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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 08:03:18 pm

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 08:03:18 pm
There are far too many of them. There are far too many homeless people with nothing to eat. Is anyone else seeing a common solution?
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 08:04:30 pm
Are you suggesting homeless people eat stray dogs instead of Greggs putting them in pies.
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 08:06:01 pm

Greggs can afford the horses they have to destroy after they fall in races. Stray dogs are free.


Roasted or boiled?

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 08:09:31 pm
When i start my donkey sanctuary there will be a salami shortage for sure.
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 09:01:57 pm
GET YOUR DOG NEUTLAR!
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 09:29:14 pm
a very good idea 623
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: oldspice on February 07, 2006, 07:11:18 am
Let them eat dogs.
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: goldencup on February 07, 2006, 08:11:10 am
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 07, 2006, 08:12:29 am

Quote from: smurfboy
There are far too many of them. There are far too many homeless people with nothing to eat. Is anyone else seeing a common solution?


What, put the homeless people in Battersea?

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 10:09:07 am
Yes, and leave the dogs under a bridge with a sign saying 'cold and hungry'...
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 07, 2006, 01:48:36 pm
They would probably get more money that way...
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 03:05:45 pm
 Dog 7 Dog 6 Dog 2 Dog 1 Dog 3 





Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 07, 2006, 03:32:37 pm
"What was that, Lassie? Someone's fallen down the well?"
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: kermie on February 07, 2006, 09:30:03 pm
what greggs use dogs 4 food
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 09:37:12 pm

Never wondered why their 'sausage' rolls are so cheap?

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 08, 2006, 03:41:54 pm
You do realise I won't be able to go in there now. 
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 08, 2006, 03:44:27 pm
Stick to the veggie pasties like me!
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 08, 2006, 03:45:39 pm
I think I will bring a sandwich from home. 

Made a lovely chocolate cake last night. It turned out all light and spongey and tasted divine

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 08, 2006, 03:55:35 pm
LOU! NEED THAT LICKING LIPS EMOTICON!! PLEASE HURRY!!!
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 08, 2006, 03:56:35 pm
I can give you the recipe if you like Cherry, its dead easy to make and tastes great. 
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 08, 2006, 03:58:12 pm

I think I know the recipe for this...


Step 1: Go to Marks.


Step 2: Buy a cake.


Step 3: Scoff it.

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 08, 2006, 04:01:31 pm

Quote from: chocolate chick
I can give you the recipe if you like Cherry, its dead easy to make and tastes great. 


Cool thanks

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: oldspice on February 08, 2006, 04:43:31 pm
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 09, 2006, 09:25:22 am

Quote from: smurfboy

I think I know the recipe for this...


Step 1: Go to Marks.


Step 2: Buy a cake.


Step 3: Scoff it.



No Smurfy, I made the cake from scratch!
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 09, 2006, 09:25:46 am

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

Quote from: chocolate chick
I can give you the recipe if you like Cherry, its dead easy to make and tastes great. 


Cool thanks



I will type it up for you when I get in
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 01:01:20 am

 Lipstick 3 Kisses Lips 2 

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
LOU! NEED THAT LICKING LIPS EMOTICON!! PLEASE HURRY!!!


Sorry couldn't find licking lips.  Had a lovely cake from M&S yesterday. It was an apple and cream sponge. £1.99. Very delicious.


 







Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 10, 2006, 08:27:46 am
Sounds nice. I have some vouchers for M&S so maybe I will use them in the food hall...
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 10, 2006, 08:28:48 am
M&S Food is lovely 
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 10, 2006, 09:52:24 am
Amen!
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 10, 2006, 10:17:30 am
Their crisps are nice and their fruit is top!

And they do great sweets. Percy pig is nummy

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 10, 2006, 10:28:36 am

M and S was the first place to do decent ready-prepared veggie food, and still does the best range to my mind.


Choccy, have you tried the Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar crisps? They're proper bo I tell thee!

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 10, 2006, 10:31:03 am
No I haven't but the beef and onion ones they are do are finger licking good 
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 10, 2006, 10:49:59 am
I have never shopped for food in M&S, apart from once when they had these big tubs of chocolate coated cake things, you got 3 tubs for £5, they were very tasty. Oh and I think I bought a birthday cake there once.
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 10, 2006, 10:53:21 am

Those were not just chocolate cakes...


those were handmade chocolate cakes, with flour ground in the open air, then kneaded into perfect sweet packages with the finest chocolate from hand-picked cocoa beans by a comely wench, for an explosion of oral ecstacy...


Those were not just chocolate coated cake things. Those were M and S chocolate coated cake things.

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 10, 2006, 10:57:38 am

 I hate that advert!

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: smurfboy on February 10, 2006, 10:58:45 am
Rory Bremner did a hilarious parody of it a few months ago.
Title: Stray dogs
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 10, 2006, 11:03:04 am

I feel sorry for the Aberdeen Angus.

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: chocolate chick on February 10, 2006, 11:34:21 am


I don't get a lot in there but the bits I have got are lovely. there biscuits are yum as well. They also have an in store baker!!

Title: Stray dogs
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2006, 06:51:40 pm
I love M&S jaffa cakes and their strawberry trifle.