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Title: 8 Women
Post by: smurfboy on December 31, 2005, 01:24:59 am

I'm watching the strangest French film called 8 Women. It's supposed to be a murder mystery, but for some reason the characters keep bursting into song at random. The black maid came out as a lesbian, sang about loneliness and then got shot, while the old mother confessed to killing her husband years ago, got strangled by one of her daughters and smashed over the head with a bottle and shoved in the cupboard by the other (Catherine Deneuve).

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Title: 8 Women
Post by: oldspice on December 31, 2005, 09:29:48 am

Sounds like EastEnders to me.

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Post by: smurfboy on December 31, 2005, 02:40:11 pm

It got weirder after that. Catherine Denevue had a lesbian snog with her sister-in-law after trying to strangle her.

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Post by: goldencup on December 31, 2005, 02:42:30 pm

Quote from: oldspice

Sounds like EastEnders to me.

   Poor old Dennis!

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Post by: loulou on December 31, 2005, 08:26:15 pm

I liked Dennis and i am upset he is dead. Him and Nana Moon both within weeks is cruel.

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Post by: minty on December 31, 2005, 08:28:16 pm

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Post by: goldencup on December 31, 2005, 08:29:11 pm

He certainly was!  I see he's going into a musical, can't remember which one.  Me and My Girl? 

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Post by: kevvosa on December 31, 2005, 09:24:52 pm

Strangest film I saw was about a killer cat, that had a creature living
inside it that killed people by coming out of the cats mouth. 

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Post by: loulou on January 01, 2006, 11:58:12 am

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He certainly was!  I see he's going into a musical, can't remember which one.  Me and My Girl? 

Mamma Mia? I heard him talking to Jonathan Ross saying he was leaving Eastenders and had either been in MM or was starting it.

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Post by: smurfboy on January 01, 2006, 02:44:35 pm

He was in Mamma Mia and Jessie Wallace was his make-up artist. He's going into Guys and Dolls. Apparently Pat is getting a new nephew to be the totty for the lady viewers.

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Post by: chocoboo on January 01, 2006, 03:51:53 pm

Has anyone ever seen the film about a boy who wakes up one day and has turned into a giant fly?  It's grotesque rather than scary. 

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Post by: goldencup on January 01, 2006, 06:40:41 pm

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He was in Mamma Mia and Jessie Wallace was his make-up artist. He's going into Guys and Dolls. Apparently Pat is getting a new nephew to be the totty for the lady viewers.

Yes, that was it, thanks Smurfy.  And the new totty is called Deano which I find disturbing as it's the name of one of my least favourite acquaintances! 

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Post by: lorri on January 02, 2006, 02:35:54 pm

its guys and dolls he is now in    its on at piccadilly theatre in london   sarah lancashire who used to be raquel in corrie is also in it

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Post by: loulou on January 02, 2006, 09:34:42 pm

Watched Eastenders tonight and I don't think Deano is very good eye candy at all.

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Post by: lorri on January 02, 2006, 11:33:59 pm

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Watched Eastenders tonight and I don't think Deano is very good eye candy at all.[/QU

too young and looks like has just been lined up as younger version of alfie to me

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Post by: loulou on January 03, 2006, 12:20:41 am

You are right lorri. I think Deano is going to be a cocky little git. I'm pleased alfie has left cos them two together would do my head in.

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Post by: smurfboy on January 03, 2006, 03:16:06 am

I thought he was too over the top, very 'gor blimey guvnor' and as you say, an obvious young Alfie character. And why has he hunted down the ex-wife of his great uncle? It's so obvious the producers just wanted to use the name Wicks.

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Post by: goldencup on January 03, 2006, 07:52:07 am

I agree.  I think they've done the 'cheeky chappy' bit to death and Deano is absolutely no substitute for Dennis!

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Post by: oldspice on January 03, 2006, 06:04:58 pm

I don't watch EastEnders much but that Shane Ritchie is definitely shagable and good to look at. All the other men in the show are brainless, ugly mingers.

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Post by: goldencup on January 03, 2006, 09:12:43 pm

OK it's name dropping times folks - my husband knew Shane quite well when he was just beginning his comedy act and it was him that introduced him to his future wife - Colleen Nolan.  Not that Shane would thank him for it as it didn't last very long!  I have photos of Shane with a mullet and flares, looking quite podgy and not at all shaggable!

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Post by: lorri on January 03, 2006, 10:48:20 pm

and hands up who believes his dad is dead??       will be on phone to him within the month lol

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Post by: loulou on January 04, 2006, 11:28:36 am

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Post by: goldencup on January 04, 2006, 01:28:13 pm

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and hands up who believes his dad is dead??       will be on phone to him within the month lol

I'm not taking that bet on - I think you're spot-on there Lorri! 

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Post by: smurfboy on January 04, 2006, 01:30:46 pm

Phil Daniels has already been cast in the role! I'm just waiting for him to say to Pat 'you should cut down on your porklife, get some exercise'!

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Post by: smurfboy on January 04, 2006, 01:32:29 pm

And another thing - Pat and Brian Wicks split up before Deano was even born. How does he even know about her?

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Post by: goldencup on January 04, 2006, 08:21:55 pm

Anything can happen in soapland!  Probably something to do with those family photos and the pancakes or whatever it was.

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Post by: loulou on January 04, 2006, 08:35:32 pm