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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 10:35:12 am
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 04, 2005, 01:46:29 pm

 that great! minty


 


bu tlets be fiar at least he doesn't live in the UK he woudl be costing teh NHS in New heart, liver transplante, then those heart attacks, stoke high blood prusure!, 


How oes he stay SO FAT!"

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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 01:55:44 pm
That's easy for you to say!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 04, 2005, 02:17:42 pm
how isn't he a acholcoh with all that free bozzes he gets?
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Post by: oldspice on December 04, 2005, 02:59:32 pm

A programme on Tv said that reindeers don't eat carrots.

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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 04:00:24 pm
Then how do they see so well in the dark when delivering all the presents?
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Post by: smurfboy on December 04, 2005, 05:54:05 pm
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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:11:03 pm
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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 07:15:40 pm

Reindeers are a ruminant* and I think they eat grass and some roots.


 


*An animal that chews the cud.

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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:23:00 pm
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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 07:25:36 pm
He has sherry in our house.  I know one thing, if his deers poo on my petunias again there'll be trouble.
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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:33:28 pm
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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 07:38:47 pm
He'll be pissed
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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:49:23 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 04, 2005, 07:51:45 pm

that all we need a pist stana! going around peopel house!


just imgine! that

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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:53:24 pm
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Post by: minty on December 04, 2005, 07:54:28 pm
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Post by: on December 04, 2005, 08:58:35 pm
Kitty?
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Post by: minty on December 05, 2005, 10:25:43 am
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 05, 2005, 10:38:31 am

Quote from: minty
Cody,
        Don't you leave santa a drink?   


no I don't hink it right for stana to drink & drive I wil be reporting him to the poruacfiscal office( police who charge people in scotland)  soon !


WHAT A VERY BAD EXCEPABLK! fro everyone !

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Post by: loulou on December 05, 2005, 11:40:00 am
623 it's ok to leave Santa some milk.
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Post by: minty on December 05, 2005, 12:37:08 pm
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Post by: loulou on December 05, 2005, 01:47:26 pm
well of course.
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Post by: chocolate chick on December 05, 2005, 02:33:32 pm
I will be leaving a mince pie and some milk. 
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Post by: minty on December 05, 2005, 05:32:21 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on December 05, 2005, 08:50:58 pm
I'm going to give Santa some dust, seeing as he's getting a bit fat. You see dust is very low fat, so you can have as much dust as you like.
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Post by: loulou on December 06, 2005, 12:00:27 am




Matt Lucas as Marjorie
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 06, 2005, 09:17:38 am
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Post by: chocolate chick on December 06, 2005, 10:54:06 am

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Post by: minty on December 06, 2005, 05:21:53 pm
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Post by: minty on December 06, 2005, 05:24:21 pm
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Post by: minty on December 06, 2005, 05:25:51 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on December 06, 2005, 06:59:09 pm
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Post by: minty on December 07, 2005, 01:45:14 pm
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Post by: chocadmin on December 09, 2005, 12:15:04 am
As you may have already seen it, no harm in giving you this link 
http://www.happy-christmas.co.uk/demo

Have fun, (970 my best).

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 09, 2005, 10:02:53 am
750 only for me so far 
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on December 09, 2005, 10:05:32 am
Ooh I just got 926 woohoooooo
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Post by: minty on December 13, 2005, 06:27:41 pm
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Post by: minty on December 14, 2005, 10:29:56 am
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Post by: minty on December 15, 2005, 09:53:29 am
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Post by: minty on December 20, 2005, 11:41:03 am
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