to dry it! 'Well you didn't say...' he protested as water dripped from the bag...

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Post by: oldspice on February 26, 2006, 03:41:32 pm

My husband wouldn't know what a nightie looks like!

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Post by: lorri on February 26, 2006, 04:40:30 pm

dirty washing up put on draining board above the empty dishwasher makes me sooooooo :x lol

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Post by: lorri on February 26, 2006, 04:41:33 pm

ok so that should of said......makes me soooo cross !!

Title: Why?
Post by: EASTEREGG on February 26, 2006, 10:59:04 pm

Quote from: oldspice

I cook dinner. ONCE IN A WHILE, my husband does the washing up. So why does he come out of the kitchen all smiles only to announce proudly:

"I've done YOUR washing up dear."

YOU MADE MESS. YOUR WASHING UP.

YOUR HUSBAND VERY GOOD. IN MY COUNTRY THIS SHALL NOT HAPPEN.

Title: Why?
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2006, 11:36:01 pm

What country?

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Post by: EASTEREGG on February 26, 2006, 11:40:51 pm

Quote from: loulou

What country?

DIMESH ISLANDS IF YOU MUST KNOW.

THIS 2ND TIME I POST THAT. DONT REMOVE AGAIN.

Title: Why?
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2006, 11:41:49 pm

Where is that Easteregg?

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Post by: EASTEREGG on February 26, 2006, 11:44:51 pm

Quote from: loulou

Where is that Easteregg?

3 POSTS REMOVED NOW.

ABUSE OF POWER. CHOCADMIN WILL BE INFORMED.

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Post by: Forth Bridges on February 26, 2006, 11:45:23 pm

Quote from: EASTEREGG

Quote from: loulou
What country?

DIMESH ISLANDS IF YOU MUST KNOW.

THIS 2ND TIME I POST THAT. DONT REMOVE AGAIN.

far better taste thsi time! easter

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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2006, 11:45:42 pm

I can still see your post.

Where is Dimesh? I think you've made it up.

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Post by: loulou on February 26, 2006, 11:45:58 pm

Where is Dimesh Islands?

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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2006, 11:48:42 pm

I have googled 'Dimesh Islands' and there is no such place. loulou38774.9988888889

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Post by: loulou on February 26, 2006, 11:49:38 pm

Easteregg I think we should start again and play nicely.

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Post by: EASTEREGG on February 26, 2006, 11:50:27 pm

WHATS THE POINT IN A MODERATOR IF SHE ONLY MODERATES PEOPLE SHE DOESNT LIKE WHILE LETS HER FRIENDS POST WHAT SHE WANTS.

I SUGEST YOU DO MORE RESEARCH INTO THE DIMESH ISLANDS (NATIVE NAME)

loulou38774.9987268519

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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2006, 11:53:29 pm

I have researched it and it doesn't exist.

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Post by: loulou on February 27, 2006, 12:09:43 am

Easteregg you told us you were from Pakistan. Is that near the Dimish Islands?

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Post by: EASTEREGG on February 27, 2006, 12:12:36 am

Quote from: loulou

Easteregg you told us you were from Pakistan. Is that near the Dimish Islands?

THAT IS LIE. I NEVER TOLD THAT.

YOU NOW HAVE PM SAYING WHERE DIMESH IS.

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Post by: loulou on February 27, 2006, 12:13:31 am

Ok I aint trawling posts here but you told us Pakistan at the weekend.

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Post by: EASTEREGG on February 27, 2006, 12:17:45 am

Quote from: loulou

Ok I aint trawling posts here but you told us Pakistan at the weekend.

NO. SEARCH EASTEREGG AND SEE MY GETTING KNOW YOU TOPIC.

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Post by: smurfboy on February 27, 2006, 12:19:34 am

No one wants to get to know you. We hate your guts.

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Post by: loulou on February 27, 2006, 12:20:21 am

Smurfy that's not very charitable. what have I said about peace and harmony.

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Post by: smurfboy on February 27, 2006, 12:21:43 am

Dunno.

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Post by: chocolate chick on February 27, 2006, 09:26:54 am

Quote from: oldspice

I cook dinner. ONCE IN A WHILE, my husband does the washing up. So why does he come out of the kitchen all smiles only to announce proudly:

"I've done YOUR washing up dear."

Back to the original topic.

I have been putting my foot down with David. Asking him to come and do the washing up with me and getting him to hang his clothes up!

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Post by: goldencup on February 27, 2006, 09:44:19 am

That's a good idea CC - get him trained from the start.

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 27, 2006, 09:48:38 am

yes good for you choccie chick.

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Post by: chocolate chick on February 27, 2006, 09:55:02 am

Thank you, that was my thinking. His family take the p*ss out of him for being so messy so I decided to take action. Mess just seems to follow him around though, I keep introducing him to Mr Bin

I don't mind doing the cooking, but I do expect some kind of help with the washing up and why should he just put his clothes on the floor and expect me to pick them up!!

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Post by: loulou on March 01, 2006, 07:33:47 am

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Post by: oldspice on March 01, 2006, 09:14:09 pm

Quote from: EASTEREGG

Quote from: oldspice

I cook dinner. ONCE IN A WHILE, my husband does the washing up. So why does he come out of the kitchen all smiles only to announce proudly:

"I've done YOUR washing up dear."

YOU MADE MESS. YOUR WASHING UP.

YOUR HUSBAND VERY GOOD. IN MY COUNTRY THIS SHALL NOT HAPPEN.

Is that why you came to live here? To make the most of our liberal ways?

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Post by: smurfboy on March 02, 2006, 02:01:57 am

And I thought it was just for the Easter Eggs...

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Post by: oldspice on March 02, 2006, 06:51:08 am

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Post by: chocolate chick on March 02, 2006, 10:08:35 am

There are Easter Eggs in Asda!

I would prefer a Pink iPod mini but I don't think its gonna happen

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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 02, 2006, 10:46:07 am

what is this topicve about? I lost rack of it ages ago?

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Post by: chocolate chick on March 02, 2006, 11:15:06 am

Not really sure 623 but I just thought I would start talking about Easter Eggs to lighten the mood

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on March 02, 2006, 11:24:57 am

I saw a nice looking Guylian easter egg at the newsagent last Sunday.

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Post by: chocolate chick on March 02, 2006, 11:29:06 am

Guylian chocolate is very nice. They do them in Lindt sized bars now in Tesco.

The Lily O'Briens one looks good too.

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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 02, 2006, 01:07:53 pm

I want that £10 Lindt easter egg!

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Post by: on March 02, 2006, 04:26:39 pm

Quote from: oldspice

I cook dinner. ONCE IN A WHILE, my husband does the washing up. So why does he come out of the kitchen all smiles only to announce proudly:

"I've done YOUR washing up dear."

At at the end of the day washing up is a woman's job. However, I don't mind doing it, because if my girlfriend has cooked me a nice meal it's only fair that I should help her out. I always wipe up too.

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Post by: loulou on March 02, 2006, 05:09:05 pm

Now i know that you don't truly believe that washing up is a womans job bounty.

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Post by: oldspice on March 02, 2006, 05:21:30 pm

WHY is it a woman's job??? What a load of twaddle you do come out with. I think you do it to wind people up!

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Post by: loulou on March 02, 2006, 05:22:32 pm

What can you expect from a single 40 yr old male ?

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Post by: oldspice on March 02, 2006, 07:18:55 pm

Are you related to Cliff Richard or Jimmy Saville Bounty?