Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 02:46:12 pm
From Family Fortunes:
'Name a Paris landmark' - 'Hawaii'
'Name a type of ache' - 'Fillet of fish'
'Name something red' - 'My cardigan'
'Name a famous Arthur' - 'Shakespeare'
Same question - 'Arthur Sixpence'
Weakest Link:
'Complete the name of Madonna's 1990 world tour - Blonde...' - 'Tart?'
'What w describes the area at the side of a theatre's stage?' - 'Sydney Opera House?'
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 02:55:03 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 03:01:16 pm
Also from Family Fortunes:
Name a bird with a long neck - "Naomi Cambell"
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 03:03:40 pm
I forgot that one!
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:09:17 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 03:13:21 pm
From the weakest link:
Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:14:26 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2006, 03:16:50 pm
From 'This Morning':
Richard: In which US state would you find L.A.?
Caller: Er, pass.
Judy (singing to give him a hint): 'I wish they all could be la-la-la-la girls!'
Caller: Er... New York?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 03:21:24 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 25, 2006, 05:57:50 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 26, 2006, 02:05:04 pm
Fifteen to One:
Host: In equestrianism, what speed comes between a trot and a gallop?
Contestant: A trollop?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 26, 2006, 03:02:25 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 26, 2006, 05:13:24 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 08:15:31 am
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 10:09:39 am
Didn't they change the title for the last series as well? A sure way to kill a successful show.
I'll always remember an episode where this really thick but very pretty girl won. All the women were nominating her for every question with barely disguised hatred, but none of the men would nominate her! I think it was the excitement of seeing a woman on 15 to 1 who was under 40 and not wearing a flowery dress and Jilly Cooper hairdo!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 11:14:35 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 11:16:49 am
william G staewrt who made/ prestened the shwo is about 70 now!
now one eles could replace him
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 11:19:30 am
WGS used to be the guy who had to get the audience all stirred up on the old Price is Right with Leslie Crowther. There are some funny behind the scenes 80s photos of him wearing a shiny silver 'Price is Right' bomber jacket!
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 11:21:46 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 11:33:06 am
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 11:37:12 am
here teh WHOLE FF List
"We asked 100 people to name..."
A sign of the zodiac: April
Something you beat: Apple
A part of the body with four letters: Arms
Something you have more than two in your body: Arms
A dangerous race: The Arabs
A slang word for money: Bitch (contestant thought Max Bygraves had said 'Mummy')
Some famous brothers: Bonnie and Clyde
Something associated with "Superman": Black hair
A famous cowboy: Buck Rogers
A song with "Moon" in the title: Blue Suede Moon
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: Bicycle with wings
Something you open other than a door: Bowels
A bird with a long neck: Blackbird
A famous bridge: The Bridge over Troubled Waters
A polite word you'd use to curse: Bugger
An animal beginning with the letter B: Bullfrog
Something that frightens Dracula: Bob Monkhouse
A famous Dick: Carrot
A game played in the dark: Charades
An ingredient you use to stuff chicken: Chicken
A food that can be easily eaten without chewing: Chips (contestant was a soup salesman)
Something found on a fire engine: Coal
Something you associate with the sea: Coffin (contestant thought a word beginning with the letter "c")
Something slippery: Con-man
A way of cooking fish: Cod
A food that's difficult to eat if you wear false teeth: Curry
Something with a red light on it: Dalek
Name a game played with a black ball: Darts (contestant thought Les said a "black board")
Something you wear on the beach: Deckchair
Something you associate with the sea: Deckchair
Something you do in the bathroom: Decorate
Give a good reason for men to dig on the road: Dig a grave
An animal you might see at a zoo: Dog
A TV soap: Dove
A Cluedo character: Dr. Morse
Something a bridegroom might wear: Dress
Something you trim: Feet
A kind of ache: Filet-o-fish (he heard "hake")
Something that uses micro chips: Fish fryer
A type of record: Floppy disc
Name a famous Frank: French
An occasion or somewhere you are noticed to be late: Funeral
Something you keep in a garden shed: Gardener
Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave: Goes to bed
An ancient city: Greece
A boy's name beginning with J: Gerald
Something a cat does: Goes to the toilet
A famous Dick: Head
A game played in bed: Hide and seek
Something that the bride should know before they get married: His name
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: Horse
Name something you play in bed: "I Spy" (it was the top answer!)
Something you write on a holiday postcard: I'm going to send you a postcard home
A famous Irishman: Israelian
A famous Scotsman: Jock
A jacket potato topping: Jam
Something a dentist would say: Just a small prick
A sport which would be hazardous in a nudist colony: Leapfrog
A part of the body beginning with the letter N: Knee
A domestic animal: Leopard
Something trainspotters keep in their pocket: Magnifying glass
A singer who is known by one name: Michael Jackson
A form of transport you can walk around in: My foot
Something red: My cardigan
Name something deserted in winter: My sister
A famous Royal: Mail
A bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell
An annual sporting event: The Olympics
A way to toast somebody: Over a fire (6th most popular answer!)
A type of large cat: Persian
Something associated with Robinson Crusoe: Peter Pan
Something associated with pigs: The police
A non-living object with legs: Plant
A method of securing your home: Put the kettle on
A food that can be brown or white: Potatoes
A cheese named after an English county: Philadelphia
Something you do standing on a chair: Read
Something associates with "The Three Bears": Red Riding Hood
Something you put on walls: Roofs
An annual sporting event: Running
A number you have to memorise: Seven
A famous 'Arthur' : Shakespeare (contestant thought Les said "author")
Something made of wool: Sheep
Something you might accidently leave on all night: Shoes
Something you do before going to bed: Sleep
A job a working dog does: Slave
A bird with long legs: Sparrow
Something that makes you scream: Squirrel
Part of a Christmas turkey: Stuffing
Something a blind man might use: Sword
Something a dentist would say: Smile and relax
Apart from 'snowman' a word beginning with 'snow': Sugar
Something you do in the event of a power cut: Switch the light on
Something in the garden that's green: The shed
Something people might be allergic to: Skiing
Something you have with coffee: The Sunday Sport
A famous Harry Enfield character: Sooty
Something you wouldn't try even once: Sex in a train
Something bad you wouldn't think about: Sex
A game played in bed: Tents
A famous Irishman: Thomas O'Malley
A game played in bed: Trampoline
A famous Irishman: Trevor McDonald
A bird with long legs: Turkey
An item of clothing you might borrow from your partner: Underwear
A famous Scotsman: Vinny Jones
Something with a hole in it: Window
Something that floats in the bath: Water
Something a car can have two of: Wheels
A bird you might find near water: Woman
A song with yellow in the title: Yellow Banana
A song with yellow in the title: Yellow Garden
One of "The Three Bears": Yogi
Something you stroke: You stroke a match
The last thing you take off before going to bed: Your feet
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 11:53:20 am
Remember in Big Money when if the second contestant said the same answer as the first, Les Dennis would say 'again' to ask for another answer?
Les Dennis: Name a popular flavour of soup.
Contestant: Tomato.
Les: Again...
Contestant (shouting): TOMATO!!!
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 11:55:48 am
what about the tucky man !!!
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:22:31 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 12:49:07 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 01:24:42 pm
who?
The man who answered 'turkey' to every question on Big Money! The prize was a holiday to Turkey and I think it got stuck in his mind...
Ironically, one of the questions was 'name a food you eat at Christmas'!
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 02:26:29 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 02:33:16 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 02:46:31 pm
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 03:19:54 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 27, 2006, 03:30:26 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 27, 2006, 03:56:30 pm
ther an even funney one !
The actuley hand ontop of the word JOB!!!
( note the correct anwers is holding down a job bu tthis isn't the anwer your lot were thinking!
the MOST funnest cacthphase ever is even it teh end borad one - 9 squares,
mr chip in a suit he keep swinking! at thei wraging snake!
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 04:01:38 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 27, 2006, 04:35:09 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 28, 2006, 11:06:35 am
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Post by: loulou on January 28, 2006, 12:57:03 pm