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Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 14, 2005, 11:30:45 pm

http://www.irn-talkingshop.co.uk/news/article.asp?news=Produ ct&articleid=3820


 








 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


"mashed potato products – a sector which saw 32.5% growth in the last year."


 

Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 11:33:23 pm

I've never had nice instant mash

Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 14, 2005, 11:34:16 pm

I am thinking of introducing freeze dried faeces which you simply add water to........and flush straight down the pan cutting out the middle man.


 

Title: Good grief
Post by: goldencup on October 14, 2005, 11:36:21 pm
Too late - they already have.  It's called Beanfeast.
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 11:39:35 pm
Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 14, 2005, 11:45:29 pm

Actually I rather like their bolognese version of beanfeast. It unfortunately causes a commotion in my underwear.


 

Title: Good grief
Post by: goldencup on October 14, 2005, 11:50:35 pm
  I'm sure the curry one would be even worse then.  Actually I must confess to quite liking the occasional Bolognaise version but I add a lot of things to it - like half a bottle of red wine!
Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 14, 2005, 11:51:43 pm
Onions for me but that causes the "wild sh*tes".
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 11:51:59 pm
Oh Goldencup, give it up and cut out the middle man!
Title: Good grief
Post by: goldencup on October 14, 2005, 11:53:42 pm

You mean just drink the wine?

Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 14, 2005, 11:56:16 pm
Exactement!
Title: Good grief
Post by: oldspice on October 16, 2005, 08:57:07 am
Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 16, 2005, 09:47:05 am
Has anyone seen dried water?  Just add water and mix.
Title: Good grief
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 16, 2005, 12:07:38 pm
MM I can make lot of money with that idea in southern US !
Title: Good grief
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 01:33:12 pm
I actually quite like MR MASH instant mashed potatoes. Made from REAL potato (i should blinkin well hope so) - it tastes pretty good when mixed up with double cream and butter and loads of black pepper
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 16, 2005, 02:39:16 pm
It makes me laugh when you see thinks like that - god knows what instant mash is normally made with!
Title: Good grief
Post by: lemoneye on October 16, 2005, 03:25:51 pm
Yeah, Macdonalds recent advert for McChicken nuggets... Good news mums, now they are made with 100% chicken breast... As opposed to beaks and claws?
Title: Good grief
Post by: loulou on October 16, 2005, 07:03:53 pm

Quote from: lemoneye
I actually quite like MR MASH instant mashed potatoes. Made from REAL potato (i should blinkin well hope so) - it tastes pretty good when mixed up with double cream and butter and loads of black pepper


I like this too mixed up with lurpak and black pepper

Title: Good grief
Post by: kevvosa on October 16, 2005, 08:24:46 pm
I will eat Smash. Nice with butter and salt. 
Title: Good grief
Post by: loulou on October 16, 2005, 10:26:20 pm
They peel them with their little knives.
Title: Good grief
Post by: chocolate chick on October 17, 2005, 02:21:13 pm
Aunt Bessies Frozen mash is pretty good. Tastes creamy. 
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 17, 2005, 02:22:10 pm

Quote from: lemoneye
Yeah, Macdonalds recent advert for McChicken nuggets... Good news mums, now they are made with 100% chicken breast... As opposed to beaks and claws?


Or as Salsa once famously said, 'lips and arseholes'!

Title: Good grief
Post by: loulou on October 17, 2005, 11:51:56 pm
I had some Tesco ready made mash today. Had to add a little lurpak and black pepper to it but it was nice.
Title: Good grief
Post by: chocolate chick on October 18, 2005, 10:11:29 am
Smash is al right if there is nothing else in the cupboard
Title: Good grief
Post by: nutsaboutchoc on October 19, 2005, 02:21:27 pm
Super noodles are better for you than that mash muck.
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2005, 02:25:43 pm
I doubt Gillian McKeith will be rushing to recommend either.
Title: Good grief
Post by: lemoneye on October 19, 2005, 02:26:29 pm
Who?
Title: Good grief
Post by: nutsaboutchoc on October 19, 2005, 02:27:09 pm
who is she? They cooks on tv don't know what people eat in real life.
Title: Good grief
Post by: chocolate chick on October 19, 2005, 02:58:34 pm
Talking of noodles. Amoy plain egg noodles and Blue Dragon sweet and sour sauce is pretty tasty for a quick meal. 
Title: Good grief
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2005, 06:07:01 pm

Quote from: lemoneye
Who?


The woman from 'You are what you eat'. She gets results but you're right to say she doesn't know what normal people eat. She says 'this is really easy to prepare, it only takes three hours after you've soaked the beans overnight'.

Title: Good grief
Post by: on October 19, 2005, 07:24:35 pm

She gargles with your poo.


 

Title: Good grief
Post by: chocolate chick on October 19, 2005, 08:50:03 pm
Quote from: smurfboy

The woman from 'You are what you eat'. She gets results but you're right to say she doesn't know what normal people eat. She says 'this is really easy to prepare, it only takes three hours after you've soaked the beans overnight'.



Title: Good grief
Post by: loulou on October 20, 2005, 10:46:01 pm
Here's one I prepared earlier.