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Title: ONE WEEK TO GO!!!!
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 10:20:28 am

My boss is leaving in just one week! I will be freeeeee!!!!!!!


 


Yipee!

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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 10:27:19 am

WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW BOSS>?


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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 10:29:45 am
Unless it's Hitler or Attila the Hun, he/she will be an improvement!
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 11:01:05 am
I heard Pol Pot was looking for a job in the Midlands...
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 11:41:11 am
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:30:58 pm
 Reports ASAP It's me smurfy. I am your new boss.





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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 12:41:32 pm
Will there be a leaving do?
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 01:05:21 pm
smurfy are you buying your boss a pressie?
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 01:26:17 pm

Quote from: chocolate chick
Will there be a leaving do?


Definitely - but we won't be inviting her! It will jut be for the rest of us to celebrate!


One of my colleagues wants us to have a collection, but she is much nicer than I am!

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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 02:25:25 pm
 Show Me Da Money  





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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 02:30:04 pm

Quote from: loulou
 Reports ASAP It's me smurfy. I am your new boss.



Yay! Bear in mind though I'm very expensive...

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 02:47:33 pm
You should have a collection. Even the woman we hated here got a collection. 
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 02:48:24 pm
 Would she have a collection if smurfy left.
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 02:53:02 pm
I would campaign for one.  
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 03:02:10 pm

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You should have a collection. Even the woman we hated here got a collection. 


It will be embarrassing though when we only get 10p and a fluffy Polo!

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 03:04:31 pm
I can just imagine it
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 03:18:20 pm
I have just been to a leaving do which was very nice. We had a good buffet and the collection bought the lady who left a laptop computer, a big bunch of flowers and an album of photos. She is a lovely lady and I'll miss her. Unlike your boss Smurfy...
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 03:30:10 pm
It's always the nice people who end up leaving I find - probably because the nasty ones drove them out!
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 03:33:04 pm
Not in my case! The evil woman left
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 03:39:54 pm
And mine!
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 03:43:04 pm

We have some evil lecturers but I manage to avoid them.

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Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 03:47:35 pm
Thats what I do as well
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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 03:49:59 pm
You can't avoid my boss - she has a mad screechy voice that just carries. I'll just be in the middle of something and a cry of 'Ryan!' will come out of the blue, and I'll have to drop everything for her latest daft whim!
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 04:12:55 pm
 Ryan  





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Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2006, 04:18:14 pm
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

We have some evil lecturers but I manage to avoid them.



I am an evil lecturer!

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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 04:20:21 pm
  I don't believe that.You're Nice





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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2006, 01:17:51 pm
I've just finished my six-month secondment as Manager and although I'm obviously not leaving I got some really nice thank-you presents - a bag I wanted, flowers, smellies, jewellery and a lovely card.  I was really surprised and pleased.  Of course they could just be glad I've finished bossing them around....
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Post by: oldspice on January 28, 2006, 01:47:55 pm
That was lovely Goldencup. I expect that loved you to bits. When I finished a particularly gruelling post-graduate course last year and passed with honours my colleagues bought me flowers and champagne. It was a lovely surprise.
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Post by: goldencup on January 28, 2006, 01:48:47 pm
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Post by: loulou on January 29, 2006, 12:58:54 am
 Cheers Engagement Ring Perfume Flower 





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Post by: goldencup on January 29, 2006, 01:06:05 pm
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 09:34:48 am
Thats nice of them GC. 
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Post by: smurfboy on January 30, 2006, 09:36:34 am
Got into work to an email this morning saying my boss will not be in today or tommorow 'due to illness'. How does she know she'll be ill tomorrow?
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 10:02:09 am
Psychic powers? Time machine? 
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 30, 2006, 10:03:57 am
She's going to eat the fluffy sweet you gave her as a leaving present today. 
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Post by: smurfboy on January 30, 2006, 10:06:37 am
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 10:10:14 am
Was that you plan smurfy?
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Post by: smurfboy on January 30, 2006, 10:15:49 am
If I'd had a plan I'd have fed her apples and raspberries as she's allergic.
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 30, 2006, 10:16:46 am
Imagine being allergic to those! I love apples
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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 05:17:41 pm

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Got into work to an email this morning saying my boss will not be in today or tommorow 'due to illness'. How does she know she'll be ill tomorrow?


48 hour flu

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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 30, 2006, 11:30:14 pm
Should have given her bird flu!
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Post by: loulou on January 30, 2006, 11:41:38 pm
 Birdie Duck 4 Duck 3 Owl 2 Hawk Eagle Swan Goose 





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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 31, 2006, 08:46:05 am
Quote from: chocolate chick
Imagine being allergic to those! I love apples
Indeed it seems a very basic thing to be allergic to.
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 31, 2006, 09:28:35 am
No apple pie, no apple danish, no apple turnover, no apple juice, no stewed apple 
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2006, 08:48:17 am
Smurfy is she back at work looking healthy?
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Post by: smurfboy on February 01, 2006, 10:38:38 am
No, she hasn't come in and there has been no explanation. I get the feeling we might not be seeing her again...
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 01, 2006, 10:44:22 am
Has she has her leaving do yet?
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2006, 10:46:09 am

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No, she hasn't come in and there has been no explanation. I get the feeling we might not be seeing her again...


Cool, a perfect excuse to buy cakes. Why not get apple ones?

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Post by: smurfboy on February 01, 2006, 10:47:13 am
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 01, 2006, 10:52:20 am
i've just had a packet of snack a jacks
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Post by: smurfboy on February 01, 2006, 10:53:15 am

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Has she has her leaving do yet?


We're having it next week - she's not invited!

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2006, 10:57:41 am
Great, raspberries all round
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Post by: loulou on February 01, 2006, 09:05:50 pm
 Gas 





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Post by: chocolate chick on February 02, 2006, 09:37:18 am
I made a lovely raspberry cake once. Do you think she will like it?
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Post by: smurfboy on February 02, 2006, 10:28:42 am
If she doesn't I'll hold her nose and then force it down her throat.
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Post by: loulou on February 02, 2006, 12:59:07 pm
 Chompy   





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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 02, 2006, 01:32:51 pm
Nice one Lou
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Post by: goldencup on February 02, 2006, 02:38:35 pm