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Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: on December 19, 2005, 07:04:18 pm

This a house round the corner from my girlfriend's.  It must be a serious drain on the National Grid!!!


Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: minty on December 19, 2005, 08:37:24 pm
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Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: loulou on December 19, 2005, 08:57:28 pm
Is that my house?
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 19, 2005, 09:03:08 pm
it only for 3 week at teh most so just enjoy it My house is like that!
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: minty on December 19, 2005, 09:10:01 pm
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Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: loulou on December 19, 2005, 09:18:08 pm

No minty it's not inflatable. It stands indoors not outdoors and is hard and dressed in felt clothes. Not suitable for outdoors.Thats why I said my dog likes it.

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: minty on December 19, 2005, 10:06:50 pm
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Post by: goldencup on December 19, 2005, 10:47:19 pm
My private life is my own affair!
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Post by: loulou on December 19, 2005, 11:08:58 pm
Yes minty GC has an inflatable santa.
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: on December 20, 2005, 07:52:53 am

This house in the photo also has a non-stop 'Wish you a Merry Christmas' and 'Jingle Bells' tape playing from speakers outside.  It's a sensory assault as well as a hazard to aircraft who think it's ATC.


I bet East Midlands Electricity are rubbing their hands with glee.

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: chocolate chick on December 20, 2005, 10:24:05 am
I love the things people do. I am just sticking to my Christmas Tree and decorations this year. Not forgetting the mistletoe!
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: smurfboy on December 20, 2005, 01:39:20 pm

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It's a sensory assault as well as a hazard to aircraft who think it's ATC.



Well if they can't make out the difference between Air traffic control and some Christmas lights, they really shouldn't be flying a plane.

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: oldspice on December 20, 2005, 06:49:47 pm
There are loads of houses like that round here. There's one in Eye Green, about five miles away, that is famous for the thousands of Christmas lights they put up every year. People come from far and wide (fifty or more miles) to see tham and there is a burger stall across the road! They do it for charity.
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: on December 20, 2005, 07:54:51 pm
That's laudible but still chavvy.
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: on December 20, 2005, 07:55:51 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

Quote from: bounty hunter


It's a sensory assault as well as a hazard to aircraft who think it's ATC.



Well if they can't make out the difference between Air traffic control and some Christmas lights, they really shouldn't be flying a plane.



A fair point but that's Aeroflot for you.

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: minty on December 21, 2005, 12:10:25 am
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 15, 2006, 08:55:16 pm
has any oen seen chavoply?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 15, 2006, 08:56:32 pm
chavopoly
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Post by: loulou on January 15, 2006, 08:58:44 pm
looks a good game
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 16, 2006, 08:53:19 am

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: smurfboy on January 16, 2006, 09:43:19 am
I'm begging our buyer to stock that at work!
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 16, 2006, 10:06:03 am
Do you think it will be a hit?
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Post by: smurfboy on January 16, 2006, 10:58:10 am
I think it would be massive - or should I say 'massiv, innit?'
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 16, 2006, 11:28:04 am
Instead of a top hat there'd be a Burberry baseball cap...
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 16, 2006, 01:51:13 pm
 

Monopoly Pieces:
A Reebok Classic
A Soveriegn Ring
A Huge Hoop Earring
A Push Chair

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 16, 2006, 01:52:00 pm
Some kind of dangerous dog maybe?
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 16, 2006, 01:52:13 pm

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Post by: smurfboy on January 16, 2006, 01:52:39 pm
A woman with a tight ponytail and triple buggy?
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 16, 2006, 01:55:30 pm

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Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2006, 06:23:49 pm
A souped-up Ford Escort
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 17, 2006, 10:38:37 am

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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 17, 2006, 10:38:45 am
in bregged coulers
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Post by: oldspice on January 17, 2006, 07:23:56 pm
With dice hanging from the rear view mirror and a plastic strip across the window that says 'Tyrone & Chardonnay'
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Post by: StrollingMinstrel on January 17, 2006, 11:11:39 pm

And maybe a retro version with


a white stiletto


A capri or Cortina MK3


some farrah slacks?

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Post by: smurfboy on January 17, 2006, 11:52:04 pm
not to mention stonewashed denim jackets and white leggings...
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Post by: oldspice on January 18, 2006, 07:03:20 am

Matching Rolex thongs

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 18, 2006, 08:45:24 am
Do you know what the actual pieces are Smurfy?
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 18, 2006, 08:47:54 am
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Matching Rolex thongs



What on earth are these???

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: smurfboy on January 18, 2006, 09:33:11 am

Quote from: chocolate chick
Do you know what the actual pieces are Smurfy?


No, I've only ever seen a pic of the board. In fact I'm not sure if they genuinely make it or if it's just a joke.

Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: chocolate chick on January 18, 2006, 09:36:09 am
Thanks. We should patent it and get it made. 
Title: Chav lights. A bulb too far?
Post by: oldspice on January 18, 2006, 03:20:52 pm
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
Quote from: oldspice

Matching Rolex thongs



What on earth are these???