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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on February 13, 2006, 10:42:25 pm

Title: The Queen
Post by: smurfboy on February 13, 2006, 10:42:25 pm
The poor woman is 80 in a couple of months. Doesn't she deserve a bit of a break? I bet sometimes she thinks 'sod it, I don't want to be shown around a biscuit factory - I want to watch Countdown and have a nap'?
Title: The Queen
Post by: loulou on February 13, 2006, 10:44:47 pm
I watched her being painted by Rolf Harris and thought she seemed very nice.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on February 13, 2006, 11:41:45 pm

Prince chrael shoudl BE SHOT and NEVER BECOME KING!


all hial a KING willaim Or HARRY!

Title: The Queen
Post by: smurfboy on February 13, 2006, 11:46:55 pm
Never gonna happen.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on February 13, 2006, 11:48:50 pm

which bit?


 

Title: The Queen
Post by: smurfboy on February 13, 2006, 11:55:47 pm
Charles being pushed aside in favour of William.
Title: The Queen
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 14, 2006, 12:01:15 am
let kil him liek he killed dinan!
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Post by: loulou on February 14, 2006, 12:17:04 am
Yeah i'm all for that.
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Post by: kevvosa on February 14, 2006, 12:19:07 am
Will they hang him by his ears?
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Post by: loulou on February 14, 2006, 12:22:03 am
 Ear Ear 





Title: The Queen
Post by: oldspice on February 14, 2006, 07:02:40 am

Actually, although I'm not a great Royal fan, I think Charles will make the best King we could hope for. He's environmentally aware, sensitive, diplomatic and hardly an airhead.


I agree with Smurfy. It's criminal that the Queen has to go on working as hard as she does at 80 years old. Her poor old mother was still at it when she was 98! Give the old girl a rest.

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Post by: loulou on February 14, 2006, 08:36:14 am
The Queen mother was a robot, just like the pope.
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Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 09:34:44 am
If the new Pope is a robot I hope someone scrambles the rotten old bigot's circuits.
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Post by: loulou on February 14, 2006, 09:55:28 am
I meant the old pope
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Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 10:14:58 am
I know, but he has already been scrambled, so I thought I'd kill tow popes with one stone.
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 14, 2006, 11:15:19 am
I do think she should retire. Enjoy the rest of the time she has and relax a little. 
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Post by: Forth Bridges on February 14, 2006, 12:25:10 pm

LET BECEOM E A REpublice! and have Mr blair/ Mr brown or Mr caroem


OH CRAP


the Queen Are great pereson, Long life the prince charles ADN willaim!


there grate ppl

Title: The Queen
Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 02:04:22 pm
I heard they pushed through Charles's marriage so the Queen can take more of a back seat and he can stand in at more official engagements, without the sceptre of a mistress in the backgrund.
Title: The Queen
Post by: loulou on February 14, 2006, 05:29:18 pm
backgrund?
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Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 05:31:00 pm
Yes, the backgrund! Have you never heard of the backgrund?
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Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 05:31:08 pm
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Post by: goldencup on February 14, 2006, 05:31:15 pm
Sceptre?
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Post by: oldspice on February 14, 2006, 07:23:21 pm
Every Prince of Wales since the year dot has had a mistress. Charles has done well - his mistress was clean and respectable. Edward V11 used to go for syphyllitic-ridden old whores!
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Post by: smurfboy on February 14, 2006, 09:10:09 pm
Like Camilla's granny!
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Post by: oldspice on February 15, 2006, 07:05:24 am
Among others!
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Post by: smurfboy on February 15, 2006, 09:50:18 am
Let's play 'name an Edwardian mistress'...