Post by: homer on January 23, 2006, 10:43:52 pm
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a “penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
oes a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 24, 2006, 01:02:58 am
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 24, 2006, 08:07:04 am
Post by: chocolate chick on January 24, 2006, 09:54:43 am
Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 10:49:08 am
I don't wear panties. I wear Alan Whickers!
Does he know?
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 24, 2006, 11:04:38 am
alan waker wear panties ?
why would old spice be wearing his?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 24, 2006, 11:12:20 am
I don't wear panties. I wear Alan Whickers!
I have never heard the word 'panties' used in this country, except in the instructions for feminine hygiene products!!!
Post by: Bunny on January 24, 2006, 11:27:13 am
Post by: goldencup on January 24, 2006, 11:33:01 am
Quote from: oldspiceI don't wear panties. I wear Alan Whickers!I have never heard the word 'panties' used in this country, except in the instructions for feminine hygiene products!!!
And in certain magazines!
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 24, 2006, 11:41:49 am
Post by: goldencup on January 24, 2006, 11:42:32 am
So I've been told....
Post by: smurfboy on January 24, 2006, 01:12:35 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 24, 2006, 03:57:21 pm
Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 04:40:58 pm
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Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 04:43:02 pm
Does it dance?Post by: smurfboy on January 24, 2006, 04:43:35 pm
Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 04:47:21 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 24, 2006, 05:45:53 pm
Post by: loulou on January 24, 2006, 06:14:51 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 24, 2006, 09:18:34 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 08:37:07 am
Why did I lock the bathroom door this morning? I live alone - who was going to come in?
A burglar?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 25, 2006, 09:37:24 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 25, 2006, 10:49:12 am
Post by: goldencup on January 25, 2006, 01:07:21 pm
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:24:58 am
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 01:24:59 am
Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2006, 01:26:42 am
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 27, 2006, 08:22:32 am
That's the link to smileycentral.com Lou! I expected there to be a smiley there too.
Post by: loulou on January 27, 2006, 12:23:59 pm