Post by: chocoboo on January 19, 2006, 10:16:12 am
How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Does it f*cking matter!
Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 11:09:39 am
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - but the lightbulb has to want to change...
Post by: kermie on January 19, 2006, 11:20:53 am
Top form
Post by: chocolate chick on January 19, 2006, 01:51:46 pm
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 19, 2006, 01:55:52 pm
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new standard
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 19, 2006, 05:30:31 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 19, 2006, 07:44:19 pm
??
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 19, 2006, 07:46:35 pm
here teh joke
there two nuns driving along in a car when it gounds to a halt because ther a vampier in teh middle of the road!
then one nun look to the othe rand says " got out of the car adn your him yuor cross"
so she get out teh car and says " get out "!£$$£!" way you "$%£$%£%
Post by: oldspice on January 19, 2006, 08:19:18 pm
Yes, I've heard that one. What about this one:
A nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she calles.
"It's the blind man" comes the reply.
"OK" she calls "Come in". I
In he walks, looks at her and says "Great tits. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 08:24:53 pm
Two nuns are sitting chatting on a bench. They're just about to head back to the convent when a naked man runs past. The nuns are of course very shocked - in fact, one of them has a stroke.
The other one can't quite reach...
Post by: goldencup on January 19, 2006, 08:34:39 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 19, 2006, 08:38:37 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 08:39:46 pm
Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 09:26:11 pm
Two nuns are sitting chatting on a bench. They're just about to head back to the convent when a naked man runs past. The nuns are of course very shocked - in fact, one of them has a stroke.
The other one can't quite reach...
Was she ok?
Post by: goldencup on January 19, 2006, 09:27:30 pm
I know you told us you had some dirty habits!
Damn - you stole my punchline!
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 19, 2006, 09:55:06 pm
Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 09:58:38 pm
Post by: smurfboy on January 19, 2006, 09:59:11 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 19, 2006, 10:00:14 pm
No of course I'm not a nun!
Post by: loulou on January 19, 2006, 10:05:33 pm
Post by: Forth Bridges on January 19, 2006, 10:32:05 pm
I could take in more ways than one
Post by: chocolate chick on January 20, 2006, 08:38:51 am
Post by: smurfboy on January 20, 2006, 02:09:23 pm
I could take in more ways than one
So did Goldencup, that's why she had to leave the convent!
Post by: loulou on January 20, 2006, 03:23:45 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 20, 2006, 04:21:02 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 20, 2006, 06:00:49 pm