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Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 07:58:03 pm

By day Sally is a waitress but at night she answers telephones and talks dirty to men who pay £3.00 per minute. Good or bad idea of making money. Discuss.


Oh and if you are Sally do you pay tax?

Title: Phone sex
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 08:01:25 pm

If I was getting the £3 I would talk dirty to anyone paying!


Mind you, I might get too honest. 'What am I wearing? My dressing gown, I spilt curry down my jumper...'

Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 08:19:15 pm
 Sexy Sexy Sexy 





Title: Phone sex
Post by: smurfboy on February 06, 2006, 08:22:57 pm
They had pics in the paper last week of these women who were running a sex line. They were all over fifty and were being investigated for benefit fraud because they were claiming to be crippled with arthritis and angina!
Title: Phone sex
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 09:01:34 pm
Yes she would pay tax as she is leinced thourgh teh council so 3x 60 = £180 pewr hours - 22% = £150 per hours for profits
Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 09:33:01 pm
 Phone Shocker 623 how do you know how many hours a week she works?





Title: Phone sex
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 10:06:17 pm

she only work in eveings  6 hours work £150 X 5


 £750 plenty of money!

Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 10:31:27 pm
Do you know her?
Title: Phone sex
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2006, 10:55:45 pm
knwo just council regulation!
Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2006, 11:22:23 pm
you are very clued up on this 623
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Post by: chocoboo on February 07, 2006, 05:52:31 am
Skeleton in his warderobe
Title: Phone sex
Post by: oldspice on February 07, 2006, 07:02:32 am

I would definitely do this for £3 per minute as long as it was legal.

Title: Phone sex
Post by: goldencup on February 07, 2006, 08:01:46 am
Me too.  I'm the emoticon on the far right of Loulou's post.
Title: Phone sex
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 07, 2006, 10:22:00 am
Quote from: oldspice

it was legal.



becasue if it wasn't teh coucnil woudl shut the m down ! as it very easy to knwo who doing sex viaphone

62305838755.4325578704
Title: Phone sex
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on February 07, 2006, 11:29:24 am

Think I'd be good at this... Can tell a good yarn, maybe not to the standard of Smufy's L,D & M.


Think It would be necessary to have a psuedonom though.......


Maybe Jennifer Jugs?

Title: Phone sex
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 12:03:07 pm
Tatiana Titties?
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Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 12:16:08 pm
I'd definitely give it a go.
Title: Phone sex
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on February 07, 2006, 12:16:11 pm
Rosemary Rimmer?
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Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 12:21:43 pm
I'd use my porn star name. Candy Ireland
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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on February 07, 2006, 12:22:31 pm
Remind me how you work out your porn name?
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 07, 2006, 12:25:18 pm
Lusious Lucy 
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Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 12:26:38 pm

Quote from: StrollingMinstrel
Remind me how you work out your porn name?


The name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name

Title: Phone sex
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on February 07, 2006, 12:28:34 pm
Whiskers Knight, then... but have to say think she may be catering for the facial hair enthusiast market!StrollingMinstrel38755.5200578704
Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 12:33:39 pm
 Laughing 2 





Title: Phone sex
Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 12:36:43 pm

Your politician name is your middle name and the name of your street.


I would be Michael Tenby. He sounds like he's up and coming in the Tory party. I would much rather be Labour.

Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 12:38:26 pm

Ann Salisbury


 

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Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 12:53:32 pm
Ooh, definitely a Lib Dem.
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Post by: goldencup on February 07, 2006, 01:39:56 pm

Sally Briant - very boring


Then Blank Ravine.  (I don't have a middle name).

Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 03:05:18 pm
make one up
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Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 03:23:14 pm
Actually GC, your porn name actually works as a politician name. 'Sally Briant, Junior Spokesperson for Health, said today...'
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 07, 2006, 03:49:36 pm

Louise Carlyon is my political name.


My porn name doesn't really work as I have only ever had male pets!

Title: Phone sex
Post by: loulou on February 07, 2006, 04:02:25 pm
My friend has a brilliant porn name....Socks Fullen
Title: Phone sex
Post by: goldencup on February 07, 2006, 04:39:54 pm
Title: Phone sex
Post by: StrollingMinstrel on February 07, 2006, 05:29:18 pm

Quote from: loulou
My friend has a brilliant porn name....Socks Fullen


My polititians name is Denise Fletcher. Sounds a little too tory for my liking!

Title: Phone sex
Post by: oldspice on February 07, 2006, 06:12:08 pm
My porn name would be Watta Anful
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Post by: smurfboy on February 07, 2006, 08:40:52 pm
Liar!
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Post by: kermie on February 07, 2006, 08:58:11 pm

porn name Lucy Gawthrop


Don't  have a middle name so screwed there

Title: Phone sex
Post by: homer on February 07, 2006, 11:37:16 pm
 
Quote from: oldspice
My porn name would be Watta Anful
     
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 08, 2006, 01:54:41 pm
I like the sound of Lola Bigcups - think I heard it on Friends or something.
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 08, 2006, 02:32:39 pm

Title: Phone sex
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 08, 2006, 10:39:22 pm

nan teh bond woman - 1963: pussy galore!


or Miss kitty hay hay