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Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 13, 2005, 05:15:32 am

Santa Claus was injured slightly yesterday when he slipped on a bit of a snow, it was revealed.


'It's nothing serious and he'll be OK for the big day", a toyland source said.  "He's been very busy lately but he's having a day's break, to recuperate".


Mr Claus was not available for comment.


 


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Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 13, 2005, 04:34:22 pm
It was probably the weight of the sack of presents he was bringing me.
Title: Santa injured
Post by: minty on December 13, 2005, 06:14:55 pm
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Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 13, 2005, 08:58:52 pm
My girlfriend is getting a rather large dose of Toblerone.
Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 15, 2005, 12:45:24 am
Who from ?
Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 15, 2005, 05:50:47 am

Me.  Went to Ann Summers yesterday.  (Full of hot totty, but I digress).  Bought my girlfriend a little French Maid's all in one piece with skimpy panties to match.  £32 - but we're worth it. 


She's at her Dad's Christmas Day, so I've warned her not to open it in front of the whole family.

Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 16, 2005, 12:19:47 am
I prefer La Senza to Ann Summers.
Title: Santa injured
Post by: minty on December 17, 2005, 10:34:59 pm
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Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2005, 10:43:42 pm

When i buy something for myself I pretend its a present so it gets wrapped in that lovely box.

Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 18, 2005, 09:18:34 am
I've never heard of La Senza. Is there one in Nottingham?
Title: Santa injured
Post by: minty on December 18, 2005, 10:08:50 am
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Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 18, 2005, 10:11:39 am

OK thanks, will have a look on Monday.


* Wonder if they do school uniforms?*

Title: Santa injured
Post by: minty on December 18, 2005, 10:16:59 am
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Title: Santa injured
Post by: oldspice on December 18, 2005, 10:32:23 am

Ann Summers is always going to be popular with a certain type of male but La Senza is much more what women would choose for themselves.

Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 18, 2005, 10:49:55 am

Quote from: minty
NO!


Oh well.  Think I might go to a school outfitters and get my Girlfriend a proper one and be done with it.  I wonder if I said it was for my girlfriend, who is a rather young 43 they would think I was naughty?


They would probably ring the police or something.  Fascist prudes


 

Title: Santa injured
Post by: oldspice on December 18, 2005, 01:38:24 pm

Bounty, you are always going to worry people if you keep going on about schoolgirls and their uniforms, however old the person wearing one is.


 

Title: Santa injured
Post by: on December 18, 2005, 02:00:04 pm
Oh for f*ck's sake.
Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 18, 2005, 10:53:18 pm
bounty what is your fascination with schoolgirls? I think you need professional help.
Title: Santa injured
Post by: chocolate chick on December 20, 2005, 10:49:04 am
Ann Summers is nice now it has merged with Knickerbox but La Senza is more womanly, I do agree with that. I feel more at ease shopping in there.

The La Senza PJs are great, they are like little tracksuits.

Title: Santa injured
Post by: oldspice on December 20, 2005, 06:51:45 pm
Our Ann Summers branch is always occupied by men in raincoats
Title: Santa injured
Post by: loulou on December 20, 2005, 11:36:57 pm
bounty what have I told you about wearing that raincoat.