OK who has broken a bone? I've broken one femur, one tibia and one nose!
Was that the week you did work experience as a night club bouncer?
No, I got thrown off stage!
Actually both legs were on the same occasion, the nose was separate. I have my seven-year-old son to thank for that one.
The moral is - never stand behind a small boy who is practising his cricket swing with one of those pop-up ball server things.
Never broken any of my own bones
So who's bones did your break?
other peoples.

Haha i try not to wind Lisa up too much - she would kick my ass!! It was a long time ago at a pub, a "friend" of mine was winding me up and it all got out of hand. I do not usually hit people. I dont drink anymore either! Oh and totally unrelated but i gave up smoking too!